A Self-Absorbed Untrustworthy Bitch

Rafe, get a clue. Stop groveling. Sami's pissed. Cloudy eyes, empty hearts, can't win! #DAYS

 

Maxine tells Daniel to tell Melanie they all miss her.  Won't do any good.  Melanie knows everyone in Salem lies. #DAYS

 

Sami says Rafe thinks she's a self-absorbed, untrustworthy bitch. Wear it with pride, Sami. Not every woman can hit the trifecta. #DAYS

 

EJ is playing things by the book — the Guy Manual. Rafe, on the other hand seems to be playing from the Weenie Manual. #DAYS

Mother Theresa Move Over

Bo says Ciara will be spending more time with Victor while he's gone. God knows Hope doesn't want to take care of her. #DAYS

 

Marlena says she knows how close Sami is to Caroline. Closer than all her other babysitters put together, I'll bet.  #DAYS

 

Bo says Caroline is a saint. Yeah, a saint with a son from an adulterous relationship. Mother Theresa move over. #DAYS

 

Lucas says Will is struggling to accept who he is. Not as much as Lucas is, I'd say. #DAYS

 

Billie came into the pub to give something to Nick.  As we all recall it won't be the first thing she's ever given him. #DAYS

A Sons of Anarchy Episode

Bo and Caroline look like they're dressed and ready to appear in a Sons of Anarchy episode. #DAYS

 

Kristin tells Brady she's not a threat to anybody.  Translation: Look out for Kristin. #DAYS

 

Why wouldn't John tell Marlena about helping the little girl? It's not like he and Kristin threw it down on the bench in the square. #DAYS

The Imbecile Gene

Jennifer and Abby both went to see Nicole. Yep, that family definitely has the imbecile gene. #DAYS

 

Sami wants one example of when she dropped the ball on the job. Most jobs require you actually to show up at work, for starters. #DAYS

 

Ann pulls rank on Jennifer. Kayla pulls rank on Ann. That's one characteristic of this show... it's rank. #DAYS

 

Bo's going to take his motorcycle on the trip? Well, the airlines do allow one piece of carry-on baggage. #DAYS

Friends With Benefits

Sami's position on Rafe flips faster than an out of control pulsar. #DAYS

 

Daniel says he wants to be more than friends. Friends with benefits, would be my guess. #DAYS

 

Lucas says Sami expects all her men to be perfect. It that's true, Sami's an even bigger failure than I had thought. #DAYS

 

Kristin spews forth a boatload of excuses and then says she's not there to make excuses. #DAYS

Not The Cleanest Slate In Town

Jennifer, Brady might not mind hanging out with an accused murderer, but a ranting, blithering whiner is too much for anyone. #DAYS

 

Brady thinks Jennifer is lying. Daniel thinks Nicole is lying. Ordinarily I'd say they can't both be right, but this is Salem. #DAYS

 

So, now T is on board with Sonny and Will being gay. Because people always come around that easily? Yeah, right. #DAYS

 

John says Kate doesn't have the cleanest slate in town. HA! Kate's slate could be a cesspool liner. #DAYS

Disturbed

John's having trouble working. Perhaps if he used a computer instead of a No. 2 pencil... #DAYS

 

Bo says Caroline called him Shawn & thought he was his pop. Better than thinking Bo was his idiot son Shawn. #DAYS

 

Bo refuses to get a babysitter for Caroline. Anyway there are none available. All babysitters in town are busy with the kids. #DAYS

 

The nurse tells The Virgin Abby Miss Walker is not to be disturbed. If you ask me, she's as disturbed as it gets. #DAYS

Failure To Launch

It's date night for John and Marlena. They're going to try something new—ride a horseless carriage to the Hippodrome and see a talkie. #DAYS

 

Poor Rafe: his persistence appears to pay off and then... failure to launch. #DAYS

 

Nicole tells EJ the truth. Make the best of this now, Rafe. When Sami hears this she'll do things Lorena Bobbitt never thought of. #DAYS

 

Well-played, EJ. Well-played. #DAYS

Hang... A Poor Choice Of Words

Sami and Rafe rip their clothes off... and Sami doesn't once say, "We can't do this." She lucked out when the phone rang, tho. #DAYS

 

Hope tells Jennifer to hang in there. "Hang" — poor choice of words around an accused murderer. #DAYS

 

John and Marlena yuck it up with Sonny and Will and pretend they're at ease being out with a gay couple. #DAYS

 

Kristin reminds Stefano they're not exactly the Waltons.  Stefano could be. I'll bet he could afford to buy Walmart. #DAYS

