Wingman

Patch says he'd do anything to get Kayla back; apparently including taking a minimum wage part time job. #DAYS

 

Parker invites Dario to dinner when Nicole comes over.  He's a little young to be a wingman, but seems to be effective. #DAYS

 

Hal had better back off.  Joey might smash Hal's fist with his jaw. #DAYS

 

Kayla doesn't want Joey around people who have no direction or goals. So stay away from your dad, Joey. #DAYS

In Training To Be A DOOL Writer

Justin wonders what made Sonny decide to come back. Maybe Gay Pairee wasn't as gay as they say it is. #DAYS

 

Summer wonders how Theresa can remember something that never happened. Maybe she's in training to be a #DOOL writer. #DAYS

 

Summer: "You had to have a baby to get Brady." Theresa: "Actually it took a vagina to get him and a baby to keep him." #DAYS

 

Take Deimos' offer, Victor. You know the old saying: "Half of more money than you'll need in ten lifetimes is better than none." #DAYS

Tate's Prayer

 

Playing Doctor

Playing doctor or doctors playing?

A License To Play Doctor

Adriana says Blanca is the only one who would care enough to offer her tea.  Someone has a case of the "Poor Me's" #DAYS

 

Patch ignores Kayla's call. Oh, jeez, Steve, stop giving her the silent treatment. That's the woman's job. #DAYS

 

Fynn wants to examine Kayla. Since he's an MD he must think he has a license to play doctor. #DAYS

 

Don't walk out, Steve… punch Fynn's lights out. (I've been reading the guy manual). #DAYS

Not A Good Judge Of Women

Ciara to Hope: "Rafe is crazy about you." Actually, Rafe is crazy with or without her. #DAYS

 

Adriana: "Rafe is not a good judge of women." We knew that when he hooked up with Kate. #DAYS

 

Don't worry about Blanca being there, Rafe. What you were saying about her was probably inaudible with your foot in your mouth. #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awkward

Awkward (adjective) - causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience. Or, to put it simply... THIS

A Little Action

Kate has to use her ice skates to leave the Kiriakis Mansion because that was one cold meeting with Deimos. #DAYS

 

Shawn: "Rafe's all over it." André: "And I'm sure he's all over Hope." Dang! Tony beats Prevuze to the punch. #DAYS

 

Deimos: "I get it — you need action," he says in his quest to get a little… action. #DAYS

 

Kate wonders what makes her always go to the wrong man. Maybe it's just she's the wrong woman for all men. #DAYS

Quit While You're Ahead

Today on #DOOL — Rafe paints the wall down in the dungeon. To match yesterday's excitement, viewers get to watch it dry. #DAYS

 

Hey Rafe, instead of rushing back to Hope how about calling paramedics? #DAYS

 

Theresa: "Any word on Tate?" The word that comes to my mind is "gone." #DAYS

 

Guy Manual advice: If you talk her into going to see the Cubs, don't press for seeing the White Sox too.  Quit while you're ahead. #DAYS

Thought For Today

Am I getting the symbolism right? Ghost of Christmas Past: André — Ghost of Christmas Present: Aiden — Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come:Eduardo. #DOOL

 

Hope: "I'm dead, Rafe. I'm dead." Doc: "She's dead, Jim. She's dead." #DOOL

 

Thought for today: Where there is life there is hope. Where there is Hope there is Rafe. Where there is Hope & Rafe there is boredom. #DOOL

You Be The Judge

Aiden lied. Hope murdered. What's worse? You be the judge. #DOOL

 

Paul: "We have the whole SPD working on this case." And they wonder why there has been no progress. #DOOL

 

Theresa goes on TV, offers a $1,000,000 reward for Tate  and wha'dya know...  they get a bunch of bogus calls. #DOOL

 

Victor: "Theresa isn't fit to raise kittens." OMG! That's pretty low, Victor… you played the "kittens" card. #DOOL

Knick-Knack Paddywhack

André wonders if Aiden wanted him to take Rafe to lunch.  No need. Rafe's always out to lunch. #DOOL

 

Roman insists Rafe and Hope are both good cops… except when they're conspiring to murder someone. #DOOL

 

♫Rafe saved Hope; Hope saved Rafe—Now they're trapped but at least they're safe. With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone…♪ #DOOL

 

Blanca sends Dario more signals than a quarterback calling an audible. Unfortunately, Dario carries the Hernandez  clueless gene. #DOOL

How Can A Vacuum Be Thick?

