Parthenogenesis

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Holly couldn't have sent those salacious photos." Chanel: "You're right. So who else do you know with boobs like that?" #DAYS

Tate to Sophia: "I need to talk to Holly." Parlez vous francais? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "If Tate isn't the father of your baby, you must have been with another guy." Sophia: "Or… would you believe… parthenogenesis?" #DAYS

What do Chad's relationship with Cat and the sex life of a stray dog in Tanzania have in common? Both of them are none of Jen and Julie's business. #DAYS

Tom's poem sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. #DAYS

Tom's poem sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. Apologies to ChatGPT for the comparison. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "You two certainly have some fond memories from your courtship. What is your favorite memory Jack?" Jack: "Jennifer's tight little ass." #DAYS

It's About Your Boobs

Artistic opening shot: Ari's butt, full screen.

Johnny (on phone): "Chanel and I would like to speak to you right away." Holly: "Is this about my paper?" No, it's about your boobs. #DAYS

Johnny: "I did everything by the book." Mein Kampf? #DAYS

ArI: "How do you like being back home." Theo: "Meh..." I think Ari is way more enthusiastic about him being in Salem than Theo is." #DAYS

A Grand Slam

Next on #DOOL — Thomas: "What were you doing all that time at Cat's place." Chad: "It's time to let you know we have feelings for each other." Thomas: "What does that mean?" Chad: "You're too young to know." #DAYS

Jennifer: "Jeremy has come back to Salem." How could Salem be so lucky?

Next on #DOOL — Thomas: "How could you think Cat was Mom?" Chad: "I'm a total idiot." #DAYS

Steve: "He was kind, generous and wise." And also the patriarch of one of the nuttiest bunch that ever came along. #DAYS

Jeremy: "The flowers I brought were just meant to be a peace offering." Peace or Piece? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jennifer: "I don't know how Chad can stand being around Cat." Steve: "Have you seen her ass?" #DAYS

Jennifer, do the letters "NOYB" mean anything to you? How About "STFU?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Cat: "During the blackout Chad spent the night at my apartment." Felicity: "Did you make out?" Cat: "Yes." Felicity: "Did he get to second base?" Cat: "It was more like a grand slam." #DAYS

Graphic Prurient Erotica

Fact: If two people's DNA doesn't match in a test at Salem Hospital that proves they are related. #DAYS

Poor Johnny. That picture of Holly's boobs doesn't show enough to get him in this much trouble. #DAYS

Chad: "Holly is sexting me." Brady: "Do you think they're real?" I saw them. There is no doubt they are real. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Cat: "That was the first time I've had sex since my car accident." Chad: "When was your accident?" Cat: "This morning." #DAYS

Stephanie: "If people knew I was Anastasia, it could wreck my PR business." Yeah, but as much as people eat up graphic prurient erotica, it might also HELP your PR business. #DAYS

Can Paulina give anyone a civil answer? #DAYS

Julie: "I'm part of a wonderful family." That's the same thing Charles Manson's followers said. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Is Chad a frequent house guest of yours?" Cat: "Why do you want to know that? Gwen: "Do you really have to ask?" #DAYS