A Sadistic And Malevolent Bastard

I see Chad and EJ got the black-and-gray memo. Do I count 50 shades? #DAYS

 

Sami says EJ and Justin aren't worried. Yeah, they're not the ones facing the death penalty. #DAYS

 

Anne, I think you're ruining your chances with Dr. Copafeel. #DAYS

 

Justin says he didn't mean his nasty quip the way it came out. That's from the Guy Manual's "How To Backpedal Like Crazy" chapter. #DAYS

 

EJ says Stefano is a sadistic and malevolent bastard. It's official... Father's day is over for sure. #DAYS

Master of Disaster

I don't get it. So what if Eric remembers?  He wouldn't know it was Kristin. Is her plan just to spring the video on him? #DAYS

 

If I were Dr Chyka I wouldn't be sitting there telling Kristin the drug might not work, I'd be heading for the hills. #DAYS

 

Papaw Lucas bills himself as the baby master. Master of disaster if history is any indication. #DAYS

 

Chad says he doesn't want to see Abby hurt even if she chooses Cameron. Then his pants burst out in flame. #DAYS

 

Daniel wants to know if Eric touched anything that seemed strange last night. Use your imagination. #DAYS

Riding The Wild Tiger At Whoopee World

Opening Danifer scene: What an inconvenient time for Jen to arrive... with Daniel's naked body all wet and glistening. #DAYS

 

Marlena wonders if she's interrupting.  Some might call it that.  Some might call it butting in. #DAYS

 

Chad thinks something special happened between him and Abby tonight. Maybe they both threw up on the roller coaster. #DAYS

 

So Abby and Chad were riding the wild tiger at Whoopee World? Is that an amusement park or the title of one of Misty Circle's films? #DAYS

Psycho

Nicole bursts into the wrong hotel room. It's the old "walking in on an innocent couple" plot point... #DAYS

 

...As if there were such a thing as an innocent couple on #DAYS

 

Chad's screaming wasn't because of the roller coaster. It was because he looked in the mirror and saw his hair. #DAYS

 

Kate: "Norman Bates would do anything for his mother." Two references to Psycho in two shows. Do we have a shower scene coming up?" #DAYS

The Goddess Of Amusement And Good Times

Nicole: "The goddess of amusement and good times is here." True. Graffiti in the Pub men's' room: "For a good time call Nicole..." #DAYS

 

Headline: "Mystery Shooting At Hospital." Let's see... Sami shot the guy and he died. Yep. That's a mystery to the SPD. #DAYS

 

Marlena says she's terrified for Sami and the feeling is familiar. Right, because Sami has a habit of ending up in jail for murder. #DAYS

 

Marlena tells Kristin she's there for the kids.  Then guess what she forgets when she leaves. #DAYS

Three's Company With A Touch of Will And Grace

Will, Sonny and Gabi in the same apartment.  Three's Company with a touch of Will & (Arianna) Grace. #DAYS

 

Sami, with Marge exploding like Mt. St. Helens, that's your sign to leave, not to blurt out that you wasted her husband. #DAYS

 

Abby says JJ stayed at school because he felt safe there. That, and his on-campus McDrug franchise. #DAYS

 

The scene with Marge... well-played, Sami. NOT! #DAYS

That's Got Situation Comedy Written All Over It

Sonny tells Will there are 100 cops in the lobby. SPD workers or did they call in real cops from another city? #DAYS

 

Sami wonders if they're accusing her of shooting an innocent man. No, of shooting an innocent man in the back. #DAYS

 

The only good to come out of all this: EJ instructs Sami to stay silent.  Unfortunately, Sami doesn't. #DAYS

 

Brady thinks there is a part of John that still wants Kristin. Propriety does not permit me to comment on which part that is. #DAYS

 

Sami: "The man I love is you, EJ."  Yep. If it's Wednesday, it must be EJ. #DAYS

 

Kristin slams her purse down, picks it up and slams it again... and again.  Hope her new iPhone is in her pocket. #DAYS

 

Kate wonders what Will would think of Gabi and Arianna moving in with her. Will reaches for his barf bag. #DAYS

 

Sonny, Will, Gabi and Arianna all living in the same apartment. That's got situation comedy written all over it. #DAYS

A Cage And Some Mud

Nicole and Kristin square off. All we're missing is a cage and some mud. #DAYS

 

Brady says he thinks he was stupid. If he really could think he would KNOW he was stupid. #DAYS

 

Gabi wonders who would kill Rafe. Kate: "I don' know." Rhymes with Stef-a-no. #DAYS

 

Kate says Sami was standing there holding a smoking gun. Hope: "Yeah, but do you have any idea who shot Bernardi?" #DAYS

I Blame The Parents

Why does Kristin call Brady "Baby?"  That's what you call them when you rob the cradle. #DAYS

 

Sami says Kristin is a piece of trash that cannot be recycled. Just passed form father to son. #DAYS

 

Bernardi moves in toward Rafe to cut IT off. Gabi walks in and cuts him off. #DAYS

 

Nicole says she is going to do what she has a talent for.  Maybe Brady isn't in the mood. #DAYS

 

Jennifer wonders how JJ could be so irresponsible.  Personally, I blame the parents. #DAYS

The I-Word

 

Whoopee World

Brady wonders what part of "We're done" Kristin doesn't understand. My guess would be the "We're done" part. #DAYS

 

EJ: "Life without surprises can be incredibly dull." #DOOL needs more than surprises to pull out of its vortex of dull. #DAYS

 

Sami disses Kristin for being a DiMera. Hope reminds Sami she's about to become one herself. Sami doesn't always think things through. #DAYS

 

Kristin takes groveling to new levels.  I suppose she had no self-respect left to give up anyway. #DAYS

 

Kate tells Rafe he gave her back her soul.  As if she had one. #DAYS

 

The VIP opening of Whoopee World? Really? Do the VIPs get their own personal whoopee cushions for a souvenir? #DAYS