Hubba-Hubba

Chad to Melanie: "You look amazing." Translation: Hubba-hubba. Ben drops towel. Melanie squeals. Translation: Hubba-hubba. #DAYS

 

Clyde says he doesn't want to become the man his father is. Marlena: "What does that mean?" Clyde: "Dead." #DAYS

 

If Theresa had come on any stronger the hospital would have to treat Paul for being hit by a freight train. #DAYS

 

Theresa: "Is there a woman in your life?" Paul: "I'm looking at her." And this is the guy who told Marlena he doesn't need a shrink. #DAYS

What Sonny Wanted... What Sonny Got

Ace hurler Paul Norita gives Sonny his best pitch.

Melanie Gets A Gravity Assist

Oh, those slippery Salem towels.

A Frat Party In Hell

Hard to believe Daniel & Nicole, with the combined moral turpitude of a frat party in hell, would subdue their passions. #DAYS

 

Paige just won't stay away from JJ. I know how he can make her stay away... tell her what happened with Eve." #DAYS

 

So far Ben's new apartment is getting a whole lot more action than Eric's. #DAYS

 

JJ: "I should stop talking and start thinking." He should have stopped something else with Eve and started thinking. #DAYS

Welcome Back Melanie!

ARRRGGH!

If I were Chad I'd be wary that Stefano is toying with him instead of supporting him. #DAYS

 

Abby can't hear Maggie.  Everyone catches a break once in a while. #DAYS

 

Victor asks: "Will sitting around the pool doing what?" The pool boy? #DAYS

 

ARRRGGH! It's Melanie "Premiere Party Girl" Layton-Kiriakis-Jonas-Whatever! And here I am without a spoon to gag myself with. #DAYS

Up To Their Old Tricks

Daniel and Nicole wind up in a familiar, if not compromising position.

Crazy Stuff On The Internet

JJ says he needs space. He certainly has plenty of it between his ears. #DAYS

 

JJ lectures Abby for not coming home last night. Hey, at least she wasn't with someone's parent. #DAYS

 

Caroline: "There is some crazy stuff on the Internet." Prevuze, for one. #DAYS

 

Theresa says she's the best thing that ever happened to Brady. Translation—where "best" means "worst." OK... maybe tied with Chloe. #DAYS

Voodoo Witchy Women

Clyde hasn't seen a shrink in poplar bluff. They don't have any... unless you count the Voodoo Witchy Women there. #DAYS

 

It's the first time Abby's ever spent the night with someone.  The rest have been wham-bam-thank-ya-mam... or showers. #DAYS

 

Dr. Evans' schedule is just jammed. Probably explains why people are so crazy in Salem. #DAYS

 

Eve slithers in to see Brady. Just call him the town herpetologist — he seems to be a master at collecting snakes. #DAYS

 

Nicole comes on to Daniel. Eve comes on to Brady. Theresa comes on to Paul. Men respect that... temporarily. #DAYS

Trying To Boost His Average

Either Kate makes Chad co-CEO now or he'll call Daddy and tattle on her. #DAYS

 

Nicole throws the football at Daniel while in the process of throwing herself at him. Dan's to woozy to notice. #DAYS

 

Pitchers are notoriously bad hitters but Paul seems to be trying to boost his average by hitting on every gal in the hospital. #DAYS

 

It's a lost cause, Kate. It's DIMERA Enterprises, not EX-DIMERA Enterprises. #DAYS

 

Knowingly or unknowingly, Nicole is sending Daniel more signals than a confused quarterback calling an audible. #DAYS

The Downward Facing Doggie Position

Kate blows up at Chad: "45 rooms and you have to bust into this one." Hey, Kate, 45 rooms and you have to have sex in that one?" #DAYS

 

Daniel and Nicole are "friends" again. Probably FWBP — Friends With Benefits Pending. #DAYS

 

Nicole arrives at Daniel's to bring serenity and peace with the downward facing dog position. Draw your own conclusions. #DAYS

 

Kate tells Clyde he has no restraint. You're not exactly sending signals that say "restrain yourself," honey. #DAYS

Virginal Hope

Abby: "I think you're a great guy, Daniel." Watch out, Daniel, she likes the older... uh, rather... more experienced guys. #DAYS

 

Paul: "I'm starving." Maxine: "Too bad." Oh, the compassion for patients at Salem Hospital! #DAYS

 

Eve blurts out that she and JJ slept together.  Too bad Kristen still doesn't have her bugged. #DAYS

 

