GTFOOH

Harris: "Now I can get the help I need and never hurt anyone again." And by "never hurt anyone again" he means "until the next time I go bonkers." #DAYS

EJ: "How is it going now that you're co-habitating with the lovely Stephanie." With Alex sniffing around it's more like tri-habitating. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You need to put Alex on notice or you will lose Stephanie." Frankly, he needs to have a word or two with Stephanie, too. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You need to put Alex on notice or you will lose Stephanie." Frankly, Chad needs to have a word or two with Stephanie, too. #DAYS

Chad: "You're a sad lonely guy looking for a shoulder to lean on." Specifically, that would be Stephanie's shoulder. #DAYS

Kate and Roman slobber all over each other as Marlena walks in: "Get a room, you two." With Kate's past, you don't need a room. You need an alley. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eve: "I'm criminally insane." Harris: "I'm just plain old normally insane." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You have to ask yourself 'WWSD.'" Chad: "Don't you mean 'WWJD?'" EJ: "In this house, Stefano outranks Jesus." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "GTFOOH!" Alex: "What does that mean?" Chad: "Roughly translated it means 'get out of here.'" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "Sloan knocked over my food plate but was kind enough to buy me a replacement plate." EJ: "Did she replace the food as well as the plate?" #DAYS