My Sweet Little Enema

Next on #DOOL — Steveano: "I am your father." Kristen: "I knew you got around but that's ridiculous." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "I didn't mean to upset you by mentioning Steve." Kayla: "WHO THE HELL IS UPSET?!" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Steveano: "Your wife Anna is a major pain in the ass." Tony: "Well, I do call her my sweet little enema." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — The National IQ Governing Body (NIGB) meets Rafe and adds negative numbers to its IQ measuring scale. #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Do you think Rafe is dumb enough to work for Stefano?" Hope/Gina: "That's a trick question, right?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Hope/Gina: "You were doing well until you went off script." Marlena: "Since when does this show have a script?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "We'll move into the guest house and you can make all the decorating decisions." Abby: "That sounds sensible." Chad: "Well, I am no dummy." Abby: "I wouldn't go that far." #DAYS

 

 

Sloppy Police Work

Rafe's motto: Sloppy police work is better than no police work.

 

Ciara's Punishment

 

 

Mulletheads Of The World Unite!

 

 

Best Corpse

Adrienne wins the Daytime Emmy for Best Corpse. #DAYS

 

Some Crazy Woman

 

 

DOOL Rule 17

#DOOL Rule 17: Any scene shot inside a car will end in death and destruction. #DAYS

I Am Your Father

The Phoenix can, in fact, take on many identities. #DAYS