Virginal Hope slows things down.  Virginal in the sense that the block she's been around is long and well-trod. #DAYS

A Bigger Honesty Bomb

Paige wants she and Eve to be honest with each other. Eve has a bigger honesty bomb to drop than Paige could ever imagine. #DAYS

 

I guess toilet paper commercials are so stupid because really can't be too direct about the job it does. #DAYS

 

Brady's at the "I don't ever want to see you again" stage with 2 women... who both are still after him. Trouble will ensue. #DAYS

 

Eve says she doesn't want Jennifer Horton's cast offs or hand-me-downs. Just her son. #DAYS

Sex Vobiscum

Aiden thought his history wasn't on the Internet. Poor boy, once on the Internet, always on the Internet. Even those old Prevuze posts. #DAYS

 

Eric asks Eve if there is anything he can do to help.  Not unless he can change history. #DAYS

 

Daniel finds a wad-o-cash in JJ's jacket.  My first thought: Eve paid him for it? #DAYS

 

Paige gives JJ a current calendar.  He sure doesn't have to circle yesterday to remember what happened. #DAYS

 

Brady asks Theresa, "What do you say we reboot and start again?" Reality begins to sink in. #DAYS

 

Ben thinks he must be the dumbest guy alive. He obviously doesn't know Rafe very well. #DAYS

 

Aiden's story had it all. It didn't start with "it was a dark and stormy night," but I'll bet it was. #DAYS

 

...and Ben and Abby baptize his new apartment. Sex vobiscum. #DAYS

The Loves Of Their Lives

As Eve and JJ romp...

Common Sense

Chad and Jordan swap spit.  Rafe follows up by being so mad he could spit. #DAYS

 

Nicole says Aiden is the answer to her prayers. What? A male who doesn't hate her... yet. #DAYS

 

Kayla says she doesn't know what's going on in Chad's mind.  He's kissing Jordan.  I'm sure he's thinking of his board member duties. #DAYS

 

So, Theresa and Brady didn't use any protection; or common sense for that matter. #DAYS

Billie Reed And Nick Fallon, January, 2007

A blast from the past: Nick does Billie. Or is it the other way around?

Too Little, Too Late

If Jordan is as good with a gun as the rest of the Salem gals she could've shot at Clyde and blown away the people in the next room. #DAYS

 

The chances you will win the lottery are a lot better than the chances of JJ and Paige having a lasting relationship. #DAYS

 

Paige wants JJ to be her first. The way Eve feels she probably wants JJ to be her last. #DAYS

 

Daniel to JJ: "I made a mistake with your mom. Don't let the same thing happen with you and Paige." Too little, too late. #DAYS

A Kiss-And-Tell Kinda Guy

Protip for JJ (or anyone for that matter): If you don't do stupid things, you don't have to worry about people finding out. #DAYS

 

I think we can conclude Chad is a kiss-and-tell kinda guy. #DAYS

 

Eve says what she and JJ did in the bedroom did not happen.  I guess we'll have to call the baby an immaculate conception. #DAYS

 

Eve keeps records on all her lovers. She has a Frankie file, a Nick file, a Scott file and now for JJ she has a Pedo file. #DAYS

Déjà vu

Paige is upset JJ hangs out with disgusting females. He was with the most disgusting of all today... Eve. #DAYS

 

All I could think of when Clyde and Jordan were talking about remembering was, "Remember, remember the 5th of November." #DAYS

 

Eve is distraught she'll never sing again. I don't know, the more she wails the more it sounds like her theme song. #DAYS

 

JJ and Eve: Nick and Billie deja vu. #DAYS

Generous Eve

The First And Last

Do you know what Paige and JJ will do on their 50th anniversary? Be glad they never stopped bickering and found someone else. #DAYS

 

Realtor says Ben has "the first and last" to get what he wants. So does Chad—In Ben's case it's the rent—In Chad's case it's the name. #DAYS

 

Paige says she doesn't understand everything. There's just one thing JJ doesn't understand: women. #DAYS

 

Kristen throws her third fit in three episodes.  Hey, Sami's gone... someone had to take up the slack. #DAYS

Cheesy

Theresa thinks she can fix this thing with Brady.  I'm sure it will be as easy to fix as any other train wreck. #DAYS

 

Brady says John would use a baseball analogy: curve ball. He, however is thinking of another sports analogy: "DANIEL SCOOORRREEESS!" #DAYS

 

So Aiden and Hope's old friend have a past.  How cheesy. That's why they named her Brie. #DAYS

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