X-Rated

Well, at least there's one window the maid doesn't have to wash. #DAYS

 

Suddenly, Theresa realizes childbirth was easier than she thought... unless you count that little fetus-snatching incident. #DAYS

 

So Kristen and Alex North have met the same fate: Falling down an abyss into limbo where they might or might not ever return. #DAYS

 

One more Serena flashback with Xander or peek at Nicole's low-cut dress and this episode would have been X-rated. #DAYS

Marlena Tosses Out The Trash

Marlena kicks Kristen to the curb... 100 feet below.

Foreplay — JJ Style

Wrecking Ball

Click image to enlarge.

John, Paul, George and Ringo

Marlena mentions John and Paul. Kristen: "Do you want George and Ringo, too?" Good one, Kristen. #DAYS

 

Protip: If you ever kidnap Melanie, make sure you gag her... or, come to think of it, even if you don't kidnap her. #DAYS

 

Hope thinks Aiden is acting like a child. Aiden thinks Hope is acting like a rookie. Who says they're acting? #DAYS

 

Hope and Aiden argue over who is the biggest jerk.  They both win. #DAYS

This Time Goliath Will Win

Will going up against Clyde is like David going against Goliath; only this time Goliath will win. #DAYS

 

Marlena wonders if she's doing the right thing.  She's done something right. She got on a flight with an empty seat next to her. #DAYS

 

Will says he's objective about any story he writes.  That's true. He trashes everyone equally. #DAYS

 

Mandrake threatens Melanie: "Don't make me come back in here to shut you up." Make him, Mel, please make him.

Abby Stands Her Ground

Questionable Parentage

Brady wants to determine the baby's parentage. Isn't everyone in Salem of questionable parentage?

 

Kate says Lucas got fired because he made moves Victor didn't approve of. Dang!  Exactly what I was going to say. #BeatMeToThePunch #DAYS

 

Brady lies unconscious. Kristen says she doesn't want to hurt him.  It's a tad late for her to decide that, I'd say. #DAYS

 

Melanie rambles off every evil deed Mandrake has ever done. Way to play it close to the vest, Mel. #DAYS

All Tied Up

   

A Sudden Change Of Heart

Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black

Victor thinks Will cheating is more than a mistake.  What was it called when Victor cheated? #DAYS

 

Kristen thinks Melanie filled Brady's head with craziness. What else would Melanie do with all her extra craziness? #DAYS

 

Justin thinks he shares responsibility in the breakdown of his marriage.  What a guy!  #DAYS

 

Come on, Victor. I'll bet Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black knows ALL her husbands. #DAYS

Classic Shawn Douglas

It's old, it's grainy, it's dark but it's one of the true classic moments on Days of our Lives.  Shawn Brady crashes through the church window to stop Belle and Phillip's wedding.

Scrumming Around Nicole

Kristen is indignant that Brady thinks she would kidnap a baby. She's EJ's sister. If the shoe fits, wear it. #DAYS

 

Kristen asks Brady if he's doing drugs. No... he's doing Melanie. #DAYS

 

Daniel, Eric and Xander would make a great rugby team... scrumming around Nicole. #DAYS

 

Brady: "Did I hear a doorbell?" It was Melanie.  You heard a dumbbell. #DAYS

Get Yourself Two Gals Instead Of Just One

Double your pleasure,
Double your fun,
Get yourself two gals
Instead of just one.

Brains or Self Respect or Brains or Brains

I don't know what Theresa has less of: brains or self respect. I don't know what Melanie has less of: brains or brains. #DAYS

 

I knew Paige catching JJ and Eve in bed was fake but, oh God, how I wish it hadn't been. #DAYS

 

JJ: "Paige will never find out the truth." Translation: "Paige will find out the truth and it will be a hot mess." #DAYS

 

Nicole doesn't want to go bowling: "My ball would be in the gutter all the time."Maybe it could find Daniel's mind down there." #DAYS

Playing Doctor

A Bumpy Ride

Pilot (on intercom): "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride." Brady: "You're..." Pilot: "Right, Bette Davis." #DAYS

