Misty Circle Porn

Brady criticizes Salem's war-making "grownups," a group he doesn't qualify to be part of. #DAYS

 

Hillary and Scooter? Hooter? #DAYS

 

Scooter says he recognizes Nicole. I'm thinking Hillary will be interested to find out about his fascination with Misty Circle porn. #DAYS

 

Barf Bag

 

Great Sex

Abby to Dario: "What are you doing here?" To be blunt, I think the best answer would be "sniffing around Abigail." #DAYS

 

Nicole: "Great sex isn't enough." Brady: "Speak for yourself." #DAYS

 

Abigail: "Why do you think you're interrupting something?" Jennifer: "You & Dario are just 3 feet from the DiMera Couch of Depravity." #DAYS

Not Fake News

 

Critical Mass

Wow. Adrienne and Gabi are in one-bed Salem Hospital at the same time. I hope the staff can deal with this overcrowding crisis. #DAYS

 

Joey tells Tripp there is something about Ava that Patch isn't saying. If Joey had 2 brain cells he'd reach critical mass and his head would explode. #DAYS

 

Kayla says Hope is a good reference because she works for the crime-laden SPD. Not exactly a ringing endorsement if you ask me. #DAYS

 

Eli to Gabi: "You won't answer my questions but want me to answer yours?"  Better humor her, man, she's a murderer. #DAYS

Like A Hungry Bass

Jade claims she's dizzy.  That's been obvious for a long time. #DAYS

 

Chad outsmarts JJ. Next time, for a bigger challenge, he could try outsmarting an unconscious field mouse. #DAYS

 

Joey takes Jade's bait like a hungry bass. Every fisherman hopes to run into one that gullible. #DAYS

How Do You Feel About Matricide?

Brady: "I've been aiding and abetting a wanted criminal." Marlena: "You fit right in with the rest of us." #DAYS

 

Eduardo says they can't mindlessly escalate the war. If they plan to escalate any other way they'll have to find someone with a mind. #DAYS

 

Joey to Tripp: "How do you feel about matricide… asking for a friend." #DAYS

STFU

Hey, Hillary...

Hillary: "So, you're trying to get rid of me? What's going on here?" Wild guess: She's trying to get rid of you." #DAYS

As Sharp As A Butter Knife

Kayla: "I think Joey is sharp." Not only is Joey as sharp as a butter knife, he also has the IQ of one. #DAYS

 

Victor: "Just push the pause button." You have no idea how much I want to do that. Or better yet, the FF button. #DAYS

 

Formalities

Even though he's Mayor, Abe doesn't stand on formalities.

Baby Light My Fire

Abby didn't join Chad because they didn't play her theme song: "Come on, baby, light my fire." #DAYS

 

Chad announces Abby "has been called to more pressing matters." He should have said she's tied up at the moment. #Rimshot #DAYS

 

Chad gets a text: "Come to Warehouse 8. Come alone or Abby's a dead woman." FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHAD, TAKE THE WHOLE TOWN. #DAYS

It's Raaaaad, Man

Brady helps Nicole. In Salem being a criminal is old hat. The new hot trend is being an accessory after the fact. It's raaaaad, man. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "29 Moosehead Lane. Could that be any more Canadian?" Could that be any more stereotypical? #DAYS

 

Chad: "I love you.  Now that we've got that out of the way I'm going to rip your heart out." #DAYS

 

Abby hopes things get back to normal. With Gabi in prison and Abby burning buildings? #DAYS

He's Got A Wife And One On The Side

Chad DiMera

Has something to hide

He's got a wife and

One on the side.

#DAYS

 

Claire to Ciara: "It's none of your business what we were doing." Then next time maybe you should conduct your "business" in private. #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Claire: "So you don't want to have sex? What's up with you?" Theo: "Nothing... anymore." #DAYS

Rafe's Inner Woman

 

A New Low In Product Placement

 

Tripped Up

I guess they named Ava's kid Trip since he was born because Steve 'tripped up' with Ava. #DAYS

 

Deimos: "I can handle Hernandez." I'd like to see that fight. #DAYS

 

Q: How can you tell Rafe and Eli apart? A: Eli is the one the FBI didn't fire. #DAYS

Advice

Marlena: the voice of experience.

