There Go John's Hopes For A Threesome

Brady thanks Kristin for not involving John. Within record time, he's involved. #DAYS

 

Jennifer had better hope the treatment that ends the tremor in Daniel's hands doesn't end the ripple in his muscles. #DAYS

 

Marlena says she doesn't want Kristin to come between her and John. There go John's hopes for a threesome. #DAYS

 

Nicole says Daniel was good to her and she paid him back with lies. And a few romps around the haystack. #DAYS

EVIL PLANS!

Marlena threatens to expose Kristin as a liar and fraud. As opposed to the cat-burglar Marlena has become. #DAYS

 

Did you notice Will, Nick and Gabi's conversation was 3-D... Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. #DAYS

 

Ooooo... Marlena says Kristin has EVIL PLANS in her iPad. EVIL PLANS... MWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Wrong, Stupid And Thoughtless

Kristin says her lipstick is experimental. Hopefully that means it contains a dab of crazy glue. #DAYS

 

Gabi couldn't go through with the abortion. And the sun came up in the east this morning. Two big shockers in one day. #DAYS

 

Marlena says it was wrong, stupid and thoughtless to invade John's privacy. Three of the best reasons she could think of to do it. #DAYS

Mortal Enemies

Dr. Hill gets called away from Gabi's procedure. It's the equivalent of a call from the Governor in the execution chamber. #DAYS

 

Brady wants to know how many years you can get for impersonating a priest. Same as you get for impersonating an actor. #DAYS

 

Mortal enemies Jennifer and Nicole not only kiss and make up, they do everything but break into a chorus of Kum Ba Yah. #DAYS

 

You know why Nicole looked so distraught when she got into that elevator? There was no one in there to have sex with. #DAYS

Gay Caballeros

John assures Susan` nothing will spoil the day. His, Abe's and Ivan's Gay Caballero costumes already spoiled it for me. #DAYS

 

John's hair was more gray back then than it is now.  Over the years he's been through (ready for this?)... 50 shades of gray. #DAYS

 

So, all these old actors they have in this episode... do they get royalties? #DAYS

 

OMG! These people don't have cell phones. How can they survive? #DAYS

 

#DOOL writer's credo: When all else fails, have someone's teeth fly out of their mouth. #DAYS

She Only Cheated With One Guy

Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "What's going on here?" Will: "We're trying to decide how to break it to you that it's none of your business." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant?" Sami: "Somewhat. You're not really pregnant unless it's multiple kids and multiple fathers." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "You need $300 for a school project?" Will: "Yeah, you voted against that last school tax, remember?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "I've been through hell... can I swear in a rectory?" Eric: "If you're good at dodging lightning bolts." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant? How?"  Sami: "I think you were in prison a bit too long, Nick." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "I'm your father, Will. How come you keep calling me 'Gramps?'" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant. You're sure there's nothing else wrong with her?" Sami: "Not physically." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "So, Nick, when's the last time you saw Gabi... with her clothes on, that is." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I'm just taking this all in right now." Rafe: "And what you'll be taking in is my fist in your face." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Billie: "Hester Prynne was an amateur. She only cheated with one guy." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "I can't be your confessor, Nicole. I don't have enough time for that." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Hope: "Why did you pick "The Scarlet Letter?" Billie: "I figured most of us could relate to a cheating ho." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Billie: "Today's book club selection is the story of Hester Prynne... also known as '50 Shades of Scarlet.'" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "I've seen unimaginable cruelty." Nicole: "When you were in Africa?" Eric: "No, that was here in Salem." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "I can't find Gabi. I just came from her bedroom." Nick: "Yeah, I've spent a lot of time there myself." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Rafe asked what I wanted from Gabi. I said the same as he wants from Sami. That's when he gave me a black eye." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "You've changed." Eric: "How?" Nicole: "For one thing you haven't tried to cop a feel yet." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "I know you're not trying to convert me." Eric: "If I did, I'd get fired." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Why wouldn't you tell the father you're pregnant?"  Gabi: "I did." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "Nick just thinks of you as a sex object."  Gabi: "God, I hope so." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – City fathers rename the town square steps, "The Nicole Walker Precipice of Doom." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "Gabi was close to Arianna." Sami: "Fortunately not when the SUV mowed her down." #DAYS

Telling Secrets And Betraying Trusts

Sami's mouth... if it's not screaming, it's telling secrets and betraying trusts.  #DAYS

 

Careful, Eric, Nicole is a man-killer and you're on the mother of all dry spells, sometimes known as celibacy. #DAYS

 

Billie's right.  Hester Prynne was a woman before her time. She should've lived in Salem where all sluts are accepted. #DAYS

 

Speaking of Hester Prynne, she had a fling with her minister.  Don't let Nicole and Eric read that book. It might give them ideas. #DAYS

In Trouble

Sami says Gabi's "in trouble." There's a phrase for her "condition" straight out of the 50s. #DAYS

