A One-Night-Standoff

Lucas thinks Adrienne should choose based on who gets the largest piece of the wishbone. Brilliant idea… for Lucas, that is. #DAYS

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE SONNY BACK OFF. You don't choose a spouse based on a one-night standoff. #DAYS

 

Sonny calls his mom the "Reigning Queen of Indecision." Political correctness prevents further comment on that one. #DAYS

Abigail vs. Houdini

 

Ouch!

Brady gives Phillip a quick sex-change operation.

Artful Articulate Alliteration

Maggie cynically says the holidays bring out the best in Victor.  Vic's always the best when he's on top of his snarky game. #DAYS

 

Maggie says Brady not wanting to talk won't stop her. Stopping Maggie from talking—it would be easier to stop a locomotive. #DAYS

 

Kate snarks about Adrienne: "Lucas will dodge that bleach-blonde-bullet. Oh, the artful-articulate-alliteration! #DAYS                   

They SORASed His Death

Kayla: "I can't believe it's been a year since Bo died." Maybe they SORASed his death. #DAYS

 

Jade reminds Kayla they will be family. So the chowdah isn't the only thing in the pub making people sick today. #DAYS

 

Bo would be so proud of Hope – She's only committed one cold blooded murder since he died. #DAYS

The Happy Family

 

Low-Life Selfish Scum-Sucking Pigs

 

Adrienne's (Non) Wedding

 

A Drunken One-Night-Stand In A Flea-Bag Florida Motel

Valerie says Abe's flowers are her favorite. Abe: "I just got lucky." It's more like he's hoping to get lucky. #DAYS

 

JJ says he and Gabi are good together. Better than a drunken one-night-stand in a flea-bag Florida motel? #DAYS

 

Chad caresses Gabi's hair. Gabi: "We're friends now." Chad don' wan' no stinkin' friendship. #DAYS

 

Valerie: "I'm so tired of talking about me." ...no woman on #DOOL said, ever. #DAYS

Misconstruitation

 

The Legacy Of The DiMera Couch

 

Vice President of Private Relations

Gabi gets fired then immediately rehired as Chad's Vice President of Private Relations. #DAYS

 

Chad: Moved on from Abby and Moving on Gabi. #DAYS

 

Victor says he's not the best judge of character. He hasn't had enough practice: Salem doesn't have the best characters to judge. #DAYS

FWB — Fired With Benefits

 

RRREEEEEE-JECTED!

We're setting up the Gabi → JJ → Abby → Chad triangle. Uh, quadrangle. Throw in JJ's Florida one-night-stand & it's a pentagon. #DAYS

 

Justin at the wedding: Isn't this the same scene where Benjamin interrupted Elaine's wedding in "The Graduate?" #DAYS

 

Dario says he doesn't give advice — gives Gabi advice. André says he can't tell Chad how to behave — tells Chad how to behave. #DAYS

 

Lucas has a total hissy fit and tells Adrienne he wants to get on with the wedding. Adrienne runs out. RRREEEEEE-JECTED! #DAYS

Eeeeeuuuuwwwww!

Justin: "I let Hope down… I blew it." No, Justin, Hope blew it. She's the one who committed the murder. #DAYS

 

In a dark alley Steve says his money would be on Adrienne. What… he thinks Adrienne can run faster than Kate? #DAYS

 

Sonny: "Lucas and Mom… Really?" Translation: "Lucas and Mom… Eeeeeuuuuwwwww!" #DAYS

How To Piss Off The Women

JJ: "I lost my mind." Tiny things are really easy to lose. #DAYS

Dario sure knows how to piss off the women, doesn't he? #DAYS

Theresa doesn't know where to go. Brady's suggestion of "hell" beats me to the punch. #DAYS

Jennifer says Abby can live in the attic. Then she would have a gal in her belfry who had bats in her belfry. #DAYS

Cold-Blooded Rogue Cop

Justin says Hope is not a cold-blooded vigilante. She's a cold-blooded rogue cop. #DAYS

 

For being a hanging-judge in the DiMera pockets Judge Fitzpatrick is being awfully open to hearing Justin's case for Hope. #DAYS

Courting

Rafe says Hope killed Stefano under extenuating circumstances. Translation: Hope had a gun and Stefano was defenseless. #DAYS

 

Blanca says the club will be the hottest place in Salem. With Abby back that might mean she's going to set it on fire. #DAYS

 

Eduardo to Kate: "I'm courting you." Well, by golly, get into the parlor and sit on opposite ends of the settee.

 

 

 

Foaming At The Mouth

Side comment on the #Enbrel commercial: When the side effects can be "fatal events" or "cancer" I think I'll pass. #DAYS

 

Officer: "The department would've taken a hit if you hadn't confessed." Translation: It's days of corruption would be over? #DAYS

 

Theresa foaming at the mouth — nice touch but it ruined my lunch.

Sleazeification

Theresa's putting on a good act as a drunk.  Of course I guess she's had a lot of practice at it. #DAYS

 

Interesting conversation with JJ and Mommy over his one-night-stand. More interesting that Mom defends his sleazeification. #DAYS

 

André: "I have to find Abby before she does something stupid." Too late. #DAYS

Penicillin

Marlena says Hope's confession won't be worth much. So they need something more specific than, "I killed Stefano" ?? #DAYS

 

Justin: "Sorry to interrupt…" Translation: "I get a kick out of interrupting…" #DAYS

 

Mateo: "I couldn't get you out of my system." Penicillin usually works for things like that. #DAYS

A Beautiful Pair

 

White Fang

Kayla hopes the judge will show Hope compassion. He could do that by ordering a cushion of her seat on the electric chair. #DAYS

 

Theresa "White Fangs" Brady. #DAYS

Hope's Hallucination

 

The Samsung Curse

 

Heartbreaker

 

Theresa's Plan

 

One For The Road

 

Buggy Whips

Buying a newspaper in the Internet age is the equivalent of investing in buggy whips after they invented cars. #DAYS

 

Chloe to her zygote: "Your momma's life turned into a real mess." Translation: Momma turned her life into a real mess all by herself. #DAYS

 

Justin is upset because Adrienne bought the Spectator. So sell it to him and a huge profit. #DAYS

Murderer

Flaming coffins — They'll live on as a #DAYS classic forever. #DAYS

 

Theresa: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned." Shane: "Yes my child." Theresa: "Daddy? Forget that part I said about sinning." #DAYS

 

Jennifer, Adrienne and Lucas don't like what the Spectator is saying about Hope. How dare them call a murderer a murderer. #DAYS

A Days Of Our Lives Halloween

 

Halloween Decorations