Ghosted

Xander says his motivation is Sarah. That's a strange name for his penis. #DAYS

Alex loves Theresa. Theresa loves Alex. Suddenly the Barney Song is running through my head. #DAYS

Sarah & Xander. Dinner's over. Time for dessert?

Theresa to Alex: "How about something mindless and distracting." Is she talking about herself? That describes her, all right. #DAYS

Stephanie to Everett: "You don't know what it was like for me when you ghosted me." It was rough. She had to go through about a half-dozen other guys to get over the shock. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "Why do you think Constantine knows about the pawn?" Steve: "He asked me if I play chess." #DAYS