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Catatonic Trauma

NOTICE: No animals were harmed during the recording of this episode.
Several viewers, however, suffered catatonic trauma. #DAYS

Shawn: "I'm not stupid enough to lay my hands on Jan." Says the nitwit
who jumped his motorcycle into a church window. #DAYS

Phillip to Shawn: "Is this about you finding Belle in my arms the other
night?" He's arresting you, Phillip. Not a good time to bring that up. #DAYS

Belle: "I'm here to represent Phillip." If she wrote a book on how to
maintain a relationship with a spouse, it would go directly to the
bargain table. #DAYS

Fillet Mignon and White Wine

At Phillip's welcome home party Maggie will serve fillet mignon and
white wine so Phillip and Xander won't be the only ones in the room that
don't go well together. #DAYS

Maggie: "Here's to Phillip's prosperous, peaceful and permanent
homecoming." She forgot the other "p" – peculiar. #DAYS

Shawn charges Phillip with assault. With a wooden leg? #DAYS

Bold New Concept

So Allie and Tripp shared an intimate relationship, had a kid, and
didn't even find out where each other lived? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lani: "If Trask is the DA Kristen won't get a fair
trial. That isn't fair." Not getting a fair trial isn't fair. Bold new
concept. #DAYS

Permanently Dead

#DOOL – The show that relives the "who kissed who" drama you actually
lived through when you were in junior high school. #DAYS

Tripp: "Hope thinks it's possible Ciara is still alive." The only time
someone in Salem is permanently dead is when the actor that played them
is permanently dead… usually. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "Allie just needs time." Sami: "What she needs
is a spanking." #DAYS

Dumbest

 

 

I Don't Want To Talk About Your Sex Life

Eli: "I'm a cop. I swore to uphold the law." Lani: "But you swore to be
faithful to what I want." Said Bonnie to Clyde. #DAYS

Lani: "Eli screwed me." Abe: "I don't want to talk about your sex life."
#DAYS

Jan: "Why are you so sad about Ciara's dying?" Claire: "She was so sweet
I only tried to kill her twice." #DAYS

Jan: "I'm a much more well-adjusted member of society now." Give the
wacko she was before, that doesn't say much. #DAYS

Vaseline

Just before the show started I thought, "Gee, I hope we have a lot of
fantasy scenes between Ben and Ciara." NOT! #DAYS

Please, please! Enough Ben-Ciara fantasy scenes with Vaseline smeared on
the camera lens. #DAYS

Brutal

John black has been in a coma or brain dead for more of his life than he
had been conscious. #DAYS

Nicole: "Waiting for this judge's decision is brutal." No. Waiting for
the judge is tense and frustrating. When you and Eric were being cooked
alive in that furnace was brutal.  #DAYS

In Salem Nothing Is Real

 

 

Nothing Like A Bonfire To Put You In The Christmas Spirit

 

 

Charcoal

Chad: "Sorry about Jake." What she wanted to hear you say was, "Sorry
about Gwen." #DAYS

Xander kisses Sarah. Sarah: "Mmmmmm… who is that back there?" It's the
guy whose guts you used to hate. #DAYS

Protip for Phillip: You have to re-establish the relationship with Belle
before groping her again. #DAYS

If Ciara is in that car, Ben won't need to buy charcoal for his next
BBQ. #DAYS

Priorities

Shawn (on phone): "Why would they let her out of the looney bin?"
Claire: "Were you just talking about me?" No, but it applies. #DAYS

Kayla is delighted to see Tripp. After all, he hasn't tried to kill her
lately. #DAYS

Abigail: "I know I am fine." De-nial is not just a river in Egypt. #DAYS

Tripp: "California is great." When it's not on fire, that is. #DAYS
#TooSoon?

Vincent: "You're so pretty, Wendy." Ciara: "I'm not Wendy. Wendy is
dead." Way to play it close to the vest, Ciara. #DAYS

Abigail: "Let's take this upstairs." Chad: "I have one more call to
make." Priorities, Chad, priorities." #DAYS

Getting What She Wants

Kate: "Get rid of Gwen so we can get the stink of her cheap perfume out
of this furniture." The DiMera rumpus room couch has a history. Cheap
perfume isn't the only thing that's all over it. #DAYS

Brady stops Kristen from using sex to get what she wants. Sex ensues.
Getting what she wants ensues. #DAYS

Jake: "Chad is married." Gwen: "He's not that married." Note: There is
"married" and there is "not married." There is no such thing as "not
that married." Just ask your spouse. #DAYS

Jan Spears

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The Big Dent In Her Head

Jan Spears, after ten years in a coma would have less brain power than the rock she hit her head on. #DAYS

Not only did they bring Jan Spears out of her coma, but they also repaired the big dent in her head. #DAYS