The Little Pyro

Eli meets his family. Beware the ides of March, pal. #DAYS

 

Abby announces she flunked P.E. The little pyro was probably too busy trying to burn down the school. #DAYS

 

Chad says he learned commitment and self-discipline playing team sports. Abby better hope he learned something else — fidelity. #DAYS

Nosy

Maggie covets her reputation as the town gossip.

It's Written All Over Your Face...

...Literally

Aiding And Abetting

Nicole: "If you help me you'll be aiding and abetting a criminal." I'd say Brady has already crossed that line. #DAYS

 

The terrible trio comes to pamper Adrienne—massage, facial, etc. Lucas: "Did we forget anything?" Adrienne: "The medical marijuana?" #DAYS

Girl Throw

Why do #DAYS writers insult our intelligence with scenes like this?

Reverse SORASing Failure

 

Woman-ipulating

So it's the Salem Panthers. If Kate made a big enough donation she might get them to change it to the Salem Cougars. #DAYS

 

Dario: Put your eyes back in their sockets and your tongue back in your mouth… and stop drooling. #DAYS

 

Marlena insists she's not manipulating Eric. Maybe in her case it's called woman-ipulating, but she's doing it. #DAYS

Accessory

If Brady helps Nicole he's an accessory to a kidnapping.  Maybe he should join the SPD.  He'd fit right in with the other criminals. #DAYS

 

Eduardo thinks he and Chloe have something in common. Maybe. They've both been on something. Chloe: the wagon. Eduardo: the prowl. #DAYS

Disgusting!

Gabi walks into the DiMera rumpus room and OMG! Chad is kissing his wife! Disgusting! #DAYS

 

Hal isn't making a very good case that his life is worth saving. #DAYS

 

Grigor: "Betraying Deimos is taking your life in your hands." Chad: "I'll take that risk if you will." Yeah, since it's Grigor's life. #DAYS

Hanging Chad vs. Hanging Abby

 

Murder, Inc.

So Abby just had a successful fundraiser and now wants another one? What is this, PBS? #DAYS

 

<sarcasm> Admirable the way Abby fought off Dario when he planted that big kiss on her. </sarcasm> #DAYS

 

Raines is such a jerk JJ might send Murder, Inc. after him. Murder, Inc. — a.k.a. Hope & Rafe. #DAYS

Puke Is Like Breakfast

Tiffany and Tobey take the baby. Tobey: "I'm not changing any diapers." At least he has his priorities straight. #DAYS

 

Anne: "When you've had as many diapers as I have, puke is like breakfast." Good one, Anne, but I've kind of lost my appetite for lunch. #DAYS

 

Why do people always want you to eat something when your body is telling you it doesn't want anything in your stomach? #DAYS

Naive Young Girls

Nicole asks God for help. God: Accessory after the fact to kidnappers everywhere. #DAYS

 

Give it up Jennifer. If Eric wants to spend his life pouting don't be his pity-party-pooper. #DAYS

 

Tiffany comes to borrow a towel, stays to hear Nicole's life story. Elvis sings "SUSPICION" in the background." #DAYS

 

Ciara: "I'm online dating." Hope: "Which site?" Ciara: "NaiveYoungGirls.com #DAYS

 

 

Under The Radar

 

It's Mine

Hope says she will regret shooting Stefano the rest of her life. Most attempted murderers, however, will regret it in prison. #DAYS

 

Chad to Abby: "This isn't my father's house… it's mine." If they have a pre-nup, I'll bet it makes that very clear, too. #DAYS

 

Roman welcomes Hope back to the police force.  His plan to make the SPD completely corrupt is now complete. #DAYS

Because...

Showing this:

1) Because you liked it

2) Because you wanted to see it again

3) Because you want more of it

#DAYS

Nasty Sewer Rats

Anne: "New York has nasty sewer rats." New York will have one more nasty sewer rat when Chloe the baby-stealer gets there. #DAYS

 

So Anne has the hots for Lucas. That might add some spice to a show as empty of spice as Mother Hubbard's cupboard. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "Daniel had the biggest heart ever." So now apparently Brady has the biggest heart ever. #DAYS

Take Me!

Hey, it's a legitimate question... if you're an imbecile.

Flesh-Eating Bacteria