Well-Hung

Lani goes from being on the lam to being on the floor. #DAYS

Rachel is doing a great number on Brady. For one, I'm OK with that. #DAYS

Leo is such a bad liar.  LOLOL. #DAYS

OTOH, Li is a better liar and Gabi is buying it.  #DAYS  

If the contract doesn't specify Dimitri marry a woman, why not see if he can marry Leo (if Dimitri's really gay, that is.  He could be scamming Leo, too.)  #DAYS

Justin: "The best way to keep a secret is to keep your mouth closed." Maggie: "What secret?" The second best way to keep a secret is to make sure there are no eavesdroppers. #DAYS

For someone who does a lot of lying Bonnie isn't very good at it. #DAYS

Li and Melinda hate each other so much they'll soon be on their honeymoon. #DAYS

Xander puts the dart board on the wall: "If I do say so myself I'd says it's very well hung." Yep… they really went there. #DAYS

Justin: "I hear Alex just got a new apartment with all kinds of amenities." Right… a modern kitchen, large living room, and Stephanie across the hall. #DAYS

Bonnie would be better off if she used Crazy Glue instead of lipstick. #DAYS

One drink and Li sweeps Melinda off her feet. If they finish the entire bottle they'll be moving in together. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "Lani's on the lam." Rafe: "That is one lucky lamb." #DAYS

Brady: "Go to your room and then we will talk." Rachael: "I don't want to go to my room." Brady: "You can go to your room and then we will talk or you can stay here and we will spank." Rachael: "You can reach me in my room." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Why aren't you wearing a shirt?" Alex: "I'm trying to set a precedent for Stephanie." #DAYS