PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

Brady: "I have learned from experience you cannot reason with Kristen." Unless you point a gun at her with your kid in the room but, gosh darn it, apparently that has consequences. #DAYS

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Li: "My date said she dressed up as a whoopee cushion for Halloween." Great costume. Think of the possibilities:

You: "Trick or Treat!"
Homeowner: "I don't have anything for you."
You: "PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!"
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Wendy to Li: "I'm not sure you should trust someone who has burned you before." Yeah, especially when that someone is Melinda. Wendy is coming of as being a lot smarter than Li. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Judge Ramirez: "I am awarding full custody of Rachel to Kristen." Belle: "May I ask a question your honor?" Judge Ramirez: "You may." Belle: "WTF?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "You probably don't remember me but I'm Dr. Kayla Johnson." Abe: "Have you been my doctor before?" Kayla: "Yes. I've given you many prostate exams." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Wendy and I are taking it slow." Patch: "So you're not getting any yet?" #DAYS