Saint Patch

Saint Patch tells Gwen what it will take for her to be accepted into the family. #DAYS

If Kate was really on top of her game she wouldn't have immediately let Kristen know she was wise to the fact she was disguised as Susan. That would have been info Kate could have used later in a Kate-kinda-way. And, of course she wouldn't be kidnapped. #DAYS

Chad: "Gwen is pregnant. The kid is mine." Jake: "Oh, crap." Yeah, I think in this case "congratulations" wouldn't be appropriate. #DAYS

Whacked Out Tall Tales

They found Hope. I have to say, the whacked-out tall tales the writers come up with to explain actor absences from the show have got to be the product of some hallucinogenic drug. #DAYS

Nicole: "You kidnapped Belle and forced Shawn to marry you." Jan: "You made me electrocute Victor Kiriakis." Apparently neither Jan nor Nicole lets bygones be bygones. #DAYS

Lucas to Sami: "If you're so interested in Chloe, why don't you seduce her yourself?" Well, at least that would make for a different story line on this show. #DAYS

Bell: "I sure didn't kill Charlie." Sami: "Well, I didn't kill him, either." The way they're going after each other, they might kill each other, though. #DAYS

What Are The Odds

Lucas to Chloe: "I have ulterior motives." There are many possible
ulterior motives in relationships but Lucas'is the mother of all
ulterior motives. #DAYS

Lucas plays the "I'm dying" card. Chloe's ladder may be missing its top
rung, but even she is smart enough to know people in Salem don't die,
they just stay off-script until Rolf or someone injects them with some
magic potion. #DAYS

If Lucas pulls this off he qualifies for the scumball of the year award.
#DAYS

Jake: "Kate and I are going to a secluded island." I hear the one that
used to be owned by a guy named Jeffrey Epstein is available. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Sami welcomes EJ back to town after she's just
had sex with Lucas. She jumps into bed with EJ and becomes pregnant with
twins with Lucas as one father and EJ as the other. Wait… that sounds
kind of familiar, doesn't it? #DAYS

Pauline to Xander: "You're not as dumb as you look." Chanell: "Wait,
that's only $50,000 each." Apparently Chanell is taking that
responsibility from Xander. #DAYS

Abe: "I didn't realize Chanell was Pauline's daughter. What are the
odds?" In Salem he's lucky they aren't brother and sister. #DAYS

Seducing Chloe

 

 

Time To Release One Of Her Stallions

Sami decides it's time to release one of her stable full of stallions into the pasture so she tells Lucas to seduce Chloe. #DAYS

Lucas' head must be spinning. His former wife is trying to get him to seduce his other former wife right after seducing the former wife who's trying to get him to seduce his other former wife. #DAYS

Angst & Drama

Chad: "Maybe I'm foolish for admitting this..." No, the guy who let Gwen seduce him is foolish whether or not he admits anything. #DAYS

Ciara: "All I know is I don't want a life with Ben." Until she hooks up with Theo and then her memory pops back in and we get to suffer through a ton of angst and drama. #DAYS

Gwen: "I do not expect you to be a part of this baby's life." So the kid can get bent out of shape like you were when Jack was not part of your life? #DAYS

She Saw His Wallet

Here at the Prevuze Compound we're taking bets on which day of this week or next the Derek Chauvin verdict will come in & NBC will cut away to an empty courtroom for an hour while we wait for the jury to return. #DAYS

Lani: "I can't believe a cousin of mine is married to Xander Kiriakis." Eli: "She must not have seen his rap sheet." What she saw was his wallet. #DAYS

Jack is sporting his Adolf Hitler haircut. For God's sake, man, don't grow a small rectangular mustache. #DAYS

Abe: "Xander is a career criminal." Pauline: "OMG!" Hey, look at the bright side. At least he has a career. #DAYS

BUT

Trask to Rafe: "The difference between you and me is I want criminals to
go to jail." The difference between Rafe and Trask is that Rafe is one
of those criminals who doesn't want to go to jail. #DAYS

