Look What I Found At A Yard Sale!

Bo bellies up to the bar at the pub, "What's a guy got to do to get a beer around here?"

"Paying for it usually works," says Max. Max is just a bit upset with big brother Bo, "I don't like to get pushed around." They argue and Bo gets on him for protecting Melanie. "I'm all Melanie's got," snorts Max.

"She really is at the bottom of the barrel," says Bo.

Apparently, Max isn't quite all Melanie has. She cozies up to Phillip and tries to convince him to keep his mouth shut. She tells him she thinks they have made a connection tonight. She's full of innuendo as she unbuttons his shirt and tells him she's glad he's there. Phillip moves in to sample the wares.

Kate comes in to see Daniel at the hospital and to return the shirt he left at the pool. She attacks him but Daniel backs off and tells her they can't do this, "The patients might see us and they are already sick enough. "

Sami whines and gripes about having to go into the witness protection program again. Roman adds insult to injury and tells her she can't take the kids with her. Sami gets nasty but Lucas tells her being with them puts them at risk. Marlena jumps on the PSITWPP* bandwagon. Sami says she doesn't want Chloe around and announces that she refuses to go. EJ applauds her performance.

*Put Sami In The Witness Protection Program

Lucas doesn't like EJ's reaction, "Butt out!"

EJ has a great comeback, "Shut up."

Too bad Allie and Johnny aren't there. Then we'd have a whole room full of infants.

EJ suggests Sami go to the DiMera mansion where she won't be an easy target.

Lucas asks, "Where would she stay in the mansion?"

Sami pipes up, "Not in the living room. My eyes are still burning from what I saw on the sofa."

"It was pretty hot, wasn't it," asks EJ.

Chloe chimes in, "It might be a nice change of pace."

Roman has had it, "This is none of your business, so shut up!"

Sami is in no mood for this, "Why don't you wait outside or in Alabama or something?"

Lucas jumps in, "Sami, you gotta do this for your children. You gotta do what's right... keep 'em protected and safe."

Sami grabs her tummy.

Kate says she hates it when Daniel is so serious. Daniel says he knows she's in agony waiting and it's driving him crazy, too. Kate says she's feeling fine, "My appetite is back. And I feel like having some food, too." Kate is almost giddy, "If I'm not dying I want you. If I am dying I want you. I want to make love to you." Kate helps herself to an appetizer.

Outside, Chelsea wanders around looking for Daniel. A nurse tells her where he is. Chelsea heads in to the jaws of death.

Suddenly, Sami decides she needs to put her kids first so she will go into the program. EJ tells her she doesn't have to do this. Sami disagrees. EJ doesn't get it, "Why the 180?"

"They don't call it bipolar for nothing," says Sami.

Marlena isn't sure why Sami is doing this but thinks she's doing the right thing.

Stephanie comes up and she and Max argue for a change. "I thought this would be the end of your 24/7 trashing of Melanie," says Max.

Stephanie turns to Bo, "I'll sign a sworn statement if you want." She turns to leave, "I'm not going to cry."

Max asks, "What is there to cry about?"

Bo steps in, "She's in love with an idiot?" Ouch! Bo insults idiots everywhere.

Melanie comes up for air, "I knew you would be a good kisser."

"I'm not exactly a novice at this," says Phillip, "But I don't think you are either."

"I suppose I should be insulted by that," says Melanie, "But it's true. You have nice eyes."

"They're mine," says Phillip, "The face isn't." Melanie gets back to work.

Kate and Daniel suck face and grab body parts. Daniel's pager goes off. He looks at it and pants, "I have to get this." He gives her one final kiss that makes the sound of a toilet plunger being pulled off of smooth porcelain as Chelsea walks in. She tells the happy couple what she wanted was not important. Kate says she's just there to return something of Daniel's. Daniel says he'll be right back. Chelsea asks what Daniel left behind.

Roman gets off the phone and says they have to get Sami to the safehouse right away. He tells Sami he has had Hope pick up the kids and he will bring them to Sami to say goodbye. EJ tries to get her to change her mind. Sami goes to pack. "There's more to this story," says EJ, "A plot, I hope."

Bo advises Max to work things out with Stephanie. He gets a call and leaves. Stephanie trolls by and Max tells her he's sorry. "Me, too," says Stephanie, "kind of."

Max asks, "Haven't we been through this already?"

A gal in the audience stands up and screams, "A thousand times!"

Max tells her Melanie is scared and all alone.

At the moment, Melanie doesn't look too scared or alone. She and Phillip ramp things up, but Phillip suddenly calls it off. Phillip gets up and buttons his shirt, "I just don't know how good I feel about sleeping with a killer." Melanie huffs.

Kate avoids the question. Chelsea says she was thinking about calling Kate about the forgiveness talk they had. She thinks after everything she went through with Nick and her mom it hurts because she loves Kate so much and she's so mad and emotional, "I know things with you and Daniel are over and in the past so I'm ready to forgive you if you'd be my grandm-ho-ther again."

