Sexual Orientation

Eli to Rafe: "What's with you and that bear?" It's a symbol of a sacred
pact between Nicole and Rafe that assures they will continue sniffing
around each other for countless painful episodes to come. #DAYS

Rafe: "Ava knows Nicole and I are just friends." Eli: "But do you know
you and Nicole are just friends?" Rafe: "I certainly do." Maybe, but I
don't think Duke the teddy bear knows that. #DAYS

Maybe Rafe should just keep Duke in a drawer and pull him out just on
those special occasions when Nicole visits. #DAYS

The Prevuze Unabashed Dictionary defines a Nicole-Ava-Rafe hookup as a
middleage à trois.

OFGS #DOOL WRITERS! You just did the co-CEO thing. What... Did you just
drag out those scripts, cross out "Xander" and "Phillip" and pencil in
"Chad" and "EJ?" #DAYS

Lucas and Sami argue. Sami storms out. I don't think Lucas is going to
get what he wants from here anytime soon. And, of course, what he wants
is to get laid. #DAYS

Gabi to Jake: "You don't have to leave. It's my house. I'll kick the
rest of them out." Well, whadya know, Gabi grew a pair… speaking
figuratively, of course. #DAYS

Gabi to Jake: "Make love to me one last time. I want our last memory of
this place to be a happy one." Looks like Jake's going to get a "happy
ending." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "I've never been with a man like Rafe." Nicole:
"You mean a man with a teddy bear?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Pauline: "I have no problem with anyone's sexual
orientation." Abe: "I never had an orientation. I just jumped right into
things." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tony: "EJ and Chad should be co-CEOs." Shinn: "How'd
that work out at Titan?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Pauline: "Why don't you and Claire just get a room."
Chanel: "We did but found you and Abe in it." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Claire: "I'm not leaving here until you tell me what you
two are fighting about." Sami: "We are discussing all the things that
are none of your business." #DAYS

Justice Is (Faking Being) Blind

Nicole: "Did you bring Duke to work?" Rafe: "Yes, I'm trying to be more of a hands-on parent." I don't know about parenthood, but then he dreams of having hands on Nicole and wakes up with hands on Ava. #DAYS

Nicole could save herself a lot of grief if she just came clean with Eric. After all, he married her then after a quickie ran off to Africa. That could amount to abandonment or at least, as Ross Geller would say, they were "on a break." #DAYS

Kate screws over Jake. As they say, justice is blind. Well, in this case, faking being blind. #DAYS

The Birthmark On Sami's Butt

EJ to Jake: "I'm back and I want you out." EJ doesn't exactly play it
close to the vest. #DAYS

EJ joins Lucas and Rafe. Maybe they can have a debate about whether the
birthmark on Sami's butt resembles a butterfly or a unicorn. #DAYS

Chad lays some truth on Kate.  Love it!  #DAYS

So Kate isn't going to vote for Chad?  Methinks Chad has some leverage
over her - information Jake might find interesting. #Blackmail #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "Pauline is Lani's mother's sister. Lani might
think of me sleeping with Pauline as a betrayal." Roman: "Or incest."

It was fun watching both sides try to figure out who's able to vote and
what side they're on.  Good reminder of Dimeras no longer on screen. #DAYS

Enough Detail

Dr. Snyder was definitely going for an Emmy in that dramatic, writhing,
groaning death scene. #DAYS

Roman learns of Abe's tryst with Pauline: "A lesser man than I would ask
for details." I think Abe has already provided enough detail. #DAYS

The Sadder But Wiser Girl

Jack: "You're not a guest here. You're my daughter." Gwen: "Yes, but
that still doesn't mean I can be like Xander and strut around here in my
knickers." Male viewers: "YES YOU CAN!"

Nicole: "Guilt and shame are tearing me apart." It's difficult to think
of Misty Circle as the sadder but wiser girl. #DAYS

Phillip to Chloe: "I'm offering you both a job and a relationship." So
Chloe could get a head start by filling out the sexual harassment
complaint before she even starts the job. #DAYS

Xander to Snyder: "Get your bloody hands off of Gwen." I have a feeling
his hands aren't the only things that will become bloody. #DAYS

A Cat Toying With A Mouse

Xander leafs through Playpen Magazine. He only subscribes to it for the
articles, of course. #DAYS

EJ to Sami: "I  have no problem living in the same house with your
ex-husband. I mean… after all… it's Lucas. OUCH! #DAYS

Xander is being awfully insightful surmising Sami and Lucas had sex…
even though it's true. #DAYS

Kate: "I can't tell you how much it means to be with a man who is as
committed to this relationship as I am." Like a cat toying with a mouse.
#DAYS

"This is my marriage we're talking about, not a science experiment." All
of Nicole's marriages have been experiments. #DAYS

Between A Rock And A Hard Place

Better change your strategy, Jake. Women don't like sharing their toys. #DAYS

Kate: "Oh, Tony, you brought me lilies." What part of BLIND do you not understand, Kate? #DAYS

Jake: "Gabi knows where she and I stand and she knows where you and I stand." And where Jake stands is between a rock and a hard place. #DAYS

Comas-A-Million

Boy George has updated one of his hits to commemorate Jan's million or so comas: Coma-coma-coma-coma-comas-a-million… #DAYS

Ava: "Chanel doesn't sound like someone I'd want to go into business with," says the ex-Mafioso. #DAYS

Bonnie: "I've lost my appetite." I lose my appetite every time I see Justin together with his Adrienne-doppelganger trinket. #DAYS

I'm getting confused with all this "pronoun" talk, but the one thing I do know is the only pronoun Chanel seems to know is "me." #DAYS

Burning The Candle At Both Ends

Jake is burning the candle at both ends and we're just about at the
point where the two flames meet and flame out. #DAYS

Lucas: "EJ is not living up to his vows." On the grand scale of things,
Sami wins the "not living up to vows" contest with EJ. #DAYS

Gabi: "If you want her so bad go stand beside your blind geriatric
girl." Good one, Gab. #DAYS

On the one hand, Lucas could just go tell EJ he and Sami had sex. On the
other hand, Sami would kill him so that might defeat his purpose. #DAYS

Machiavellian Ways

Sami: "I need your help. It's a matter of life and death." Cool your
jets, everyone. With Sami a broken fingernail is a matter of life and
death. #DAYS

You might think Kate's blindness might be temporary, Jake, but her
Machiavellian ways aren't. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Some swine is trying to come between me and my
wife. What do you have to say about that, Lucas?" Lucas: "Oink." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "How will Basic Black bury Gabi Chic when you
only work part time?" Nicole: "Because Gabi only works part time, too.
Come to think of it everyone in Salem only works part time." #DAYS

Going Down

 Sami: "Nicole Walker is going down." No pun intended? #DAYS

Chanel gets another helping at the Eli Smorgasbord. #DAYS

Between Xander and Eli we've already seen enough skin today to qualify as Junior Dermatologists. #DAYS

Three of Kayla and Tripp's patients have died while they have been talking. It is unclear if it's because they were neglected or because they had to listen to the conversation. #DAYS

Overrated

That cabin has been on fire about five times and still hasn't burned down. It must be made of asbestos. #DAYS

Phillip: "Jan is bat-guano crazy." That's bat-sh*t crazy laundered for TV. #DAYS

Chanel: "I won't speak about Eli in an objectifying way any more." Translation: "I'll just think about him in that way." #DAYS

Chanel: "Maturity is overrated." In Salem, so is sanity. #DAYS