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I post Days of Our Lives previews here a day before the show airs. I find Daze pretty humorous on occasion, so if anything I say here offends you, well, sometimes I just can't help myself. Days Of Our Lives -- Embrace the Lunacy™
"Denial is not just a river in Egypt," says the brat, "I've seen her look at Frankie. She's dying to have sex with him if she hasn't already." SLAP! That was good. You'll want to replay that one a few times.
Shawn didn't realize Belle was planning to turn into a baby-machine. BUT, he has a surprise for Mimi. He hands her a set of papers. Miss Pyromaniac 2006 resists the urge to set them on fire. "OMG," says Mimi, "I don’t believe this. An adoption application. I love you so much!"| What do you get when you cross a liar with a pyromaniac? a) Liaromaniac b) Liar, liar, pants on fire c) Mimi's job in hell d) All of the above The correct answer is e)... Someone whose hot lyin' lips can Kiss Shawn goodbye. |


Sami asks what Lexie is still doing there. Lexie tells her Tek is getting the car. Lexie swears she will make sure Austin and Carrie end up together, "For once in my life I am going to do the right thing. So you can take your threats and stuff it." She practically knocks Sami over poking her.
ATTENTION SHAWN BRADY FANS! |

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