I post Days of Our Lives previews here a day before the show airs. I find Daze pretty humorous on occasion, so if anything I say here offends you, well, sometimes I just can't help myself. Days Of Our Lives -- Embrace the Lunacy™
A ne'er-do-well lurks at the DiMera Mansion. That security system is hard at work again. #DAYS
Will: "Leo is trying to send Sonny and me to prison for something we didn't do." Hmmm… I must've missed the part where the Acme Rug Cleaners tried to dispose of the body. #DAYS
Sonny: "I have no intention of going to prison." I doubt Sonny's intentions will come into play at the trial. #DAYS
Odds are it's not going to be the romantic evening JJ had in mind. #DAYS
What Melinda should have said: "Haley is my sister and I'm aware of her situation. I'm doing everything I can to help her. That doesn't mean I can't be tough on immigration. I love my sister." #DAYS
Stefan whines: "Maybe I'll spend the rest of my days rattling around this empty house all by myself." Be careful Chloe, you just got an engraved invitation to take him home from his pity party. #DAYS
They're televising the Salem Mayoral debates tonight. At least they won't preempt #DAYS
Of course JJ answers the door for Mommy. As hot and heavy as he and Haley were going at it, I'm surprised he didn't have a lot of trouble walking to the door. #DAYS
Actually, this reality challenged debate isn't as bad as some of the real political debates I've seen. #DAYS
Thank you, #DOOL for wasting an entire hour with that Claire-Ciara-Tripp fantasy. #DAYS
Jack insists on paying for lunch. Just where does he get his money? An allowance from Eve? Residuals from a book that's probably in the budget-bin at Walmart by now? #DAYS
Note: One simply does not have a cop grill his old flame. Oh, wait, this is the SPD. Nevermind. #DAYS
Ben: "I'm scared the serial killer is still inside me." Yes, Ben, he is. And every time you don't take your meds you leave the door open for him to come on out. #DAYS
Gabi barges in, "Is it true?" Stefan: "Remind me to fire Harold." Best line of the week. #DAYS
When Chad gets to France it won't matter that he isn't fluent in French since no one can understand his mumbling in any language. #DAYS
Chad and Abby: "I give you this ring as a sign of my eternal love and commitment." Until they come back to Salem and screw things up again. #DAYS
Kate to Haley: "You don't know what I've been through." About half the men in Salem, for starters. #DAYS
Abigail: "Do you want the good news or the bad news first?" In Salem, in the long run, all news is bad news. #DAYS
It's absolutely ridiculous Chad and Abby have to move their whole lives to Europe by tomorrow. Besides, who would want to work for a bunch of creeps who would demand that anyway? #DAYS
Gabi to Leo: "You're not the first male to lose a fight to me." She probably bullied Rafe when they were growing up. #DAYS
Lani gives Eli a 45rpm record, taking a real risk that he owns one of those antique things called a record player. #DAYS
Sonny to Will: "When you were with Paul I just sat around the house torturing myself." Now you're torturing the viewers. #DAYS
Rex: "I told Sarah to eat with Eric, I'm not that clueless." Calling Rex clueless would be an insult to clueless people everywhere. #DAYS
Ted and Rafe are having words. Since Rafe is involved they are one-syllable words. #DAYS
Oil:Water :: Alcohol:Sarah #DAYS
BULLETIN: The Sons of John Black now outnumber the Sons of the American Revolution. #DAYS
How time flies. The annual Ciara Brady Barbecue has rolled around again. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Roman: "John wanted me to close the pub for you two." John: "The cat's out of the bag." Roman: "
New SPD procedure for catching criminals: Ask Hope who is innocent and lock them up. #DAYS
You can tell it's a dull episode when you wish the president had pre-empted it with his latest announcement. #DAYS
Kidnapped with a crying baby. That's one step below being on a flight with a crying baby. #DAYS
Kate badgers Jordan about the baby lotion. The words, "none of your business" have no effect in Salem. #DAYS
Chloe: "The DiMera mansion is a fortress." Huh? Didn't l'il ole Gabi just get by all that security? #DAYS
Hope, talking about Rafe: "We lost him." Unfortunately, she means the phone connection, not Rafe himself. #DAYS
Kate: "I take responsibility for what I did." Who does she think she is, a Virginia politician? #DAYS
John tells Roman Leo might be his son. Space aliens landing in Salem would marvel at the fact that with all the technology on earth, no one had ever invented birth control. #DAYS
Someone needs to tell Ben things you tell your therapist aren't confidential when you're shouting back and forth in public. #DAYS
Sarah to Rex: "I'm not trying to play games with you." I don't know about that. Sometimes she certainly comes of like an angry bird. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Eric: "My roommate is entertaining a lady. I thought they were going to do it banging against my front door." Marlena: "That would be uncomfortable… like doing it on a conference table, only vertical." #DAYS
Don't those thugs attacking Chloe and Stefan know this is a private party? How rude! #DAYS
John to Diana: "You're not the only one who has put a bullet in me." Right, and most of them have killed him. #DAYS
Trip says he'll stay with Claire as long as there are no more lies. That gives the relationship about one more day. #DAYS
Stefan to Chloe: "Are you always this uptight." Loose is a better word to describe Chloe. #DAYS
Maybe Brady should get together with Leo. With the bad luck he's had with girlfriends dying, maybe that's a good way to get rid of Leo. #DAYS
Diana: "I can't help you. Leo won't listen to me." Marlena: "You're his mother. Spank him." Diana: "That wouldn't do any good. Leo likes that too much." #DAYS
Hope says dinner with Ted got her mind off of things. Yeah, Ted has something on his mind, too. And it ain't dinner. #DAYS
Diana the goddess had the ability to control animals. Maybe that's why Will thinks she can handle Leo. That's your mythology lesson for today. #DAYS
Sonny: "You're being a little manipulative." Adrienne: "No, I'm being a lot manipulative." Kudos to Adrienne for admitting it, an uncommon thing in Salem. #DAYS
Shades of Lorena Bobbit: When a Kiriakis threatens to cut you off, it's not always about money. #DAYS
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