 

Marlena keeps deleting John's messages from Kristin. There's a level of insecurity I know I would want in my shrink. #DAYS

 

Sami says Will can help Gabi with her problem.  He's already helped quite enough if you ask me. #DAYS

 

Sami thinks Will is trying to con her into telling him about Gabi by pretending he already knows. She's really overthought that one. #DAYS

 

Gabi, stop worrying about Chad blabbing about Andrew. So much time has now passed he's an accessory after the fact. #DAYS

 

Is Maggie sick? Since when did Sami become the town busybody? #DAYS

Fifty Shades Of EJ

EJ says from now on he's Sami's boss and she'll be working under him... Conjures up images of "Fifty Shades of EJ." #DAYS

 

Abby — I've seen longer skirts on a ballerina.  I guess she's on a mission to do something about her "condition." #DAYS

 

Sami asks if Eric thinks a priest collar will stop Nicole.  Heck, it probably won't stop Eric. #DAYS

 

Regarding Jennifer's earrings, I always wondered what happened to the Gong Show gong. #DAYS

 

The Virgin Abby brings flowers to Jennifer. Jen takes them from her. Abby is now officially... (Are you ready for this?) deflowered. #DAYS

Sexist Show

Notice Will and Sonny go topless in their lovemaking scenes, but the women never do. Sexist show. #DAYS

 

How the !#&%@ did Gabi get pregnant? Well, I know HOW but my point is I guess I missed the episode where Salem outlawed birth control. #DAYS

 

Kristin has a proposition for EJ. In Salem you shouldn't even say that to your Brother. #DAYS

 

John sees Marlena with Kristin but stops Marlena before she reaches critical mass. #DAYS

A String Of Girlfriends Dropping Like Dead Flies

Missed 1st 5 minutes of show. They panned in on Nicole at the start & I actually shot my TV. Had to run & get old B&W backup. #DAYS

 

Marlena finds John & Kristin. Takes "Hell hath no fury..." to levels Hell has never thought of. #DAYS

 

Nicole wonders how Brady could understand loss. Uh... how about a string of girlfriends dropping like dead flies? #DAYS

 

Gabi swears she won't tell anyone about Abby's... uh... condition... as she reaches for her megaphone. #DAYS

 

John: Per the Guy Manual, stop defending Kristin before Marlena uses that coffee grinder as a nut grinder. #DAYS

Suicide By Tetanus

First Sami, now Will are onto Nick and Gabi. Not that it's obvious but wouldn't it be easier to put it on a billboard? #DAYS

 

Daniel tries to talk Nicole down from the ledge as she wields a dirty scalpel.  Suicide by tetanus. At least it's original. #DAYS 

 

Daniel hopes this gives EJ a little peace of mind. He already has a little piece of mind on his bedroom wall where Sami shot him. #DAYS

 

Nicole says after losing her baby there was only one thing left to do... freak out and roll a dummy down the steps.  #DAYS

John Gets To Keep His Nads

Marlena thinks it's best for John to be alone. Yeah, if she doesn't find him with Kristin, John gets to keep his nads. #DAYS

 

John asks Kristin, "Of all the cabins in all the world, why did you walk into this one?" Because there were no gin joints around. #DAYS

 

Two words, Nicole: BUS-TED! #DAYS

 

Dan offers to confront Nicole in private. She refuses. Well-played, Nicole, FOR A DUMBASS! #DAYS

Inglorious Basterds

OK , Nicole, you're dropped the charges.  Now, turn around and drop Jennifer right on the spot. #DAYS

 

Jennifer wonders what has gotten into Nicole.  Every guy in town. Ba-da-bump. #DAYS

 

Nicole asks if Jen thinks she'd use her dead baby as a bargaining chip.  Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? #DAYS

 

The way EJ was smacking through his meal, I swear he was imitating the eating scene in "Inglorious Basterds." #DAYS

Milli Vanilli

Stefano says he never forgot Kristin. He's such a good daddy. #DAYS

 

Daniel is stunned that they missed the truth. They're Salem doctors. What did he expect? #DAYS

 

Kristin finds an old tape cassette:  Milli Vanilli – A world of reality compared to #DOOL nonsense. #DAYS

 

How conveeenniiieenntt... John and Kristin are both board members.  Me? I'm a bored viewer. #DAYS

Machu Picchu

Daniel finally finds the baby suit top.  Right under a neon sign flashing "NICOLE'S... NICOLE'S..." #DAYS

 

Sami wonders since when Nicole cared about the truth. Since about the same time, as I recall, that Sami cared about the truth. #DAYS

 

Maxine can't find a record of Nicole's visit the morning of the fall.  Big deal. At Salem Hospital records are a luxury anyway. #DAYS

 

Of course they had to have Dr. Sedwick wind up in Machu Picchu. Every episode needs a manufactured crisis. #DAYS