Nothing Happened

Hope said she couldn't marry Rafe until Deimos paid. Deimos has paid. Do I hear wedding bells? #DAYS

Everyone to everyone else after waking up with someone who isn't their partner: "Nothing happened." LOL #DAYS

Eli: "Deimos is probably long gone." Oh, he's long gone all right… #DAYS

Deimos body falls on top of Gabi. Gabi: "Nothing happened." #DAYS-

Finger Lickin' Good

Points Of View

Respectable?

Our Resident Low-Life

Next on #DOOL — Theo: "How can I love someone I don't even know?" Abe: "It's called fantasy, son." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "2 months is an eternity." Eric: "No. If that were the case that film would be 'From Here to 2 Months." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jade: "Everyone's treating me like a common criminal." Joey: "Making a sex tape is a criminal act." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Adrienne: "Don't you know forgiveness is good for the soul?" Angelica: "Yes, but that would require a soul." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "Jade is a pathological liar." Joey: "No, she's a pathological sex tape producer." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jade: "I need to talk. People say I'm a low-life." Eric: "Talk to Nicole. She's our resident low-life." #DAYS

Saint Marlena

Jade was right: make a sex video and the world will beat a path to
your door. Unfortunately they're all there to criticize you. #DAYS

Saint Marlena has so much room to criticize Claire. #DAYS

Kate: "Andre and I have a wonderful platonic relationship." You won't
hear men using "wonderful" and "platonic" in the same sentence. #DAYS

Oh, God, Kate, give it up for poor Andre. Your membership application to
the Vestal Virgins was invalidated years ago. #DAYS

One Of The Lucky Ones

Kayla: "Mr. Kowaja died last night." It's Salem Hospital... he's one of the lucky ones. #DAYS 

Chad just voted Gabi the gal he'd most like to be stranded on a deserted island with. #DAYS

Trip quits after 4 hours.  Jennifer Horton would be proud of him. #DAYS

Once Your Grandmother Has Seen You Have Sex...

Claire's biggest worry isn't posting the video on the Internet. Once
your grandma has seen you have sex, you've hit rock bottom. #DAYS

2017: Jade: "Friends send me pictures of themselves in bed." 1955:
"Susie's slip was showing. She knew it and didn't care." #DAYS

Jade's soliloquy: "I am what I am because of the dumb things I do. I am
a pathetic mess." Amen. #DAYS

If he unties Paul then that rock crushed Sonny's last brain cell. #DAYS

Here's Looking At You, Kid

Sex Video

Viewing for professional purposes only, of course.

Dull And Humdrum

In Salem the mayor doesn't have an office but he does get part time use
of a conference room free of charge. #DAYS

Kate & André. In Salem handing down spouses from father to son, mother
to daughter is a time-tested tradition. #DAYS

Hope: "Our lives are so dull and humdrum." Shooting Stefano may have
been dull for her but I"ll bet Stefano got a kick out of it. #DAYS

Nicole hugs Brady: "It's so good to see you… uh, can I borrow $250,000?"
#DAYS

Kate: "We should discuss your campaign funding." Duncan: "We are
gathered here in the sight of God…." God = the almighty dollar. #DAYS

Teenage Dirtbag

Patch tries to talk Kayla into skipping work. Who does he think she is…
Jennifer Horton? #DAYS

Justin wants to know if Nicole is ready to make her case. She's so
guilty her only case is to drop to her knees and beg for mercy. #DAYS

Nicole 2017: "I'd rather rot in a cell for life than be with you."
Nicole 2047: "I'd rather be with Deimos than rotting in this cell." #DAYS

Not much you can do about Jade, Patch. They've written songs about kids
like her. "Teenage Dirtbag" comes to mind. #DAYS

Judge Duncan, Justin, Nicole & viewers are all severely injured by the
whiplash they get from Chloe's reversal of attitude. #DAYS

Release The Mosquitoes

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse...

Unexplained Miracles

Marlena: "To unexplained miracles." The main thing I can't explain on
this show is Rafe and Hope. #DAYS

Dario: "If prayer worked our father wouldn't be in prison." If Clyde
were honest it would be even more likely he wouldn't be there. #DAYS

Hope doesn't want Abby involved with someone whose business practices
are questionable, but Hope has no problem being involved with an
accomplice to attempted murder. #DAYS

Sonny to Paul: "What's with you and the knife." The way he keeps rubbing
the blade it looks like he's trying to amputate his own finger. #DAYS

We pan in on Abby's face. The lights are on but nobody's home. #DAYS

S'mores

Benefits

Crock Of Stuff

Jungle Madness? The whole staff of #DOOL writers must have been bitten
by those mosquitoes. #DAYS

With Abby buying Dario's crock of… uh… stuff story she must have Jungle
Madness without the assistance of a mosquito bite. #DAYS

I never-ever thought I'd say this but Jennifer is the voice of reason
here. #DAYS

Pre-Internet Activities

Double Digits

Jade notes that Claire's fan base is in the low double digits. Whadya
know, it matches her IQ. #DAYS

Gabi & Chad, Paul & Sonny, Lani & JJ. Potential for sex everywhere &
nothing happening. Maybe they're stranded in the Virgin Islands. #DAYS

Gabi isn't happy. Maybe she'd rather be back in prison. I'm sure that
was all roses and sunshine. #DAYS

Slow Enough