On The Verge Of Groveling

Chad tells Abby "What we have isn't what you have with Ben." True. Ben hasn't called her a slut even once. #DAYS

 

OK, Chad, you're on the verge of groveling... it's not DiMera-like. #DAYS

 

John says he shouldn't be surprised when people are stupid.  Of course not — he lives in Salem. #DAYS

The Tip Of The Iceberg

Abby wonders how stupid Chad thinks she is. IMHO, there are no words to describe it. #DAYS

 

Chad, Abby was about to walk out of your life. Opportunity only knocks once. Sometimes it only leaves once, too. Let her go. #DAYS

 

Nicole says everything is out in the open. And by everything she means the tip of the iceberg. #DAYS

Acting Fail

Come on, Daniel, you should have expected this. Nicole has been around the block more than an SPD patrol car circling a donut shop. #DAYS

 

Tate didn't stay laid back when they were talking about him being laid back. #ActingFail #DAYS

 

I wanted Miss Crabtree, not Emma. Unless Emma has a secret past as a serial killer & is deceiving us with her sweet smile. #DAYS

The Lucy And Ethel Of The Darkside

I always enjoy Anne and Theresa's scheming. They're the Lucy and Ethel of the Darkside. #DAYS

 

Eric expresses his undying love for Nicole.  Instead of marrying her couldn't he just buy "Misty Circle — The Boxed Set?" #DAYS

 

Don't worry, Abby. Everyone will love the kid. In Salem it's considered strange if the baby isn't a bastard. #DAYS

Secret Agent Man

Johnny Rivers: "♫, Secret Agent Man ♪ JJ Devereaux, ♪ They've given you a number ♪ And taken away your brain. ♫" #DAYS

 

Father Louis wants to know exactly what Eric did with Nicole.  He copped a sweat-drenched feel. #DAYS

 

What did we learn on the show today? Serena taught us throwing a fit and slamming a remote listening device fixes it. #DAYS

It Wouldn't Be A Quorum

Daniel, Eric and Brady together.  It could be the "I've Done Nicole Club" but in her case it wouldn't be a quorum.

 

JJ swears Roman and Agent Watts will protect him.  The SPD couldn't protect a grizzly bear from a newborn kitty. #DAYS

 

Serena vs. Nicole: The immovable bitch meets the unstoppable ho. #DAYS

Glistening With Slippery Sweat

If a picture is worth a thousand words Eric's confession could fill an art gallery.

Thou Shalt Not Make Out

Would the last brain cell out of Abby's mind please turn out the lights? #DAYS

 

Get over it Eric & Nicole—The only commandment you broke was "Thou shalt not make out," which is at the bottom of the sin scale. #DAYS

 

Clyde plays Anne like a fiddle... and her fiddle is missing a couple of strings. #DAYS

Not The Kind Of Gal You Marry

It always makes my day to have Doug and Julie there. Probably not the same for John and Marlena facing their prying questions. #DAYS

 

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel... Nicole is not the kind of gal you marry; unless you're Opie on Sons of Anarchy. #DAYS

 

Fashion statement: "I love Marlena's tool belt. #DAYS

The Ultimate Misty Circle Collection

Nicole snoops in the drawer Daniel asked her to stay out of. Daniel sees her. Trust — a key part of any relationship. #DAYS

 

Whadya know, Daniel shaved. He actually has a face.  #DAYS

 

Breaking news right now on CNN: Abigail is pregnant. They are encouraging viewers to help keep it secret and not let anyone know. #DAYS

 

Daniel asks Nicole to marry him. The videos aren't enough.  He wants the ultimate Misty Circle collection. #DAYS

The Drawing

Who knew Daniel had such talent?

Arianna's Close-up

Narcolepsy

Rafe on phone to Sonny: "We're up right now on Court 3." OMG! He's learned to count to 3. #DAYS

 

Adrienne comes to see Lucas and Arianna is asleep. All babies on #DAYS suffer from narcolepsy.

 

Hope can help Abby with her who's the daddy dilemma. You know, with experience like in who's the daddy — Patrick or Bo. #DAYS

Pathetic

I want to divorce Will and I'm not even married to him. #DAYS

 

Ben found what he was looking for in the trash. In his shirtless scene, gals found what they were looking for. #DAYS

 

Will to Marlena: "Go ahead, tell me I'm pathetic." Doesn't it go without saying? #DAYS

 

Stefano reminds Rafe two women have left him. Actually three... but who's counting. #DAYS

 

 

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Next on #DOOL — Stefano: "Answer my questions and you may ask me anything." Chad: "What is this, a Reddit forum?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Why do you want me to be with Abby?" Stefano: "She'll be around here and can't resist any DiMera man." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "You should get to know Paul." Will: "Know him? I nailed him." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Hope (on phone): "You sound discombobulated." Abby: "No, really, I'm totally combobulated." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "What place could Abby possibly inherit in Ireland that will make her so rich?" Stefano: "Dublin." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You recall I was married to Will's mom?" Sonny: "No, I lost track of Sami's husbands." #DAYS

 

#DOOL Flashback: Justin: "Will you marry me?" Adrienne: "Will you get a normal haircut and get rid of that mullet?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You recall I was married to Will's mom?" Sonny: "No, I lost track of Sami's husbands." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Justin: "I'm..." Adrienne: "Don't beat yourself up... let me do it for you." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Kate: "Paul doesn't like the name 'Vanquish.'" Justin: "He's just going to advertise it. Does he like money?" #DAYS

Telegraphing Her Plans

Kyle asks JJ why Paige is his business. Paige asks JJ why she's any of his business. I ask JJ why Paige is any of his business. #DAYS

 

Aiden advises Nicole to keep her mouth shut; then she spends the next 20 minutes telegraphing her plans to Serena. #DAYS

