Not The Way It Works

Patch: "Why am I just hearing about your meeting with Constantine now?" Because you just walked in the door. #DAYS

Sloan to Eric: "Your main concern is Jude." And apparently Sloan's main concern is Sloan. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jawn: "I lied to Marlena and I am mad about that." Steve: "Not as mad as she will be if she finds out." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "Did you feel something when I kissed you?" Brady: "Yes, I felt your lips." #DAYS

Brady to Theresa: "We should keep our relationship as uncomplicated as possible." Translation: "We should keep our clothes on." #DAYS

Eric and Sloan going at it hot and heavy on the couch, but Sloan has her legs crossed. That's not the way it works. #DAYS

Clyde: "When I go for something I never fail." So I guess he's in prison as a result of one of his big successes. #DAYS