Old Crusty Makes A Comeback

Melanie thinks New Years Eve is a shallow, yet trashy holiday.  Perfect for a shallow, yet trashy gal. #DAYS

 

Chad: "I made a lot of mistakes." Not to mention a baby. #DAYS

 

Jennifer to JJ: "You just don't want to tell me what's going on." Believe me, Jen, you don't WANT him to tell you. #DAYS

 

Chad and Jordan romped on the DiMera couch.  Old Crusty makes a comeback. #DAYS

A Ton Of Bricks

Maxine says Melanie is a first rate nurse... in a fifth rate hospital. #DAYS

 

Chad says Kate has been jerking men around for years.  Maybe that's because they've all been jerks. #DAYS

 

News of Rafe's firing hits Salem like a ton of bricks. Coincidentally Rafe has the same IQ as a ton of bricks. #DAYS

 

Melanie thinks the Chad/Jordan/Ben/Abby thing is complicated. Of course, to Melanie, a light switch is complicated. #DAYS

 

John says 2015 could be the best year yet. The best year in Salem will be after the asteroid hits earth. #DAYS

Eric's T-Shirt

Rafe's Official Firing

You're not officially fired until Donald Trump fires you.  Rafe is now officially fired.

School Zone Speed

Abby says her face is numb. That's because it's next to her brain. #DAYS

 

Will's upset because Sonny spent money from their joint account.  Not a problem... Sonny spent it on the new joint. #DAYS

 

Paul wants to throw a 100mph fastball again. Daniel informs him from now on, he'll be throwing at "School Zone" speed. #DAYS

 

Rafe insists he's not a psychic. Well, guess what... now you're not a cop, either. #DAYS

2014's Most Significant Scene

This scene does not guarantee EJ will return from the dead, but it guarantees he can return from the dead.

Taking Naughty To A New Level

There goes JJ and Eve's Christmas.  They have taken naughty to a new level. #DAYS

 

Gee, Paige, it looks like you might get a sibling for Christmas. Isn't that speeeccciiiaaalll? #DAYS

 

The broken picture of Paige... OH, THE METAPHOR! #DAYS

 

Will to Paul: "We're on the same team." You got that righ... uh, too obvious. #DAYS

Theresa The Christmas Grinch

Eve's Despair

Nice Pair

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Donovan

And here's to you, Mrs. Donovan
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Donovan
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Killing It

Aiden and Hope have three hours to kill.  I have one hour to kill so I'm watching #DAYS. And that's definitely killing it.

 

Julie thought if they came home early it would be a surprise. I just wasn't the surprise Doug expected. #DAYS

 

Jeez, Doug, you act like Hope is a fourteen-year-old dating someone your age. #DAYS

 

I think Kayla left JJ with the bill when she dashed out. #DAYS

Eve And JJ

Apparently "regret" is a short-term thing.

Dude...

Melanie's developing a habit of walking in on half-dressed men.  Or maybe it's her hobby. #DAYS

 

Typical conversation between Rory and JJ... Rory: "Dude..." JJ: "Dude." Rory: "Dude?" JJ: "Dude!" Rory: "Fer sure." JJ: "Fer sure." #DAYS

 

Sonny: "If you didn't lose your job, you'd still be in LA." Will: "You don't know that." Yes, he does. #DAYS

 

Theresa to Paul: "Just give it to me straight." Straight being the key word. Or not the key word, as it were. #DAYS

Rory: Mr. Smooth

Slobbering Over Serena

Clyde vs. Victor reminds me of David vs. Goliath. Clyde had better hope he knows how to handle a slingshot. #DAYS

 

Paige is sorry she and JJ won't be together on their 1st Christmas. But they'll always have last year when they hated each other. #DAYS

 

Stefano says a man should revel in his conquests. And revel in his son's conquests when his conquesting days are over. #DAYS

 

Seems to me Salem is awash in Daniel slobbering over Serena. #DAYS

Frankly, My Dear, He Doesn't Give A Damn

Theresa defends herself to Brady. Frankly, my dear, he doesn't give a damn. #DAYS

 

Eric thinks he owes Serena something.  So, maybe he could buy lunch. #DAYS

 

Eric broke Serena's heart. And what do you know — here she is, back for more. #DAYS

 

Serena to Eric: "We could be friends and see what happens." I bet I know. #DAYS

Melanie and Theresa

Always worth watching...

On The Brink Of Giving Up A Safety

Aiden starts to leave but, wait... Nice tackle Hope. #DAYS

 

Of the potential romp-fests at the beginning of the show only Hope and Aiden got there. One out of three... poor odds for this show. #DAYS

 

Hope says she has treasured memories of Bo. So, apparently she and Billie have something in common after all. #DAYS

 

In football terms, Anne lost big yardage with Serena yesterday and Melanie today. She's on the brink of giving up a safety. #DAYS

Of All The Gin Joints In All The World

Serena sure is playing hard-to-get. And by that I mean throwing herself at Eric like a Paul Narita fastball. #DAYS

 

Bree's last name is Tjaden. I'd like to buy a vowel, please. #DAYS

 

Melanie: "I'm going to be good... and mature." And either deluded or a liar. #DAYS

 

When Eric was looking at Serena's pictures of the Serengeti, I swear I could hear Toto singing "Africa" in the background.