 

Eric asks Eve: "Why don't you come back to my place." The fly asks the spider to come on in. #DAYS

 

Eve says her talent is heating up left overs... Not to mention her daughter's boyfriends. #DAYS

 

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Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "You think marrying Nicole is a mistake?" Hope: "I think being around Nicole is a mistake." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "I think I deserve to be happy." Hope: "Then why are you going to ask Nicole to marry you?" #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — JJ: "I don't want you to get hurt." Paige: "I wish you'd thought of that before you shagged my mom." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "I thought Serena loved me but she was just using me." Eve: "She must've learned that trick from guys." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "I'm going to marry Nicole." Hope: "She's been around so much that's like buying a 1958 Edsel." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL — Aiden: "It's our anniversary." Hope: "Of when we met?" Aiden: "Of when I almost ax-murdered you." #DAYS

Abigail's Secret

Three people can keep a secret... if two of them are dead. #DAYS

A Washed Up Porn Star Who Sleeps Around

Abigail wasn't on the show today. She went to the library to read up on just what it is that can get a gal pregnant. #DAYS

 

Theresa says the tech guy turned 30 seconds into two hours. That's just how time drags for me when Will is on the show. #DAYS.

 

What's with all these Salem guys falling for Nicole... nothing more appealing than a washed up porn star who sleeps around. #DAYS

A Vast Wasteland

I'll give Will one thing. He's an expert about divorcing parents. It got easier, tho,  once they figured out who his really were. #DAYS

 

Kayla asks if she was with Chad and Ben. Abby says no. Then reverses her answer realizing there's overwhelming evidence otherwise. #DAYS

 

Abby whines: "Aunt Kayla, don't do this to me." You did it to yourself, Abs. #DAYS

 

How did Xander know where to get that recorder from? A woman's purse is a vast wasteland to a guy. #DAYS

Serena vs. Nicole Catfight

An Unusual Combination

They go together: Thunder & Lightning; Lock & Key; Hammer & Nails; Pen & Paper; Unprotected Sex & Pregnancy; Abby & Bad Judgment #DAYS

 

Serena compares Nicole to Kim Kardashian. Nah. Nicole doesn't have as broad a background... if you catch my drift. #DAYS

 

Abby bawls. Will says he knows she wasn't expecting this. Yeah, sex and pregnancy, what an unusual combination. #DAYS

Ho-Bag

Adrienne points out Justin had his affair before she had hers.  Oh, OK, so that justifies hers, right? Wrong. #DAYS

 

Abby, having sex w/ 2 guys in 1 day not only raises your chance of pregnancy, it infinitely increases your chances of being a ho-bag. #DAYS

 

Ben wants to know what Abby thought was impossible. For one thing, for Abby to control herself around men. #DAYS

Too Wayward

Dang

The Pec-nic

Abby warns Zoe it takes Theo a while to warm up to people. Not as long as it will take Abby to warm up to Zoe. #DAYS

 

Every time Will comes on screen I start screeching my fingernails down a blackboard to have something less annoying in my life. #DAYS

 

Derrick and Paul make an appearance in their swimsuits at the pec-nic. #DAYS

Skin

Rafe tells Ciara the fundamental thing about umpiring is to cheat. With him, that was also the fundamental thing about dating Jordan. #DAYS

 

Paul & Derrick in swimsuits, Ben's shirt off, Abby in bed, Zoe's outfit; we saw more skin today  than an overbooked dermatologist. #DAYS

 

Any doctors in the audience? Wouldn't Paul's arm injury also affect his tennis serve? #DAYS

Smart is relative

Serena says Xander is too smart to fall for it. Smart is relative. Maybe the people around him are too dumb to pull one over on him. #DAYS

 

Eve: "The pharmaceutical industry is such a racket." Finally a bit of realism on #DAYS.

 

Victor says Hope will do her best to build a case against Xander.  Looks like Xander will be dodging another bullet. #DAYS

Half Baked

Paige is the only gal who has to look for a creep on the Internet.  They usually find you. #DAYS

 

Eric might have escaped the oven but he seems to have come out half baked anyway. #DAYS

 

Daniel attacks Xander without warning. If that happened in real life he'd be suspended from the hospital until the end of time.  #DAYS

 

Clyde throws his cell phone in the trash.  He must be an AT&T customer. #DAYS

Here's A Clue...

Will wants to take responsibility. Sonny wants to take responsibility. They both can take responsibility for jumping in a lake. #DAYS

 

HAHA! Serena has tons of trouble breaking the elephant but somehow little Parker managed to break his. #DAYS

 

Eric, you and Nicole didn't "almost make love." You almost baked. #DAYS

 

Eric wonders how Nicole will tell Daniel what they almost did. Here's a clue... don't tell him. #DAYS

S'more

Rafe thinks making a relationship last is the tricky part. With Rafe the tricky part was keeping his pants zipped around Kate. #DAYS

 

Abby tells Theo she'll go to the lake and make s'mores. Maybe if she really goes, Chad will get s'more. #DAYS

 

Why is Lucas even talking to Kate? #DAYS

 

Will says in LA he was weak and fell for the guy's line. Will has always been few colors short of a rainbow — so to speak. #DAYS

Spaghetti Western

Bev says she isn't into dope in a serious way. She seems to be into JJ; that should be dope enough. #DAYS

 

Don't know about you but today the sound and picture are way out of sync for me. I feel like I'm watching a spaghetti western. #DAYS

 

Uh, is "spaghetti western" now politically incorrect? I mean no disrespect to spaghetti. #DAYS

 

Anne wonders where her master keys are. Theresa could be hiding them in her beehive hairdo... along with Anne's office desk. #DAYS

A Little Stinky