The Age Old Question — Was It Good For You?

Unfortunately, our satellite equipment is still on the fritz. Until we can get things resolved, I'll post a short recap of the broadcast after the show airs in the US.

Update: Norris the satellite repairman & his band of biker chicks are rolling in this afternoon to work on our setup. Hope I have enough beer on stock...

Sami and Rafe are in the Hernandez hovel as Rafe tries to pry the truth out of Sami. Rafe swears Sami can tell him the truth. Sami says she knows that, but it'll take all the kings horses and all the kings men to get it out of her before Christmas.

Roman comes into EJ's room wanting to know about the shooting.

Nicole and Brady go at it hot and heavy in the mausoleum.

Brady is ready to get hotter and heavier so he suggests they should go somewhere else.

Stammerin' Sami stutters. She flashes back to the shooting and repeats what we already know, she wants to tell Rafe everything. Then she'll get around to telling him about the shooting.

Brady and Nicole are half... two-thirds... three quarters... naked and panting like an unoiled steam engine on full throttle. The little sign at the top of the screen changes from TV-14 to TV Holy-Cow.

Guess what Sami wants to do. She wants to tell Rafe everything... But can't. Not yet, anyway, the viewers haven't suffered enough.

Roman wants Stefano out. Stefano thinks Roman can't be impartial. EJ tells Stefano to go so he can set the record straight. Stefano leaves. Roman taunts, "How much do you remember?"

"Everything," says EJ, Unless you're talking about the night of the shooting."

Adrienne joins Justin at the pub. Justin is on the phone with Victor. Justin's about this far from having a stroke. He hangs up, "Victor makes Henry VIII sound reasonable."

"Henry had six wives so Victor is catching up," says Adrienne. They talk about Vivian being "incommunicado."

Brady and Nicole cuddle. Brady gives a crazed look just like Jack Nicholson in the shining right before the ax crashed through the door. Lemony Nicolet thinks her day has been a series of unfortunate events, "Except for this." She wonders if she should back off, "So I'll ask the age old question. Was it good for you?"

EJ says he remembers Roman being irritating at the wedding, "After that it gets a little crazy."

Roman recalls the conversation he had at Sami's place and wonders what happened after the wedding. EJ says he was the happiest man in the world. Bullets through the brain can do that to you.

Sami hyperventilates like a drunk named Brady and a slut named Nicole in bed. Arianna and NuGabi show up.

Justin tells Adrienne she would have loved to be at Victor and Vivian's wedding. Justin says he thinks Victor is lucky, "The divorce is an inconvenience to him. It hurts like hell when you divorce someone you really love, and she takes you for every red cent you have."

I know you were on the edge of your seat, but, yes, it was good for Brady. "What just happened here," asks Nicole. If she doesn't know, maybe it wasn't so good for her. Brady says he's had a bad couple days and then a beautiful woman came to him and wanted to help him. He also ran into Nicole. Brady says he is so glad she came back into his life and Nicole buys it. They cuddle and Brady stares like a bull right before the matador takes a horn where the sun don' shine.

Sami asks Arianna and NuGabi to stay.

EJ says he remembers everything. He huffs and puffs and his machines scream.

Justin gets a call and tells the person on the other end he can't leave. He says he's with a client and that tees Adrienne off, "I thought we were talking about us, not a client."

Brady turns away from Nicole and imagines he sees Vivian, who tells him he's in a lot of trouble. He pops out of it, "That was the worst visual ever."

Arianna decides it's not a good time and starts to drag NuGabi out. Gabi sees the Green Mountain Lodge brochure and figures Sami and Rafe are going there go get married.

Roman tells Lexie and Stefano EJ never said who shot him. He asks if EJ could have intentionally made the machines go crazy. Lexie gives Roman both barrels.

Back in his room. EJ kicks back and chuckles, "Did you really think I was going to spill my guts, Roman? I will make sure justice is served my way."