 

Theresa says Melanie is like, "I'm Melanie and you're not." Technically, she's right, isn't she?" #DAYS

 

Marlena: "Of all the gin joints in all the world Serena's working here." I think "gin joint" suits Salem Hospital just fine. #DAYS

Obsessed

JJ to Paige: "Did you really have to go with your mom?" Her granddad is sick, kid, give it a rest. #DAYS

 

JJ can't believe Dr. Richards makes house calls.  They'll believe it when they see his bill for a house call. #DAYS

 

Jordan to Chad: "I want to show you how much you mean to me." I think she already covered that base. #DAYS

 

Kate to Rafe: "You are obsessed! You are obsessed! You are obsessed!" Someone's obsessed. I'm not sure it's Rafe. #DAYS

The Double Mistletoe Scene

Jordan tells Rafe they've said everything that's to be said. But, by God, we're going to hear it again.  #DAYS

 

OMG! The double-mistletoe scene.  The most brilliant plot point since Caroline took out the garbage at the pub. #DAYS

 

Jordan thinks Kate butted in where she had no business.  Isn't that why they call it butting in? #DAYS

 

The good news: Rafe is the sharpest knife in the drawer. The bad news: It's the butter knife drawer. #DAYS

 

Sonny: "I have missed you so much." Notice he said that to Arianna, not Will. #DAYS

 

Victor tells Kate being honest is good for the soul. Good advice if Kate had a soul... or was ever honest. #DAYS

 

No surprise Victor sees right through Rafe. That's kind of like being able to see right through the vacuum of space. #DAYS

Eric's Sacrifice

Moneygrubbing, Lying Little Cokehead

After being best friends for two minutes Melanie and Theresa channel their inner bitches and their true personalities emerge. #DAYS

 

Abby says, "I'm all about the job." Then that nanosecond passes and she gets down to business. Monkey business. #DAYS

 

Melanie says Theresa is a moneygrubbling lying little cokehead. If I recall, Melanie grubbed a bit of cash from that casino herself. #DAYS

 

Did anyone find a lunch? Because I lost mine during the scenes with Eric and Serena. #DAYS

Daniel And Jennifer

The relationship that just won't die...

Eric's Sacred Decision

Ben And Abby: Any Time, Any Place

Boardwalk And Park Place

Sonny needs $200,000 to comply with city code.  I want to see Sonny go postal in the city budget person's office. #DAYS

 

Melanie is sorry & says there won't be more trouble. Translation: She's not sorry and there will be more trouble. #DAYS

 

Melanie just wants to be home. I don't suppose we'd be lucky enough that she considers Paris home. #DAYS

 

Brady says Melanie doesn't have a monopoly on stupid.  Maybe not, but she at least owns Boardwalk and Park Place. #DAYS

The Ice Cream Shoppe

Kelly tells Melanie, "Game over." Don't we wish. #DAYS

 

Jordan: "I think we should go somewhere else." Translation: I don't think she means the Ice Cream Shoppe. #DAYS

 

If Sonny's really gay he'd better stop staring at Adrienne's boobs across the table. #DAYS

 

Jordan doesn't want pesky butlers spreading rumors.  If it's true are they rumors? #DAYS

Working For God Almighty

Jordan tells Rafe they have nothing to talk about. And they'll spend the next half hour talking bout it. #DAYS

 

Lia attacks Aiden. Abe steps in. It's a good thing Abe was there to protect Aiden from a 75-year-old woman. #DAYS

 

Melanie tells Daniel she feels like staying in. I wish she would have stayed in... stayed in France, that is. #DAYS

 

Abe says Aiden is obviously one of the good guys. Translation: He's probably a serial killer. #DAYS

 

Hope and Aiden take time from working at the church for God Almighty to go break at least one of his commandments. #DAYS

Abby's Skin Tight Pants III

 

Abby's Skin Tight Pants II

 

Abby's Skin Tight Pants

 

EVEsdropping

Abby might as well have had a target on the back of her jogging pants.  Or not... Ben found the bullseye anyway. #DAYS

 

JJ wonders why Eve is there. Well, they don't call it EVEsdropping for nothing. #DAYS

 

JJ says Eve was his biggest mistake ever.  No mulligans in that department, JJ. #DAYS

 

Ben wants to go for "another run" with Abby. Well, it looks as if Ben's a marathoner. #DAYS

The Flying Nun's Hat

Nicole's coat looks like it would be a perfect match for the Flying Nun's hat. #DAYS

 

Theresa: "Sweet dreams." Paul: "They'll be about you." Yeah, about her leaving the room and Sonny coming in. #DAYS

 

JJ wonders why he makes the choices he makes. With Eve, it's because something other than his brain was doing the thinking. #DAYS

 

JJ tells Paige no one can know they're together.  If the relationship progresses, I guess it'll be a pretty small wedding.  #DAYS

 

Eve: "I've made my list and I've checked it twice." And you may be on it, Eric. #DAYS

He Plays For The Other Team

Ben drops his towel. Melanie: "Wow. That's a better view than I get on my new hi-def TV." #DAYS

 

So Paul has been with Sonny. That's how he knew about Sonny without a blinking neon sign above his head that says, "GAY!-GAY!" #DAYS

 

Oh, how disappointed Theresa will be when she finds out Paul doesn't play for the Cubs, but he "plays for the other team." #DAYS

 

Jordan says Clyde and Kate are inseparable.  Maybe with a crowbar... #DAYS