Better Call Saul!

And there I thought Jordan and Ben were on the run because they dared vote democrat in Poplar Bluff. #DAYS

 

Better rethink things, Paige, you need the money. You're headed for Stanford and will be paying off student loans for 50 years. #DAYS

 

I'm hoping JJ and Paige elope.  Family dinners would be worth watching. #DAYS

 

Aiden says Eve might have a legitimate claim. Hey, Jennifer, BETTER CALL SAUL! #DAYS

Mt. Samitubo Erupts

Poplar Bluff is 150 mi. S of St. Louis & 150 mi. N of Memphis. This area is known as "Nowhere" & Poplar Bluff is in the middle... #DAYS

 

They've portrayed Poplar Bluff as the clueless yokel capital of the world. Must be where #DOOL writers come from. #DAYS

 

Hope: "Roman had to take one for the team." My guess is Roman would take all he could get. #DAYS

 

Eric says his future is in God's hands. And apparently Her name is Nicole. #DAYS

 

Mt. Samitubo erupts, "My life is one big mistake." Then one of her mistakes walks in the door. #DAYS

Weddings That Don't Work Out

Eve vs. Jennifer. Battle of the bags: hobag vs. windbag. #DAYS

 

Poor Abe only seems to officiate at weddings that don't work out... and they're all Sami's. #DAYS

 

They've been hinting at Jordan's secret so long I'm sure whatever she did the statute of limitations has run out on it. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Eve is the same person she always was.  No, she used to be Charlotte Ross. #DAYS

High School Rivalries

Most gals leave their high school rivalries behind. Most gals, however, unlike Eve and Jennifer, grow up. #DAYS

 

Kate to Sami: "You're so much smarter than you were years ago." That doesn't say much. #DAYS

 

Abby: "It's not how it looks." Translation: It's always how it looks. #DAYS

 

Rafe: "Do not say it's better if I don't know or I will lose my mind." Biting my tongue... Biting my tongue... Biting my tongue... #DAYS

Pouting

EJ asks Abe to perform the wedding ceremony.  I guess the writers have forgotten what bitter political enemies they were. #DAYS

 

Eve: "So you're a guy who can fix an air conditioner?" JJ: "No, but I play one on TV." #DAYS

 

Kate says Rafe is punishing himself for what Gabi did. Translation: widdle boy is pouting. #DAYS

 

I bet Eve doesn't give a flying leap about JJ's criminal record after finding out who his mom is. #DAYS

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Jennifer says she and Daniel both see things differently. So do people tripped out of their mind on LSD. #DAYS

 

Sami: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." In that case, here comes the next ice age. #DAYS

 

Sami is in her element when she is setting the trap and moving in for the kill. #DAYS

 

Yesterday a cat fight, today a food fight; what more could we ask for? #DAYS

Sami's Wedding Album

An exclusive for Prevuze readers only: a sneak peek at Sami's wedding album... so far.

Use The Barf Bag

I have a better idea on how to save the gala: get rid of Hope and Aiden and hire a couple of competent people to plan it. #DAYS

 

If you're watching Jennifer & Daniel on an airplane, use the barf bag in the seat pouch in front of you. Otherwise try to hold it in. #DAYS

 

Daniel says there's a part of him that wants to be with Jennifer. And given that it's Jennifer, even that part is ambivalent. #DAYS

 

What Hope and Aiden did to Mr. Howell... would that be more of a bribe or blackmail?  There is a fine line. #DAYS

 

Daniel curls up in his window in a fetal position. I know that's the kind of surgeon I want cutting into me. #DAYS

Sluts, Tramps And Gals Named Sami

Yes, Sami, Nicole got dumped. In Salem it only happens to sluts, tramps and gals named Sami. #DAYS

 

Jordan fantasizes about being with Rafe. Meanwhile Rafe's fantasy would be to be alone. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says she doesn't need space.  That's because she has an abundance of it between her ears. #DAYS

 

Kate and Rafe share the shock and reality of the proverbial morning after. For the umpteenth time. #DAYS

Statistics Don't Lie

Mary Beth: "One more test and we are free."O naïve high school seniors. See how free you are after graduating & getting a menial job. #DAYS

 

Kate: "EJ, every time you ask Sami to marry you, you get shot." Yep. statistics don't lie. #DAYS

 

Sami wants to get married NOW. Maybe she can get the room in Vegas Nicole and Eric booked. They don't need it any more. #DAYS

 

Brady on drugs: he can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, type 100 words a minute and and flush his life down the can. #DAYS

That Slimy Blob

Ben congratulates Hope on solving Nick's murder.  Yeah, it takes a real Sherlock when the culprit jumps in your face with a confession #DAYS

 

The last time things went south between Sami and EJ the thing that was traveling south was a bullet headed for his brain. #DAYS

 

I'm blubbering so much from Gabi's sad goodbye I hope that slimy blob in the Lipton Chowder I'm having for lunch is a clam. #DAYS

 

And Gabi goes off to join Piper, Red, Taystee, Crazy Eyes and Pennsatucky in the hilarious antics of oppressed incarcerated women. #DAYS

Confused

Nicole points out "confused" is a permanent state of being for Sami. "Confused" is the state where Salem is located. #DAYS

 

Daniel and Jennifer are the perfect couple. They compliment each other.  Together, their combined IQ almost hits double digits. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Daniel is a kind, caring and amazing man. Kind, caring and amazing, maybe. Intelligent, #NotSoMuch. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "Eric, just listen to me." Eric and the viewers have been doing nothing but listening to her for three days straight. #DAYS

EJ says nothing will stop Sami and him getting married. Three words, EJ: AB-I-GAIL. #DAYS

One Word... Shredder

Jennifer says she's sorry Nicole broke Eric's heart.  Not sorry enough to keep her mouth shut in the first place, however. #DAYS

 

Eric wonders how Nicole could have destroyed the evidence that would have cleared him. One word... shredder. #DAYS

 

Marlena says Kate has an interesting defense mechanism, "You make jokes." No, she makes brownies. #DAYS

 

Kate turns the tables on Marlena for showing the Eric/Kristin romp, "You want to see poor judgment, look in the mirror." Oh, snap! #DAYS

Relieves Cramps... Saves Lives

John isn't going to stand aside and watch things happen to Brady. He's going to jump into the ring and make things happen. #DAYS

 

Gabi didn't have to shoot Nick. Her whining would drive anyone to jump off a cliff. #DAYS

 

Maybe if Gabi had taken Midol-Complete she wouldn't have gone crazy and shot Nick. Midol Complete: Relieves cramps... saves lives. #DAYS

 

John must be aging. I didn't see any of his smooth superspy moves in the fight with Brady. #DAYS

A Man Of Many Appetites

Next on #DOOL – Gabi: "I'm never gonna see Arianna again." I doubt Arianna will be that lucky. #DAYS

 

Nicole says she never meant for any of this to happen. So tell me again why she shredded the documents? #DAYS

 

Theresa says Brady is a man of many appetites. He says she has no idea.  I think she has an idea about at least one of his appetites. #DAYS

 

EJ thinks he could get Gabi's sentence reduced.  Possibly.  You know, like from Life plus 100 years to life plus 50 years. #DAYS