Hope tells Rafe she isn't leaving him: "Get it through your thick skull." How can a vacuum be thick? #DAYS

 

As Brady leaves Theresa he turns around and gives her one last "lost puppy dog" look. #DAYS

 

Hope says she's not leaving the building without Rafe. If she's there when the bomb goes off they'll both leave together. #DAYS

The Idiot

 

Snake-Eyes

Chad vs. Jennifer: No matter how those dice roll Thomas will wind up with snake-eyes. #DAYS

 

André says he's going to leave Rafe and Hope to die together in that basement. Vegas odds on that happening are less than zero. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says when she was at the DiMera mansion Thomas was crying uncontrollably. Probably when Jennifer was ranting uncontrollably. #DAYS

 

Would it be safe to assume Jennifer is once again missing work? #DAYS

Jennifer's Little Darlings

Tate's probably just out playing in traffic with all the other kids in Salem whose mothers don't watch them. #DAYS

 

Claire: "You're not thinking..." Ciara: "I'm not thinking anything." In Salem thinking is rare commodity. #DAYS

 

Claire to Ciara: "You are whacked out in love with Chad." In love with him, maybe; whacked out, for sure. #DAYS

 

Chad smashes his iPad.  Well, that'll fix all his problems, won't it? #DAYS

 

Jennifer says she has more experience with kids than Ciara. Yeah, and look at how Jennifer's little darlings turned out. #DAYS

Andre Gets A Robo-Call

 

Steaks With Hos

Shouldn't Belle be included?

Instincts

Rafe says Shawn has instincts. I think Rafe means whatever scene Shawn's in, stinks. #DAYS

 

Brady wonders where summer got the money. She didn't tell him the guy didn't need it any more since he was dead. #DAYS

Blowing Smoke

Chad thinks André isn't smart enough to trick Abby. I don't know, Chad. He was smart enough to brainwash you. #DAYS

 

Jennifer thinks Ciara has feelings for an older man—Chad. It happens... you know, like Jenn's daughter had feelings for Austin and EJ. #DAYS

 

Ciara, with her big crush on Chad, doesn't think it would be a good idea to bring Abby back. Imagine that. #DAYS

 

Caroline doesn't think Abby that shows signs that she is confused or irrational. She must be the world's first rational pyromaniac. #DAYS

 

Kate wants to know if Deimos has suddenly become Pope. No — he's blowing smoke, but it's not white. #DAYS

Andre's iPad

 

Kate's Type Of Guy

 

You Know You're Watching DOOL When...

If Kate swatting Deimos with the fireplace poker had been real that fireplace set would have to be registered as a lethal weapon. #DAYS

 

You know you're watching #DOOL when Deimos, back from the dead, dies three times in this episode. #DAYS

 

Phillip says Deimos is a professional liar.  I had no idea he was a politician. #DAYS

Independence Day

Rafe runs into the interrogation room, stealthily closes the blinds, gets out his computer, surfs to www.babesgalore.com. #DAYS

 

Shawn wants to know if Rafe is doing heavy thinking. Rafe always does heavy thinking. After all his brain is made of concrete. #DAYS

 

Aiden asks if Hope is "sure." Too bad he didn't teach Chase to do the same. #DAYS

 

Independence Day: Abby declares independence from Chad, Kate from André, Chad from André, Hope from Aiden, #DAYS from reality.

Abigail Found!

 

Whack His Ass

 

Flashbacks

These flashbacks have me on the edge of my seat... trying to find the remote so I can change channels. #DAYS

 

Aiden: "When a DiMera walks into your life nothing is ever normal again." Hope: "Especially if you shoot him." #DAYS

 

Aiden says the DiMeras found his weak spot.  Apparently it was his wallet.  #DAYS