A Neurotic, Lying, Vodka Swilling Tramp

If one of them had to fall, why couldn't it be Jennifer? Maybe she would have broken her holier-than-thou-spot. #DAYS

 

Rafe's not happy with the less-than-fancy coffee shop. Sami knows how to press his buttons. Tell him eating there means they can get home quicker so he can press her buttons. #DAYS

 

Rafe's on the road to perdition.  In Sami's world, only Sami can lie.  #DAYS

 

Daniel tells Nicole to hang onto him. I don't think she'll have a problem with that. #DAYS

 

John says from now on it's smooth sailing for him and Marlena. Translation: Rough seas ahead. #DAYS

 

The benefits of having original cast members – great flashbacks to the past that don't need to be faked. #DAYS

 

Jennifer: "If I don't do something I'm going to go crazy." Lady, you hit crazy a week ago.  You are WAY past crazy. #DAYS

 

John: "Here's to nothing but smooth sailing for us." Jolena need to batten down the hatches. Hurricane Kristen's on the way. #DAYS

 

Vic: "Nicole is a neurotic, lying, vodka swilling tramp."  Dang, I wish Victor wouldn't pull his punches like that. #DAYS

Did You Swallow A Victorian Novel?

Hope tells Bo she doesn't want him to feel shut down,,, as she tells him to bag it. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "You think I'm gonna put Dan in a dog crate, put him on the roof and drive him around?" Don't give Jennifer ideas, Nicole. #DAYS

 

And yes, I realize that line called for a Mitt Romney snark, but we're bipartisan here at Prevuze. #DAYS

 

Nicole to Jennifer: "You forbid it? What, did you swallow a Victorian novel?" Great line, Nicole. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "I lost my baby... ... ... my LAST baby." Cheap shot, Nicole. #DAYS

It Takes One To Call One

Sami: "EJ hasn't changed and never will." Yeah, well, it takes one to call one, Sami. #DAYS

 

Brilliant plan, Sami. Get close to EJ so he'll trust you. Yeah, he won't read anything into that, will he? #DAYS

 

Don't know what Nicole had in mind with the scalpel... slit her wrists or a self C-section so she could revive the baby. #DAYS

 

Commercial note: Now we're giving kids glow-in-the-dark diapers? Radioactive diapers. That'll stop the population explosion. #DAYS

Arrivederci, Baby

Nicole wonders if a baby not having a heartbeat is common. Not for the ones that  are still alive. #DAYS

 

Daniel says his and Jen's lives are going in different directions. Jen wants to know what that means. It means Arrivederci, baby. #DAYS

 

People in the town square are likely to drown in all the slobber from that Safe kiss. #DAYS

 

The only thing more "holier-than-thou" than Jennifer was Bonnie and Clyde's car after they were massacred. #DAYS

Careening Around Town

Oh, the desperation of Sami & Rafe pounding doors & careening around town looking for each other. Like me looking for lost car keys. #DAYS

 

Maggie says nothing could be more painful than what Jen is going through.  Unless it would be watching what she's going through. #DAYS

 

Maggie wonders how she got so lucky to wind up with a man like Victor. If memory serves... Mickey died. #DAYS

 

For a minute there when EJ was screaming at Chad I thought he would rip out of his clothes and turn green. #DAYS

A Cheap, Hateful Tramp

Jennifer says Daniel is still her friend. That must be why she ripped him a new one in her office earlier. #DAYS

 

Nick challenges Chad. I guess he wants the right half of his face ripped off to match the left half. #DAYS

 

Jennifer calls Nicole a cheap, hateful tramp. No way. Nicole isn't cheap. #DAYS

 

Anyone else noticed the annoying din in the background of some scenes? Sounds like they're getting audio bleed from another channel. #DAYS

As He Watched Her Bullet Head For His Brain

Sami says she feels awkward being on the couch with EJ like this... "this" meaning clothed. #DAYS

 

Daniel says losing Jennifer hurt. Probably almost as much as being with her. #DAYS

 

Daniel says he's none of Jen's business. "None of your business" is a foreign language to Jennifer. #DAYS

 

Jennifer throws a piece of paper at Daniel. If things get more violent she might even throw a pillow. #DAYS

 

EJ says he's always loved Sami. I'm sure he was thinking that as he watched her bullet head for his brain. #DAYS

Knowledge Is Power

Yeah, Bo. You forgot the poetry reading because of your "damn job". And your empty brain. #DAYS

 

Caroline is getting to be so forgetful this is probably going to wind up being Alzheimer's AND a tumor. #DAYS

 

Bo's problem, on the other hand, is Wisenheimer's disease. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says knowledge is power. That puts her a few watts shy of dead battery level. #DAYS