Interruptus

Sloan and Eric: Jude-us Interruptus.
Sloan and Eric: Leo-us Interruptus.
Sloan and Eric: Melinda-us Interruptus.
Sloan and Eric: Marlena-us Interruptus. #DAYS

Brady to Theresa: "I have no doubt this magazine will be successful in the future." He said exactly the same thing to Sports Illustrated last week before they laid off 90% of their staff. #DAYS

Lucas: "I have a hell of a story to tell you." Chad: "Let's hear it." Lucas: "Back in 1965, Tom and Alice Horton…" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex to Maggie: "I'm done being a player… unless Allie and Chanel want another three-way." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady to Theresa: "I see a lot of Tate in you… especially the part of him that went to rehab." #DAYS

Marlena to Harris: "I'm always here for you. Please see the billing clerk on your way out." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sloan: "I need a nanny. Every time Eric and I start to have sex we get interrupted." Melinda: "You'll get no sympathy from me. I haven't had sex in six months." #DAYS

Alex: "If I shut that door I might get lucky." Theresa: "If you shut that door you're definitely going to get lucky." Protip: If you shut that door, make sure it has a lock. #DAYS