I post Days of Our Lives previews here a day before the show airs. I find Daze pretty humorous on occasion, so if anything I say here offends you, well, sometimes I just can't help myself. Days Of Our Lives -- Embrace the Lunacy™
If Xander would pipe in a little music, Ted would have everything in the dungeon a guy could ask for: wine, women, and song. #DAYS
If Sarah is falling for Xander's advances I question that she had the brains to get through med school. #DAYS
Abe tells Lani he took a job with DiMera Enterprises. Lani: "Are you out of your mind?" Abe: "No, I have bills to pay." #DAYS
Kristen isn't positive Ted is dead. She should have ordered Xander to bring her Ted's head on a platter. #DAYS
Kayla tells Jack: "You are walking into unknown territory." That's actually what the sign says that's posted over the front door of Salem Hospital. #DAYS
Jennifer: "Not only am I your constituent I am the mother of your children." A few more constituents like that and Jack could be known as "The Father of Salem." #DAYS
Eric: "We are here to join forever in marriage..." In Salem the word 'forever' refers to anything that lasts more than a microsecond. #DAYS
Kate: "Maggie came to me and was drunk as a skunk." Scientific note: No skunk has ever been observed consuming alcohol. #DAYS
Rex and Sarah's wedding will be declared null and void since they said, "For as long as we both shall live" instead of "For all the Days of our Lives." #DAYS
Eve: "I am just trying to get justice for Paige. She was everything to me." And her boyfriend was also an entertaining distraction. #DAYS
I don't like making predictions but I'll bet even 100 years from now they won't have masks that you can't tell when people are wearing them. Go ahead. Hold me to it. Get back with me in 100 years. #DAYS
When you look "cockamamie" up in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Rex and Sara's wedding in the hospital chapel on their coffee break.
Protip for would-be hit men: When you go to whack someone, just pull the trigger. Don't have a chat with them first. #DAYS
Claire's relationship with Tripp goes south. It has the same effect as Claire getting a reverse exorcism. #DAYS
Ben demands to call his lawyer. Eve: "Sorry, the phone lines are down." Tactical error, Eve. That'll get your case thrown out of court. #DAYS
Ciara to Ben: "I'm your new attorney." Why not? She could probably be as effective as the other ambulance chasers in town. #DAYS
Ciara: "When we were kids Claire and I would help my grandma make cookies." CLAIRE WAS ON A PERMANENT BOAT TRIP WITH HER PARENTS. #DAYS
Caroline was a saint. She only had one adulterous affair. That's a record for Salem. #DAYS
Sonny: "My Uncle Vic… he loved your great grandmother so much." So much they produced a bastard chile. #DAYS
Trivia: Peggy McKay was nominated for an Emmy several times but the only one she won was not for her role as Caroline on #DAYS.
Kate would rather have Kayla relying on science and not the ravings of a madman. Rolf was a raving madman? Heck I didn't know he was a Days Of Our Lives writer. #DAYS
Kate to Marlena: "Will and Sonny deserve to grow old together… you know, like you and John have done." #DAYS
Lucas: "There is nowhere in the world we would rather be right now." I'm guessing Will does not share that sentiment. #DAYS
Will's out of body experience is giving me an out of body experience. #DAYS
Sonny: "I cannot live without you." So maybe if Will dies and that finishes Sonny off maybe they can get a two-for-one discount at the funeral home. #DAYS
Roman: "Will is going to be fine." Thank you Dr. Brady! #DAYS
Gabi: "Arianna doesn't understand death is permanent." After watching #DOOL all these years, I had forgotten that myself. #DAYS
One benefit about Will marrying Sonny then immediately dying would be we don't have to suffer through the drama of their inevitable divorce when Paul comes back. #DAYS
Sonny says some of their friends will be there in spirit. If they don't hurry things along Will is going to be there in spirit. #DAYS
Brady to Xander: "Where did you get the damn diary?" Normally Xander would say "None of your damn business." Instead goodie-two-shoes Xander makes an appearance. #DAYS
Nicole to Ted: " I don't understand how Holly can be alive." If they don't come back from the dead, it isn't #DOOL. #DAYS
Ted wants to tell Hope about Holly. Nicole: "I can't let you do that." And how is she going to stop him? #DAYS
Ted says he isn't interested in going back to work for Eve. Probably because, among other things, that might wreck his chances with Hope. #DAYS
Nicole: "I don't want to play the 'you-owe-me' card." Then she plays it. #DAYS
Jennifer wants to have a "little talk" with Eve. With Jennifer and Eve there is no such thing as a "little talk." Fasten your seat belts. #DAYS
If Eve could be of any use in getting the diary back to save Will's life, but refuses to do it, is she any better than Ben, who she hates for killing Paige? #DAYS
Chloe to Brady: "I've made some lousy mistakes in my pathetic love life." True. And she's talking to one of them. #DAYS
Eve leaves Rory alone with Jennifer. I thought cruel and unusual punishment was unconstitutional. #DAYS
Eve: "You're free to go." Rory: "Aren't I supposed to sign something?" Eve: "I don't know. I'm only the commissioner." #DAYS
Looks like Lani has gone beyond bonding with David. Instead of bonded, she's more like welded. #DAYS
John says he struck out when he appealed to Eve's sense of decency. Not surprising… that would require Eve to have a sense of decency. #DAYS
JJ and Haley's disguises are pretty lame. They need to use whatever Kristen is doing to make her look like. Nicole. #DAYS
And the Emmy for the most asinine plot in the history of TV goes to… Kristen pawning herself off as Nicole by wearing a rubber mask that looks like a prototype for a life-size Barbie doll. #DAYS
Scenes we'd like to see: Brady rips off his mask and reveals he's Daniel back from the dead. Then Nicole rips off her mask to reveal she's Kristen. Then Kristen rips off her mask to reveal she's Nicole and Nicole & Daniel ride off in the sunset. #DAYS
Xander's acting awfully compassionate toward Maggie. Either that or he's taking evasive action so he won't have to clean up a pile of puke. #DAYS
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