Can I Watch?

Theresa, Alex, and Brady. One kitty, two tomcats, three problems. #DAYS

Bonnie is going out of her way to prove she's completely off her rocker. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "Is the baby OK?" Paulina: "She's in excellent condition for a corpse." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "I might be leaving Salem." Nicole: "Like you did when we were newlyweds and so much in love we could never stand to be apart until you suddenly took a powder?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "Today is the day you get out of prison." Gabi: "That's impossible. I haven't finished digging my tunnel yet." #DAYS

It was the baby who was radiated but it's Chanel who's having the meltdown. #DAYS

Nicole: "I haven't exactly been Mother of the Year this year." She's way better than Sloan. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "When I get out of here all I want is a shower to get rid of every microbe of this prison." Stefan: "Can I watch?" #DAYS

Painkillers

Brady thinks Tate is avoiding the consequences of what he did last night. He's probably more upset about what he didn't do last night – Holly. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "My mom said I deserved all the misery that had befallen me." Marlena: "Oh, that's not right. There is at least 1% of the misery you've had that you don't deserve." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Dr. Green: "I'm going to give you a quick ultrasound and see what's going on." Chanel: "How about giving me some quick painkillers instead?" #DAYS

Pandora

Leo's mother hated him and found him unlovable. No doubt that's what turned him gay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Is there something wrong with my baby?" Dr. Greene: "It's no big deal. Radiated babies often have two heads." #DAYS

Leo tells his mother she never should have been a mother in the first place. Apparently he doesn't see the flaw in that opinion. #DAYS

Jack takes the mystery box to Jennifer. Little known fact: Jennifer's nickname has always been 'Pandora.' #DAYS


Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I came here to get some things off my chest." Mom: "You could start by taking your bra off." #DAYS

The Queen of Hotel Room Hookups

EJ to Nicole: "I have something to tell you… about Eric." We might not know exactly what he has to tell her, but DOOL veterans certainly know what he's NOT going to tell her. #DAYS

Theresa to Holly and Tate: "How long has this been going on?" As far as Holly and Tate are concerned – not nearly long enough. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "You didn't even give Holly and me a chance to explain." Brady: What I didn't give you was a chance to get her clothes off." #DAYS

Harris tells Ava he's leaving. So they jump into bed and have one for the road. #DAYS

Theresa: "I just caught Holly and Tate hooking up in a hotel room." She'd be in real trouble if Nicole/Misty Circle wasn't the Queen of hotel room hookups. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "Are you asking me what I think you're asking me." Alex: "Yes… do you want to go steady." #DAYS

Film Capital of the World

This is the episode where Chanel learns Hollywood, not Salem, is the film capital of the world. #DAYS

Johnny and Chanel discuss whether he should accept the job. Johnny: "You make the decision." Way to punt, Johnny! Why not just hand Chanel your family jewels and have her make all the decisions? #DAYS

Johnny: "I might not want the job for reasons I can't articulate." Sometimes I think Johnny has trouble articulating "Good morning." #DAYS

Leo's Gay-Dar

Next on #DOOL — Sarah (on phone): "Steve has been shot. The ambulance to get him is on its way." Kayla: "For God's sake don't take him to Salem Hospital. I want him to live." #DAYS

Xander called Konstintin a "lavvy head." For those wondering… this is a Scottish insult. "Lavvy" is short for "lavatory." In other words, Xander called him a "toilet head." #DAYS

Is Johnny considering the job and moving away from Chanel right after they were married? Who does he think he is, Eric? #DAYS

Leo's gay-dar is malfunctioning. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "Would you like to go out?" Greene: "Yes, with your sister." #DAYS

Your Tight Little Ass

Marleana: "When you talk to Everett, don't use the word 'crazy.'" True. "Nutty as a fruitcake" is far more descriptive. #DAYS

Everett/Bobby, Stephanie, and Jada all together… a barrage à trois. #DAYS

Kayla: "A ring tattoo would be hard to get off." Xander walks up as Kayla attempts to pry her foot out of her mouth. #DAYS

On the bright side for Clyde, he seems to be very popular right now. #DAYS

Harris finds nude pix on Snake's phone. I hope they're not of Clyde. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Patch: "When it comes to protecting my family I'll never change." Kayla: "So you'll keep doing what you've always been doing… leaving us whenever things get tough?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "If I were you, I'd lower my expectations." Sarah: "I already have… I'm marrying you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "You tried to kill my son. Now I'm going to kill you." Clyde: "Before you do, can I have one more look at your tight little ass in those jeans?" #DAYS