Waffle House

I like how Nicole is making her infidelity all Eric's fault. #DAYS

This is a masterful turnaround. I'm now convinced Nicole's infidelity was 99% Eric's fault. #DAYS

With Theo and Ciara getting married tomorrow we can be sure she's on the verge of getting her memory back and remembering how much she loves Ben. #DAYS

Sami's right. EJ is cross-examining her. #DAYS

If Eric & Nicole's argument was a wresting match, Nicole would get two points for a reversal. #DAYS

Julie: "What do you want to do… tear down the Square and turn it into a Waffle House?" Dissing Waffle House? Julie has crossed the line. #DAYS

Pauline: "Your Grandparents were good people." Good people? Just think about it. They're the original couple that put this 50-year Salem Schlimazel in motion. #DAYS

Chanel and Eli have pancakes for breakfast. I hope they're not the now politically incorrect Aunt Jemima's. #DAYS

A Quickie

Eric to Nicole: "It took me 20 years to realize I can't live without you." And after Xander walked in, about 20 seconds to realize maybe he can. #DAYS

Eric: "Did you hire Xander to shut him up?" It's Nicole you're talking to, Eric. Did you even have to ask?

 Xander
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Nicole's
 Parade

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How could Nicole have slept with Xander?" John: "She must've been in a bad way." Belle: "I understand that, but doesn't she own a vibrator?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Do you have to go back to Africa?" Eric: "Yes. That's why what we just did had to be a quickie." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "OMG, what have I done?" Chloe: "In a nutshell, you banged Xander and got caught." #DAYS

Those Pesky Wedding Vows

Sorry gals, in a rare #DOOL plot twist, all the guys seem to be dressed today. #DAYS

Sami certainly seems to have a vendetta against all cheaters… except for one. #DAYS

Nicole: "There were days I questioned everything, our marriage, our future..." and those pesky wedding vows, too. #DAYS

"Xander, you are the least discrete person to ever live," says Sami, the runner-up. #DAYS

I have a pet goldfish named Mortimer that is smarter than Lucas. And, by the way, Mortimer died a month ago. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Pauline: "Mi casa es tu casa." Chanel: "What does that mean." Pauline: "Ma maison est votre maison." #DAYS

Justin Takes A Knee

Marlena: "Pino or cab?" John: "Cab" Marlena: "GASP!" John: "Did I say
'cab?' I meant 'pino.'" John said 'cab.' Then he said 'pino.' I say
"PW'd." #DAYS

Justin takes a knee to ask Bonnie to marry him. While he's down there I
hope he takes the chance to clean up the mess I made when I puked. #DAYS

A + J + K = E

Scenes we'd like to see: Gwen and Xander get naked on the Devereaux couch while Jack comes back home with his buddies for their weekly poker game. Xander stands up and says, "Deal me in, boys." #DAYS

A + J + K = E →  Adrienne + Justin + Kayla as Matron of Honor = Eeeeuuuwwwwwwwww!

Who celebrates an engagement with a game of chess? #DAYS

Kayla to Adrienne: "You wanting me to be matron of honor is a little strange. I mean, Justin and I…" To use Julie's terminology, "fornicated like rabbits." #DAYS

Burn Baby Burn

EJ: "Why do you have matches:" Sami: "I want to light a fire." EJ: "In July?" Sharp, conniving Sami seems to be losing her touch. #DAYS

Ben to Marlena: "How would you feel if your husband forgot all about you." Ben seems to have more insight than Dr. Marlena. #DAYS

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Protip: If you're oing to burn evidence, light it up instead of standing there with a lit match repeating, "Burn baby burn." #DAYS

Ben: "I'm going to ask Justin to represent me." Ciara: "I'm going to ask Justin to represent me."Justin needs the wisdom of King Solomon in this situation, which would lead him to relpresent neither of them. #DAYS  

Chloe's Lips

Rafe: "Ava asked me straight up if I had feelings for Nicole, and she
did it in front of Nicole." Apparently Duke heard it, too. #DAYS

Well, Chloe's lips are certainly getting a workout today. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lucas: "Sami believes in true love." Nicole: "Too bad
she doesn't believe in marriage vows." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sami: "I really liked watching Hamilton with you." EJ:
"Yes, but why did you seem to get nervous at the line,'Uh-oh! You made
the wrong sucker a cuckold, So time to pay the piper for the pants you
unbuckled?'" #DAYS

Funny You Should Ask

Kristen calls just to hear Brady's voice. I'll bet she didn't want to
hear what his voice said, though. #DAYS

Sami and EJ get busy in bed. EJ: "You don't have to do this." Jeez, EJ,
she's practically raping you. #DAYS

Rafe to Jake: "I don't like how you treated Kate." Uh… you mean the same
way you treated her when you dumped her to hook up with Jordan? #DAYS

Jake: "Have you ever been with someone but at the same time you can't
stop thinking about someone else." Rafe: "Funny you should ask…" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jake: "I'm gonna grab some coffee." Rafe: "What are you
doing here?" Jake: "Gabi and I moved in here last night." Rafe: "So I'm
guessing coffee isn't the only thing you've been grabbing around here."
#DAYS

Fish Poop

Allie: "Eeeeeuuuuwww! I was swimming in a lake with a dead body." That  creeps her out, but she was OK with swimming in a lake full of fish  poop? #DAYS

Abe to Pauline: "How do Allie and Chanel explain their bakery is gone?  How do we explain demolishing the square? Where are we going to re-bury  Tom and Alice?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "I am going to move heaven and earth to stop you."  Paulina: "Forget heaven and earth. Give me a couple sticks of dynamite  and I am going to move the town square." #DAYS

A One Night Stand

Julie gets in Theo's face: "How can there be an order to demolish Salem  Town Square?" Theo might not be the one to ask. News from the Salem Town  Square might not have made it into the South Africa Gazette."

Looks like it's over for Abe and Paulina. That relationship came and  went so fast it practically counts as a one-night-stand. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "We're going to have to make some fireworks of our  own." Marlena: "Wouldn't it just be easier – and safer – to buy them?" #DAYS

Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave...

Abe learns Paulina may not have been totally truthful with him. Oh what  a tangled web we weave… #DAYS

Abe lets it slip that Eli is throwing Lani a surprise party. He's  usually a sharp guy but he's off his game now since Pauline has him  thinking with a part of his body other than his brain. #DAYS

Go ahead, Ben. Give Ciara the divorce. She'll hook up with Theo, do  something like fall and hit her head, remember she loves you and then  we'll have to go through all that drama. #DAYS

Today's Half-Nude Scenes

Today's half-nude scenes – male and female – are brought to you by Warby Parker contact lenses, with a special compound designed to prevent your eyes from popping out of your head. #DAYS

Gwen to Xander: "If I do tell you my secret you have to swear not to tell a soul." Has never happened in Salem, never will. #DAYS

Protip 1: If someone dies of a heart attack in your living room, best not to dump the body in a lake. 

Protip 2: When dumping a body in a lake, use heavy weights to prevent someone finding the body. #DAYS