Kristan Alfonso Earrings

If Orpheus provides routing an account numbers how is the bank account untraceable?" #DAYS

 

Marlena to Theo: "Your dad is strong and in good condition." Except for that bullet that exploded in his body. #DAYS

 

"Hope explodes: "DAMMIT, RAFE, LET IT GO!" As she rips off his nads and turns them" into a pair of Kristan Alfonso earrings. #DAYS

 

Patch: "I've gotta get to my boy!!" Use Claire as a shield. #DAYS

Sanity Prevails!

 

Don't Bogart That Gal

♫Don't Bogart that gal, my friend...

♪ Pass her over to me...♫

No Time For Selfies

 

The Prevuze Dofus Of The Year Award

Oh, goodie. Flashbacks to scenes we just saw. Because the writers think that we, like them, have no memory. #DAYS

 

Claire wins the Prevuze Doofus Of The Year (DOTY) award, and if they kill her she gets upgraded to a Darwin Award. #DAYS

 

Theo: "I don't know what would happen if anything happened to Claire." I do… the average IQ of the world would go up significantly. #DAYS

The Bat Signal For Booty Calls

Paul, let Claire go! We need her out of the gene pool. #DAYS

 

Paul stays with Claire. Sonny wonders if he's "babysitting." An insult to babies everywhere. #DAYS

 

Oooo! Oooo! JJ has candles lit for Gabi when she returns. Candles: They're like the "Bat Signal" for booty calls. #DAYS

 

The Butterfly Tattoo On Her Butt

Brady tells Nicole they shouldn't be in the Square with killers loose. Let them kill all the extras milling around there. #DAYS

 

Kate: "GASP! OMG, HE'S BACK!" If you thought that was Clyde, hand in your #DOOL card, put on a dunce cap and go sit in the corner. #DAYS

 

Exactly how did Deimos establish the probability of sexual contact with Chloe – by describing the butterfly tattoo on her butt? #DAYS

 

Trapped In The Panic Room

 

Always In The Dark

The lights go out in Salem. Everyone notices except Rafe — He's always in the dark. #DAYS

 

If power is out in the panic room where is the light coming from? If there is backup lighting, how come it doesn't work on the locks? #DAYS

 

The good news: Chad and Gabi have all the amenities in the panic room. The bad news: Except a bathroom. #DAYS

 

Chad and Gabi are acting like they're hotter than Nicole and Eric were when they were trapped in the hospital furnace. #DAYS

The Three Brusqueteers

The Three Brusuqeteers would be better off if they just split up and got outta Dodge. #DAYS

 

If Hope had opened the door and blown the flower delivery guy away.  Yeah, that would have been great. #DAYS

 

With half of Salem holed-up if you're not a target this would be a great time to get out and get some of your Christmas shopping done. #DAYS

 

Heartless

 

Totally Curious And Totally Caca

 

God Only Gave Him A One-Story Building

Maggie! On crutches! Walking again! It's a miracle! Just like in 1972! #DAYS

 

They're taking Parker to a Broadway show? He's either been SORASed to 20 or he'll be bored to death. #DAYS

 

Xander: "I've got plenty going on upstairs." Unfortunately for Xander, God only gave him a one-story building. #DAYS

Bling On Her Do Rag

Kayla needs a little bling on her do-rag. #DAYS

 

Patch wants to know if he should call Stephanie. Nah… her mom isn't near enough to death. #DAYS

Nicole: "I'm tough but you'd have to be an idiot not to be scared of Xander." Rafe must be scared to death of Xander. #DAYS

Salem's Future Brain Trust In Action

Hope says Orpheus is smart. He wasn't smart enough to take Victor's offer & is now penniless and on the run. #DAYS

 

The kids sit around talking about how much they hate college. Salem's future brain trust in action. #DAYS

 

Abe says the average person has nothing to worry about. Unfortunately all Salemites seem to be below average. #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rat's Nest