 

My dream: Plane forced to land in dessert. Pilot escapes. Melanie is trapped. 100 years from now archaeologists discover her body. #DAYS

 

Theresa warms up to Clyde. If the girl had any less self respect she'd be a dead sand flea. #DAYS

 

Aiden: "We're not having this conversation." Sorry, Aiden. It's Hope you're talking to. You're having the conversation. #DAYS

 

Brady! Kristen! Face-to-face! Brady turns to stone. Kristen turns to a pillar of salt. I turn to my barf bag. #DAYS

The Most Immoral Woman In Town

Chad pours a 100-year-old scotch. Made personally by Stefano in his basement, no doubt. #DAYS

 

For a minute there I thought Victor Pervy-akis had "security" cameras in Adrienne's bedroom. #DAYS

 

Clyde criticizes Abby for having a weakness for DiMera men. Apparently he doesn't know Kate's full history. #DAYS

 

Victor says Lucas' immorality means he can't run Titan. So he replaces him with the most immoral woman in town. #DAYS

A Mercy Killing

JJ to Paige: "I've been lying to you — I hate your mother." Got to be the wildest lead-in line any guy ever used to get laid. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Daniel couldn't be so cruel as to destroy her.  That wouldn't be cruel. It would be a mercy killing. #DAYS

 

Paige loses her virginity; Lucas and Adrienne romp like minks; we sit glued to our sets... but we're not pervs... right? #DAYS

 

Serena: "This message was sent hours ago. Why didn't I get it?" Oh, so you have AT&T, too? #DAYS

What Did He Say?

Talk Dirty To Me

 

What Kate Does Best

POOP → FAN → BREAKUP

If you thought JJ was really going to tell Paige about him and Eve, I have a bridge I want to sell you. #DAYS

 

Theresa says Nicole is a psycho. Nicole says Theresa is a tattle tale bitch.  Hey, for once, they're both right. #DAYS

 

Melanie: "We have to think this through." Every plan has an Achilles Heel. #DAYS

 

Paige says she'll never let Eve break up her and JJ. Prediction: POOP → FAN → BREAKUP. #DAYS

 

JJ and Paige go at it like chimps with their butts on fire.  Salem's last virgin goes down in flames. #DAYS

Breathless

Melanie is a stowaway. The flight leaves her breathless:

Hitting On Nicole

Daniel wonders what Xander is doing in Salem.  Hitting on Nicole, for one thing. #DAYS

 

They're using the old, the-baby-I-snatched-from-the womb-has-severe-combined-immunodeficiency-plot again. It never gets old. #DAYS 

 

Eve reminds JJ if he goes down, they go down together.  Isn't that what started all the trouble in the first place? #DAYS

 

Maggie walks in on Daniel & Nicole and asks if she's interrupting. Yes, but everyone has to have a hobby. #DAYS

Disneyland For Lotharios

Theresa wonders why guys always leave their wallets in the car. Maybe guys don't trust her around their wallets. #DAYS

 

Theresa wants to hear about Nicole and her new man. None of Nicole's men are new.  She's been through them all. #DAYS

 

Serena wonders why Xander is staying in Salem. For one thing Salem is Disneyland for lotharios. #DAYS

 

Marlena thinks Will is just like his mom. I hate to say it, but that's an insult to Sami. #DAYS

Brokeback Fountain

Tori wonders how Paul could have dishonored her. Personally, I think Tori herself had just a teensy bit to do with that dishonor. #DAYS

 

Clyde warns Ben to watch out for people who do nice things for him. Ben wonders about the nice things Clyde has done for him. Ouch. #DAYS

 

Hope: "I love tulips." Aiden: "I love your two lips." OMG! I swallowed the spoon I was gaging myself with. #DAYS

 

Sonny and Will stand by the seltzer dispenser and fight. Brokeback Fountain. #DAYS

Not Lost In Translation

Conflicted

DiMerus Interruptus

The Florida Bureau of Investigation is such an obscure organization it hasn't fired Rafe yet. #DAYS

 

Tori insists she's a very private person.  Not any more, lady. #DAYS

 

