Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Murder, Pyromania and Adultery

Leo to Kate: "Show me the money." Showing it is one thing. Giving it is another. #DAYS

Sonny to Will: "Why don't you and Paul go on a double date with us?" What could go wrong? #DAYS

Jennifer to Abby: "What do you have to answer for?" Other than murder, pyromania and adultery? #DAYS


Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Crowbar

Not that Julie is prying but I think her middle name is 'crowbar.' #DAYS

It's the Eve vs. Theresa showdown. Brady: "Do you guys have a third sister I could use as a tie-breaker?" #DAYS

If Brady plays this right he can lose both Theresa and Eve, which is the way his love life usually goes anyway. #DAYS


Monday, May 21, 2018

The Reader's Digest Version

Stefan says no one can take away what he and Abby had. And no one can take away the coming "who's the daddy" storyline if Abby winds up pregnant. #DAYS

Chad wants to expose Stefan for the sick human being he is. Yeah, he's almost as sick as Chad's wife. #DAYS

Jennifer: "Brady deserves to pbe happy, especially with what Nicole and Theresa did to him." When it comes to Brady's woman-troubles, that was the Reader's Digest version. #DAYS

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Who Can Keep Track?

 

 

Friday, May 18, 2018

Gordian Knot

Abigail tries to follow the slap with a left hook. Stefan blocks. A good thing for him. Any more damage to his face and he'll look like the hamburger you're going to have at your Memorial Day picnic. #DAYS

When Steve gets bionic eyes, will he still need a patch? #DAYS

John tells Steve he and Marlena are going to tie the knot. As many times as they've been married, that's got to be a Gordian Knot. #DAYS

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Gabi²

Rafe finally gets a clue that Hope wants to end their marriage. That's pretty good for him – it only took a few weeks after she said that's what she wanted. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Gabby emerges while Abby is visiting Gabi. → Gabi² #DAYS

Chad: "GABBY ISN'T REAL! GABBY ISN'T REAL!" Of course not. This is fiction. #DAYS

Chad pulls a Lucas move: sucker punches Stefan. #DAYS

Between the two beatings, Chad has given Stefan a face transplant… that went very, very bad. #DAYS

Sonny is falling for Leo's scheme hook, line and sinker. I'm selling my Titan stock. #DAYS

Today's big reveal: Abby remembers sleeping with Stefan. Of course the only person who didn't know about that was Abby, so maybe it's today's little reveal. #DAYS

Protip for Stefan: When a guy has a knife at your throat isn't a good time to be taunting him. #DAYS

Leo resigns. Get it in writing, Sonny, get it in… uh oh. #DAYS

BULLETIN: News outlets are reporting Hawaii's Kilauea has blown. They might want to confirm that. It's just as likely that was Abigail walking in to confront Stafan. #DAYS


The Salem Lunatic Asylum For The Hopelessly Deranged

To say Abigail is nuttier than a fruitcake is an insult to fruitcakes everywhere.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

For Old Time's Sake

Tripp: "With great power comes great responsibility." But not always great intelligence. #DAYS

John to marlena: "Will you marry me… one last time." Isn't that what he says every time they get married? #DAYS

If marlena marries John again she will be Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black-Black. We now know he was never a DiMera but I'm keeping it in there for old time's sake. #DAYS

 

 

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Where Train Wrecks Happen

Eve to Brady: "Thanks for never giving up on me." Except for the time he gave up on her and started plotting against her to get Titan. #DAYS

John to Brady and Eve: "Are things with the two of you back on track?" On track… isn't that where train wrecks happen? #DAYS

Take a drink any time someone in the pub says, "poor Abigail." #DAYS

Monday, May 14, 2018

Money-Grubbing Whore

Theresa asks if she tells Xander her plans how she would know he won't tell Matteo. Xander: "You don't." At least in this case he's direct and honest. #DAYS

Victor says when it comes to Brady & Eve he's seen the handwriting on the wall. It was in a mens' room and said "For a good time call Eve…" #DAYS