Claire to Jan: "It's none of my business but Ciara hates me again." In
Salem, "it's none of your business" is always followed by the word
"but." #DAYS

A Lug

Ciara wakes up as Ben attempts to inject her. Well, that'll certainly improve the situation for Ben. You just knew that wasn't going to work out well from the git-go. #DAYS

I don't get Ciara not believing Ben. He's only a wild-eyed serial killer hyperventilating and coming at her with a sharp implement that might contain any kind of lethal concoction. #DAYS

Whatever Ben is taking to keep him from being a serial killer, he might want to double the dose today. #DAYS

Brady: "You're calling me a lug? I don't even know what a lug is." It's a numskull talking to his former lover about his current lover vs. his prospective lover who is also his former lover. #DAYS

Sami's Deal With The Devil

Press conference is over. And now back to your regular programmi… uh series of endless commercials. #DAYS

Chloe's tactic in dealing with Brady, "the love of your life is a scumball, so we need to be together," may have a few flaws.

Chloe to Brady: "Tell me you don't feel anything when I touch you." I'm sure he feels something but it's not undying love. #DAYS

Sami's deal with the devil may not work out in her favor. The thing with Kristen & Brady will work itself out in time, one way or the other. But Kristen can hold Sami's secret over her head as long as Sami is with EJ – maybe even for the rest of her life. #DAYS

The Morning After

Next on #DOOL - Sami: "I'm never again going to confess to a murder I didn't commit." Which implies she'll confess to the ones she does commit? #DAYS

Nice work, Lucas. You counseled, comforted, and sympathized Sami right into bed. #DAYS

Don't worry, Trip. In 43 states two territories and the District of Columbia, if Rafe names you as a suspect that's automatic cause for exoneration. #DAYS

The joy of the night before for Xander and Chanell as well as Lucas and Sami fades into the reality of the proverbial morning after. #DAYS

Things aren't going well for Kristen. It's time for her to come clean and tell Brady, then hope he doesn't make her go back to prison. #DAYS

So apparently Xander's "morning after" is going a bit worse than Lucas' "morning after." #DAYS

Adultery

 

 

A Happy Coincidence

Abby knows what she did was wrong. Allie knows what she did was wrong.
Gwen knows what she did was wrong. Regrets – Those things you don't have
to live with if you think things through before you do something stupid.
Not the way people roll in Salem. #DAYS

Jack wants to force Gwen and Abby to "shake on it," just like the prize
fighters have to do right before they try to beat the crap out of each
other. #DAYS

Jack says he doesn't believe Gwen puked on Abby on purpose. She didn't –
it was just a happy coincidence. #DAYS

Sugar Daddy

Claire to Theo: "Do you still have feelings for Ciara?" Translation: "Do you still have feelings for me?" #DAYS

Chanel must've looked up "Theo" in the Urban Dictionary and found out it means "Sugar Daddy." #DAYS

Chanell is Lani's cousin. Theo is Lani's brother. Related or not… "Vice is nice but incest is best." #DAYS

A Bucket of Fishing Worms

Shawn: "Is it true? Is Jan waking up from her coma?" Belle:
"Unfortunately…" I'm guessing Belle won't be nominated for the Mother
Theresa Humanitarian Award this year. #DAYS

Ava vs. Nicole: Battle of the Pony Tails. #DAYS

Prevuze would like to extend a very happy birthday to one of my most
faithful followers: Miss Cookie. I know for a fact she's been a Days fan
since the day she was born.

Sami: "Guess who's off the hook!" Sami is an expert at getting off the
hook. If she wasn't, she wouldn't be around. She's been on the hook more
than a bucket of fishing worms. #DAYS

Get Vaccinated

Get vaccinated or we'll send Sami after you. #DAYS

 

Lizzie Borden

Xander as a priest. If he's celibate this is definitely a fantasy. #DAYS

John: "I've always loved you like a daughter." Sami: "Just call me Lizzie Borden." #DAYS