Good luck charms for Theresa's wedding: Something old, something new, something borrowed and a homicidal maniac. #DAYS

 

Eve moved to NY? If she could only afford her dump of an apartment in Salem, imagine the rat's nest she must have had in NY.  #DAYS

 

Victor: "Another wedding at the Kiriakis Mansion. No dead bodies so we'll call it a win." LOL. #DAYS

Awkward

 

Fake Relationship

Prediction for Theresa and Brady's ceremony: Something old, something new, something borrowed, it'll be a zoo. #DAYS

 

Chloe says they can't have and fake a relationship—Of course if they actually had a relationship there wouldn't be a fake relationship #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nasty Old Curmudgeon

Claire: "I'm supposed to go meet Grandma." Translation: "I want to get out of here before things get nasty." #DAYS

 

Fashion statement: If Theresa's top was cut any lower we'd all have a great view… of her belly button. #DAYS

 

Belle: "My family comes first." For Belle, first is the new second. #DAYS

 

John refuses to toast to Theresa. What a nasty old curmudgeon — she only tried to kill him once. #DAYS

The Xanorphelyde Society

 

Phone Sex

 

If You Can't Do The Time Don't Do The Crime

Gabi needs a dose of big brother. That would be a good substitute for a dose of Ipecac. #DAYS

 

Belle offers to sell the club and turn the proceeds over to Chad. Chad says that's not necessary. Whoa! MERRY CHRISTMAS BELLE! #DAYS

 

Gabi says Rafe is her rock — Because he has the IQ of one. #DAYS

 

Hope frets over Aiden reopening Stefano's murder case. Hey, babe, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. #DAYS

Concrete Bruno Maglis

Kayla says she nags. Patch insists she doesn't.  That argument usually goes the other way around in most relationships. #DAYS

 

Kate better watch it or Victor and Deimos will be fitting her with a new pair of concrete Bruno Maglis. #DAYS

 

Clyde: "I'm not quite as dumb as I look." Maybe, but that still doesn't exactly put him in the "Einstein" category. #DAYS

Battle Of The Great Grannies

Sonny wonders what's going on between Gabi & JJ.  "Nothing," she says. "Nothing" is the new "everything." #DAYS

 

Deimos asks Victor & Maggie to live with him. Chad asks Adrienne & Lucas. Everyone else in Salem can live here at the Prevuze Compound #DAYS

 

Laura vs. Kate — Battle of the Great Grannies. #DAYS

 

Chad stops and ponders what Laura said. I love these flashbacks way back to what we just saw two minutes ago. *choke* #DAYS

A Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Kinda Gal

Nicole tells Brady & Theresa the physical stuff comes after they say "I do." Nicole is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kinda gal. #DAYS

 

Jennifer and Laura together. It's official — looneyness has reached critical mass. #DAYS

 

OMG! Talking to Brady, Victor played the "mother-card." #DAYS

 

Kayla says she wants to be alone — spends the rest of the episode with Steve. #DAYS

Misidentification

 

Thomas Seizes The Moment

 

Belle's Payday Loans

 

Jennifer's Plight

   

Jennifer Breaks Down

Jennifer breaks down crying… probably realizes she has to go back to work sometime. #DAYS

 

Claire tells Chloe Animal Crackers help with morning sickness. Using protection and not getting pregnant works better. #DAYS

 

Phillip tells Belle he's Chloe's baby's father and he wants to cut things off. I bet I know what Belle would like to cut off. #DAYS

 

Before giving Thomas to Lucas and Adrienne they might want to… you know… run that by Lucas and Adrienne. #DAYS

Something Concrete

Victor says they have to find something concrete.  Rafe's brain might be available. #DAYS

 

Chloe says she "took precautions." In Salem, it seems the only form of birth control is the "wing and a prayer" method. #DAYS

 

Chloe tells Nicole about Deimos being the father. The first crack in her already flimsy wall of secrecy. #DAYS