Chloe offers to leave Matteo a recording of her voice. Matteo: "It's not just your voice. It's your body that I can't enjoy with a recording." Chloe: "I could leave you a selfie." #DAYS

Eve: "Did Victor say I'm a money-grubbing whore?" Brady: "No, he said if I leave you he'll give me Titan." Eve: "If you take the deal, wouldn't that make you a money-grubbing whore?" #DAYS

Friday, May 11, 2018

The Blank Stare

Victor: "The Spectator usually doesn't print good news." This is Salem, where good news has been officially banned. #DAYS

Eve wants to know if Brady wants Theresa back. In his situation there is only one right answer. The blank stare he gave Eve was not it. #DAYS

If I were in Theresa and Chloe's shoes I'd make sure Matteo hadn't bugged the room before making devious plans. #DAYS

Longevity

 

 

Gabi's Woes

 

 

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Dr. Rolf's Secret Formula

 

 

EJ: It's Just A Matter Of Time Until He Comes Back

Hope says she can't yet make a determination about Abby's innocence or guilt. "Hope" is an Olde English term meaning "Judge and Jury." #DAYS

Chad doesn't think Abby should be charged because she's wacko but is perfectly comfortable taking her back to the mansion so he can live with a crazed killer. #DAYS

Paul notes that no one really knows who Dr. Rolf saved before Will. Of course, we know it was EJ. It's just a matter of time until he comes back. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Oops!

Lani contemplates baby names. An appropriate name for her baby might be, "Oops." #DAYS

Jennifer: "The key to helping Abigail is getting her memory back." Either that or shock therapy and a lobotomy. #DAYS

Rafe to Hope: "I'm not giving up on us… ever." There is a fine line between persistence and creepy stalking. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Booty Call!

Paul… Will… BOOTY CALL! #DAYS

Hope: "Don't leave town." That would be quite a feat since Stefan is handcuffed to the bed. #DAYS

Leo's entrance: Either Leo has to work on his timing or the DiMera mansion needs work on its security system. #DAYS

Monday, May 07, 2018

Kate's Husbands

 

 

Kate's Haunting Question

Brady and Stefan are both in the hospital. Salem Hospital starts diverting patients since it's over capacity. #DAYS

Distraught Eve wrings her hands: "Is Brady all right?" Kayla responds only with the patented Salem Hospital Look of Death. #DAYS

Kate says a question has been haunting her ever since André died. My guess is it's, "who do I hook up with next?" #DAYS

Saturday, May 05, 2018

Brady's Hand-Me-Downs

 

 

Thursday, May 03, 2018

Spoiler Alert!

They left us with a major cliffhanger yesterday. Chloe's door opens and… OH, WHO COULD IT BE? I HAVE NO IDEA! #DAYS

A Nooner

Protip for Chad: Whenever someone in Salem is missing, always check the tunnels in your own home first. #DAYS

John begs Marlena to take the day off so he can "REALLY take care of her." Dedicated Marlena refuses. Maybe he could lower the bar and try for a nooner at lunch.

If they have evidence that Abby-Gabby-Laura or whoever murdered André how come they're letting her run around town and not arresting her? #DAY

The Various Aspects Of Mouth-To-Mouth Recussitation

 

 

Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Thelma And Louise

Wise up, Stefan. Gabby isn't even a figment of your imagination. She's a figment of someone else's imagination. #DAYS

Abby says the real Laura kept her from going off the edge. Abby, you're so far over the edge you make Thelma and Louise look like they were on an amusement park ride.

Abby, Dr. Laura and Gabby are prominent in this episode. I hope they are paying @MarciMiller extra. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Vegas Odds

Jennifer wonders why Abigail has become "this Gabby person." Because Abigail is nuttier than a Stuckey's pecan log. #DAYS

Vegas odds Kate, Vivian and Marlena will die in the DiMera dungeon: 0%. Vegas odds we'll suffer along with them: 100%. #DAYS


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