Vivian wishes Nicole would have called the police.

Brady gets off the phone and says there is something he has to do, now that he's already done Nicole. He asks her to stay. She hides his bluetooth as he leaves.

EJ insinuates if he just thinks about Samantha and Hernandez he can make his machines go off. Stefano thinks he's taking a big risk doing that. He says he thinks EJ's plan is flawed. "It isn't a plan," says EJ, "Plans are for wimps."

Rafe tells Arianna he and Sami are getting married ASAP. Arianna worries about what that would do to EJ. Rafe rants that they aren't putting their lives on hold because EJ is so fragile.

Brady is in the crypt with workmen who have delivered 'Sparkles.' they leave and Brady tells 'Sparky' she's home.

Nicole runs to the Kiriakis mansion and asks for Brady. Henderson says he's not there. Nicole walks into the den and hails Vivian on the bluetooth. Viv flips the picture and is surprised to find Brady there, "What's he up to?"

"Stay tuned and find out," says Nicole.

Arianna attacks Sami for trying to take EJ off life support. Sami blows up and defends herself.

Your actions speak louder than words unless you're Sami Brady.

Things degenerate and Rafe says they're not telling EJ about their nuptials until after the wedding.

EJ wants proof that either Samantha or William tried to kill him, "Hernandez and Samantha are not going to live happily ever after."

Stefano says, "I'm sure that won't make the Heranthas very happy." He wonders where Giovanni and Sydney figure in to this.

"I'm going to make sure they never see Hernandez or their mother again," says EJ.

The Gabster thinks Sami and Rafe running off together is romantic. Arianna thinks whoever shot EJ needs to pay.

Vivian tells Nicole Brady is with Isabella's coffin.

"He got her back from the pet cemetery," says Nicole, "You're roomies!" She says she'll help Vivian, but in her timeframe, not Vivian's.

Vivian can't stand looking at Brady any more and she shuts off her monitor, "Neanderthal!"

"He's a loving caring neanderthal," says Nicole.

Vivian suddenly realizes, "OMG, I thought you seduced him, but he seduced you."

Brady tells Izzy, "I screwed up." 'Up' must be Nicole's nickname. He thinks he's more like Vivian than Isabella.

Rafe and Sami are alone. Rafe says he doesn't want to know any more because once they're married he can't be forced to disclose anything he finds out about her. EJ calls. He thanks Sami for bringing the kids in and says he wants to see them again. He tells her he had another seizure, "I don't want you to worry, though... you do worry, don't you?"

"Of course I do."

EJ says they'll all be a happy family soon. Sami remembers she has to take Johnny to the park and hangs up. She tells Rafe she wants EJ to know that she knows what he did to her. And she wants Rafe to know that she wants EJ to know that Sami knows that and that that EJ doesn't know she wants Rafe to know but still knows...

EJ thinks it's getting harder for Sami to maintain the charade, "Once I find out if it was you or your lame son who shot me, it will be over." Arianna drops in.

Nicole tells Vivian she will never realize what she and Brady have. Vivian calls Nicole a washed up porn star. She takes it back when she realizes she just insulted her ticket out of the sarcophagus. Nicole tells Vivian she is where she should be... forever.

Brady talks to Izzy. Izzy doesn't have much to say. Justin shows up.

Arianna has brought EJ a book, and tells him she can't stay. EJ says he looks forward to her next visit, because he has a lot to talk to her about.

Sami says she doesn't deserve Rafe. Rafe tells her it's the other way around. Let me settle this. They deserve each other. He kisses her and Sami leaves.

Inside, Rafe says, "OK, so she knows Will shot EJ. Now we gotta figure a way to get the kid off the hook." Translation: We gotta get Rafe a clue about figuring out who did what.

Outside, Sami stares, "I'm never gonna tell you Rafe, not even after we're married." Translation: Maybe she wasn't really serious when she said they'd nave no secrets.

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