"I was always your grandm-ho-ther," says Kate, "Just not a perfect one."

Chelsea hugs Kate and sees Daniel's shirt wadded up on the gurney behind her, "Is this what you're returning?"

Sarcastic Lucas tells Sami what a great and selfless mother she is. He's caught on to her little scheme, "This isn't about Allie and Johnny, is it? It's about your little secret." Sami thinks her trip into the PSITWPP will solve a lot of her problems. She tells Lucas to give her a break. Lucas asks what she will do if Roman finds the guy tomorrow, "Or what if you came back with a baby. What are you going to tell people, 'Look what I found at a yard sale!'"

Sami tells him this buys her some time but only if he helps her, "Lucas, if you ever cared about me promise you won't say anything."

Lucas not saying anything is like a nuclear bomb hitting critical mass and not exploding.

Sami knows she doesn't deserve his compassion. Lucas promises to keep the pregnancy a secret, "You know, however, there is a big but..."

"What's that," asks Sami.

"Your's, " says Lucas, "If it gets any bigger they'll have to grease your hips to get you into the elevator at the safehouse. Besides, don't you have to tell someone you're pregnant if you go into the program?"

"Not unless they're blind, " says Sami, "Y'know, I'm probably the only person whose life gets simpler in a witness protection program."

Melanie turns on the waterworks. Phillip asks, "What, if sex doesn't work you segway to tears?" Phillip thinks she's admitted her guilt by attempting to bribe him with sex. He says he was going along with it just to see how she played it. He tells her to get herself together because they are going out to face the music.

Bo sits with Stephanie and Max as they continue to bicker. Dr. Phil Brady tries to provide guidance. Phillip and Melanie walk in.

Stephanie says, "What a surprise, Max, she wasn't alone after all!"

Phillip tells Melanie, "You've tried sex and I have all the money I will ever need. You are officially out of options." He shouts, "Hey, Bo! Got your handcuffs on you?"

Chelsea whines and bawls about discovering Daniel's shirt. She rants and Kate tells her to cut it out, "You and Daniel aren't together, and that was your decision. I know it's painful to find out this way but I'm not ashamed of it and I think you're at the age you should be past temper tantrums." Daniel comes in, soaks it in and remembers why he likes to surf alone in very secluded places.

Phillip tells Bo Melanie had Trent's wallet and he knew it. Bo is indignant that Phillip didn't tell him sooner. Phillip says he didn't think it through and didn't think it was important. Bo shouts, "SHE HAD A DEAD MAN'S WALLET AND YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT?"

Max tells Melanie, "You need to shut up until you get a lawyer."

Stephanie asks, "Wouldn't we be the lucky ones if she never got one?"

Melanie don' need no stinkin' lawyer, "I'm not going down so you can protect your precious mom."

Poor Sami just doesn't know if she's strong enough to do this. Marlena tells her she has to keep it together and not frighten the kids.

Marlena asks if there is something Sami might want to say before she goes, "Not that I've noticed you seem to be hiding a Mini Cooper under your dress or anything."

EJ comes in and announces Roman is there with the kids. Sami tries to be upbeat as they bring the litter in.

Melanie says, "You guys should see your faces. It's like you smell something bad."

"We're just watching this episode," says Bo.

"So," asks Melanie, "Do I have the right to remain silent and all that jazz?"

"Not yet," says Bo, "But don't leave town." Melanie walks out. Bo says, "You can't go."

"Watch me."

Bo turns and grabs Max, "So Stephanie was right. Melanie confessed."

Sami tells the kids they should draw her pictures every day and she can look at them when she gets back. Roman takes her aside and says she can't take her album with her, "You can't take anything that will tie you to your life here."

Sami bawls, "I just can't do this."

Chelsea has a temper tantrum over Kate accusing her of having temper tantrums, "You're a self centered bitch! I want you out of my life forever."

Daniel comes in with the test results and tells Chelsea to wait outside. Kate says to let her stay and tells the brat she's probably about to get just what she wants.

Judge Daniel hands down the death sentence, "Metastatic carcinoma."

Kat practically high-fives him, "Yes!"

Bo takes Phillip aside, "Next time you get the urge to play Hardy Boy, curb it."

Stephanie and Max argue about Melanie, for a change. Stephanie walks out.

Melanie sees someone slip a note under her door. She picks it up and reads, "I saw you at the cemetery. I know what happened."

Marlena gets an emergency call and says she has to go. She promises to call and tells Sami how courageous she is. Hugs, "It's gonna be OK." Roman and Chloe take things to the car.

Sami puts Johnny down and he touches her tummy revealing the mini planet under her dress. Sami gives EJ a nervous smile. EJ gives a confused look, "Baby?"

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