A Pink Tutu And Pink Tights

Bo visits Hope, who reminds him she asked him not to come. Bo reminds her it took everything he has to come and see her skanky ass.

Dr. Walters tells EJ he'll be going home soon. EJ isn't impressed. And he's pretty surly. The doc leaves and EJ calls Samantha. He asks her to bring the kids to see him. She says she will if she can find them, but doesn't want him to have a setback. EJ apologizes this isn't much of a honeymoon for her. Sami hangs up and decides she can't take this much longer.

EJ hangs up, "As one of you yanks once said, 'I have not yet begun to fight,'" But he was just yanking the yank's chain.

Nicole shows up at Chloe's. Chloe tells her Melanie knows.

Phillip rushes in and finds Daniel in the Kiriakis den. Daniel says he can't reach Melanie and he's getting worried.

Melanie says she has to do something about the info she now has, "I'm telling Daniel the truth. He deserves to know." Carly tells her to think about what she is doing, but thinking isn't Melanie's strong suit.

Phillip calls Chloe. He says he hasn't talked to Melanie, but neither has Daniel. He's sent Daniel over to see Chloe while he tries to find Melanie. Phillip hangs up and Chloe tells Nicole what's happening, speaking in that new language, Whinese. Nicole tells her to press on and think about the baby.

Rafe arrives back at the Hernandez Hovel and finds Sami going off to the hospital. Rafe says he went by the office. "Is that an 'I know something' look on your face," asks Sami.

"No," says Rafe, "That's an 'I want to do something' look." But they go off to the office instead.

Bo tells Hope about Ciara and Theo's fight at school. With the Hollister brat. Bo is steamed and wanted to book the Hollister brat. Bo asks Hope to support Ciara and let her know she is her mother, "Let her know both her parents are (say it with him) there for her, always."

Carly begs Melanie to stop and think she might be ruining Daniel's life, "What would be best for your little brother or sister?"

"Not to have me as a big sister."

Daniel arrives and Nicole stalls him by telling him he can't see Chloe in her dress. Daniel asks when Melanie is supposed to arrive.

Sami comes into EJ's room and tells him he looks good with half his brain missing. She says she didn't bring the kids because of visiting restrictions on the number of visitors. "We only have two children," says EJ.

"I can count," says Sami, "but not use birth control."

Roman and Rafe walk in to grill EJ and tell him he doesn't want the kids there for this.

Bo says Ciara's therapist says she's doing well. Hope beats herself up and thinks Ciara is being bullied because of her.

Melanie stays on the Rage Express while Carly continues to beg her to keep her mouth shut. She insists Chloe is trying to do the right thing.

Melanie says, "The right thing is not sleeping with another guy and then lying about it."

Carly reminds her Daniel was sleeping with Chloe while she was married, "He's not some judgmental prig... are you jealous of Chloe?"

Daniel wants to talk things out before the ceremony. Nicole goes out to handle Daniel. She says Chloe and Melanie got in a fight and they're not sure Melanie will show up at the wedding.

Rafe says the lab results show EJ isn't as fragile as he has been letting on, so Roman hands it over to Sami to tell the truth. Sami gives him both barrels. "You've known all along... we're not married," she says, "Rafe proved it is my sacred duty to make sure you never get anywhere my children again." EJ is unaffected and munches on his blue jello.

Carly and Melanie... same song, different verse. Carly brings up Vivian's role in this, "Of course," says Melanie, "The ever popular Vivian conspiracy theory..." she runs out.

Nicole says Melanie heard Chloe say the kid will be Daniel's in every way because he gets to raise it when he didn't raise Melanie, "It was a poor choice of words, but Melanie took it wrong and flew off the handle." I've always thought Melanie was permanently off her handle. Daniel runs off to find Melanie. Nicole goes back inside, but Chloe worries that Nicole lied. Nicole rationalizes and Chloe wonders if she should tell Daniel the truth. Nicole says she's waited too long, "Now your fate is in Melanie's hands."

Rafe wants to talk openly and honestly. Roman wants to fill EJ in on the details. Sami asks them to stop gloating, so she can gloat herself. "I'm not your wife, but Rafe and I are going to get married and you'll never see your kids again." EJ moves from his blue jello to his soggy lettuce. Sami continues to lecture, "You wanted to be different from your father and you are... you're worse."

Hope continues to beat herself up. Bo blows his stack and reminds her Ciara has two parents, and it was a lot better once they found out who one of them was. "It's not about you. WE screwed up. Together, WE have to fix this."

Nicole bets Phillip can keep Melanie in line and tries to encourage Clhoe.

Phillip arrives at Maggie's place and finds Melanie. He says he knows what happened because Chloe called him, "She told me she cheated." Melanie thinks both Phillip and Carly are on Chloe's side. Phillip says he's trying to protect Melanie.

EJ asks for a moment alone with Samantha. Roman refuses, "This is not marriage counseling." It's not crack police work either.

EJ says it's incredible, "I seem to be remembering a lot about that night, Samantha." He casually takes a bite of charred, dry noodles.

Bo says, "I want you to be you, Hope."

"Tell her not to avoid the bully," says Hope. "Tell her to imagine he's wearing a pink tutu and pink tights and he's the one with the problem."

Bo decides the real Hope is back and it's time to go, "I'll loan Ciara my pink tutu and pink tights." He says he thinks maybe things are getting better between them and leaves.

"Maybe," whispers Hope.

Sometimes I find it helpful to ask myself: "What would a competent person do in my situation?" -Bo Brady

Chloe models her dress and wonders what's keeping Phillip.

Phillip tells Melanie Daniel will never stop loving her. He urges her not to tell or Daniel will always think of that first when he sees Melanie, "People blame the messenger. Do you really want that to be the most important conversation you've ever had with him?"

EJ says things are a bit foggy, but he's starting to remember, "Pretty soon I'll be able to remember everything." Roman suggests he remember to call his attorney because kidnapping charges have been filed. EJ reminds Roman the tape won't be admissible.

Dr. Walters comes in and kicks them out. EJ stares at his meat. The meat stares back. And moos. EJ throws a hissy fit.

Nicole stops Clhoe from calling Phillip again.

Melanie reminds Phillip what Clhoe did to Brady and Lucas, "I'm not saying they can't get married, but he deserves to know this before they do." She leaves.

EJ lectures Dr. Walters for not honoring doctor-patient confidentiality, "Go to hell." Dr. Walters wonders how Lexie can be so even tempered and EJ isn't. Lobotomies work wonders. The doc leaves and EJ swears Samantha will pay.

Back at the Hernandez Hovel, Rafe says he thinks EJ got to Sami. Sami agrees and figures she shouldn't have made threats. Rafe drops the bomb that he's resigned from the FBI. America is safe again, folks. He says now he has no conflict of interest and Sami can tell him anything.

Hope runs back to the infirmary. The Bitch-ho' tells her April isn't back yet. She insists Hope really helped her. Hope worries that April isn't out of surgery yet. Bitch-ho' tells her April died.

Phillip finally shows up at Chloe's. He tells her Mel is going to tell.

Melanie finds Daniel in the Kiriakis den.

EJ is on the phone saying he'll be released, "Rafe has no idea. I can't wait until I get the proof and his world will fall down around him."

Rafe tells Sami, "Now what happens in the Hovel stays in the Hovel." Sami insists Rafe doesn't have to protect Will, and also says it's been hard for her to keep things from him. She can't believe he quit his job for her, and how they get to move to a bigger dump.

Sami insists Will didn't shoot EJ, "It's not because of Will, but because of me. I am the one who shot EJ."

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