Chad intrudes on Ben and Abby's "work session.". DiMerus Interruptus. #DAYS

 

Lucas says he's worried about Adrienne. Nothing to be concerned about, Lucas. I doubt she's pregnant (but hope she is). #DAYS

A Heart-Shaped Birthmark

Judgment

Something Really Weird

He'll Wind Up In China

So Ben Rogers is Kevin Reynolds. #DOOL characters should wear numbers on their back so we can keep track of who they are. #DAYS

 

Go ahead, Will, keep lying to Sonny. If the hole you're in gets any deeper you'll wind up in China. #DAYS

Playing Hard To Get

It took Xander three tries to pick up Nicole.  She's slipping. #DAYS

 

Daniel wonders how the hell Eve could sleep with her daughter's boyfriend. This from the guy who dated Chelsea. #DAYS

 

Theresa to Xander: "Let's grab a table & see what happens" She's playing hard to get—otherwise she'd suggest he grab more than a table #DAYS

 

JJ pulls away from Paige on the couch.  In that apartment he's only comfortable romping in Eve's bed. #DAYS

Theresa Lowers Her Standards

Giant Magnets

Aw, Jennifer can't be friends with Daniel anymore. It's moments like this that inspired Handel to write the Hallelujah Chorus. #DAYS

 

Nicole was a little uneasy when she rejected Xander. It's just that saying no to any guy is a rare thing for Nicole. #DAYS

 

Xander bumps into Nicole. Do people in Salem have giant magnets in their bodies. #DAYS

 

Jennifer: "Don't talk about my son like that." Daniel: "You mean honestly?" Ouch. #DAYS

Melanie... Rhymes With Felony...

Fashion statement: Love Eve's titanium blouse. #DAYS

 

Eve: "Jennifer exists... that's enough to tick me off." Audience: "Us too!" #DAYS

 

Daniel says bad things happen when secrets come out. If people would avoid stupid behavior there wouldn't be secrets to come out. #DAYS

 

Aw man, Melanie pulled the old "I-got-you-a-birthday-present-but-it's-too-big-to-handle-so-go-get-it-in-my-car" trick. #DAYS

 

Melanie steals the plasma. Melanie... rhymes with felony... I think that's what she just committed. #DAYS

In Salem Secrets Don't Stay Secret

Bitch-Slap The Boy

More Lucas and Adrienne. Thank goodness. I need my Ipecac and can't find it. #DAYS

 

Will: "There is no way in hell I'm going to let you tell John." Bitch-slap the boy, Marlena. #DAYS

 

Of course Paul lied in order to pick up Sonny. He may be gay, but he's a guy. #DAYS

 

Will: "I need Paul out of town." Here's an idea, Will... why don't you leave town instead. #DAYS

On Top Of Things

A Stand-Up Guy

Keepin' It In The Family

Just checking... Justin cheated with Elsa, so that means Adrienne can cheat with Lucas? In other words, two wrongs make a right? #DAYS

 

Adrienne's justification: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and a romp for a romp." ~the Lord God Almighty #DAYS

 

I loved today's bazaar. Well, in Salem it's known as a bizarre. #DAYS

 

Lucas + Adrienne and Will + Sonny. Like father like son; like mother like son. A Salem tradition: keepin' it in the family. #DAYS

Getting Past Lucas' Hang-up

Come to think of it, Adrienne really does kind of resemble Bonnie, doesn't she?

John And Tori... Memories

The Accidental-Bump-Into-Someone-You-Hate Scene

Today's episode got the "accidental-bump-into-someone-you-hate" out of the way in the first scene. I respect that kind of efficiency. #DAYS

 

Lucas tells Will: "If you're not thinking, this whole thing will backfire." Backfire pending. #DAYS

 

While Hope talks about Aiden Rafe figures out Aiden's standing right behind him. Mark the date. Rafe figures something out. #DAYS

 

Theresa calls Melanie needy and insecure. Takes one to call one. Melanie calls Theresa excitable. Takes one to call one. #DAYS

Melanie vs. Theresa