Wednesday, September 26, 2018

I Don't Do Prison

Kristen: "I don't do prison." Maybe, but she does do DiMera tunnels. #DAYS

Sami: "You are the best attorney in town." With Ted gone, Justin's the only attorney in town. #DAYS

Stefan to Kristen: "You are delusional, amoral, homicidal, vindictive. Have I left anything out?" Yes, but you can't get the rest in a single tweet. #DAYS

Monday, September 17, 2018

Word Association

From the word association section of the current SAT Test: Rafe:Hope::Oil:Water #DAYS

When told his #DAYS character was rejecting his brain transplant Joey Tribbiani asked "Is that bad?" He was smarter than Hope. #DAYS

 

Hope: "I respect the law and doing things right."  Except for murder and covering it up.  #DAYS

 

 

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The Contraption

 

 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Marlena's Practical Joke

 

 

Friday, September 14, 2018

Maudlin Goodbyes

Scenes we'd like to see: Justin asks for an injunction. The judge thinks he says "injection" and orders a lethal dose of Propofol. #DAYS

If the bullet doesn't kill Marlena all the maudlin goodbyes might. #DAYS

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Integral Calculus Can Be Difficult

Claire: "Ever since Kristen grabbed me, I get freaked out a lot." Frankly, Kristen grabbing her had nothing to do with that. #DAYS

Claire to Tripp: "If you ever need anyone to talk to, I am here for you." I think it would be more accurate to say, "I'm after you." #DAYS

Fashion note: I can't tell if Ciara's jeans are a bit too snug or her legs are blue. #DAYS

Hope: "I am not angry. I'm just making an observation." Translation: she is frickin' angry. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: John hires thugs to stand outside Marlena's door with machine guns — the hospital cuts off the electricity. #DAYS

Eric saying Sami can be difficult is like saying integral calculus can be difficult. #DAYS

Undue Pressure

Not that Roman would ever put any undue pressure on Kayla to see things his way...

 

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Predictions

Predictions: 1)Paul will walk again. 2)Marlena will live. 3)The audience will suffer along with them through every excruciating moment. #DAYS

Lucas: "Bonnie and I KIND of slept together." We need a judges ruling on what constitutes KIND of sleeping together, especially if it results in a pregnancy. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Belle buries the advance directive. Marlena flatlines. The docs revive her. Marlena blows her stack because they didn't let her die. #DAYS

More scenes we'd like to see. Belle shows the board the advance directive. Marlena flatlines. The docs revive her. Marlena disowns Belle for trying to kill her. #DAYS

Never Again

People even die on Days of Our Lives... eventually.

 

Agonizing Melodramatic Recovery

 

 

Friday, September 07, 2018

Boob Woman

A Prevuze fun fact: When I started doing Prevuze in 2005 I didn't know the well-endowed Bonnie's name, so I just called her, "Boob Woman." #DAYS

Why is the SPD allowing Maggie to give Bonnie the third degree? #DAYS

Bonnie to Lucas: "I am the mother of your child." Once again the laws of nature are stretched to their limit. #DAYS

Thursday, September 06, 2018

Girlfriend Du Jour

Lani: "Can we come inside." Stefan: "Of course. I have nothing to hide." Right… Kristin's already hidden." #DAYS

Chad to Sonny: "Will what's going on with Paul change things for you and Will?" It will if Paul dies… Too soon? #DAYS

Brady to Will: "You and Sonny want what you want and to hell with everybody else." Kind of like it always is with Brady and his girlfriend du jour. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Towering Inferno, Firestarter and Backdraft

Abby wants to have a movie marathon: I'm guessing her favorites are Towering Inferno, Firestarter and Backdraft. #DAYS

John's shirt would be a good prop for an Oxi-Clean product placement. #DAYS

Gabi to Chad: "I think ending your marriage might be your only option." Translation: "I think ending your marriage might be my only option." #DAYS

Rafe Gives Sami The Third Degree

 

 

Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Scenes We'd Like To See

Scenes we'd like to see – Stefan: "We both know that gun isn't loaded." Kate kneecaps him. #DAYS

Roman to Kayla: "Let's hope you don't get arrested next. Wouldn't be good for Steve… wouldn't be good for the situation." Also wouldn't be good for Kayla. #DAYS

Monday, September 03, 2018

Sami Brady: Angel of Mercy

 

 

Sunday, September 02, 2018

Senseless

 

 

Windows Problems

 

 


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