Dead Or Alive Scorecard
| Unfortunately, we've lost the DOOL satellite, perhaps permanently. While everyone who uses the feed is continuing to assess the situation, I am, in conjunction with Barb at the Salem Spectator, asking for a Canadian reader, or someone in the US who can receive the Canadian broadcast, to help by recording and uploading the show. That way, our blogs will remain at least a bit ahead in the US. If you think you can help Prevuze and other blogs, please contact me at prevuze@gmail.com. Thanks. |
We've had volunteers and might be making progress on getting the Canadian feed, but nothing concrete yet. If you can help, please let us know. Even if we were getting the feed on a regular basis right now, we still need backup because as we have learned, things tend to go wrong on occasion.
In the meantime, here's your quick DOOL dead-or-alive-scorecard:
Isabella – Still dead
Pookie – Dead and buried
Vivian – Buried, not dead
Arianna – Still alive... at least the parts of her they've found are still alive.
Mickey Horton – Dead, but they can't find his grave.
Chloe and Daniel's relationship – Still alive but only because Daniel is taking massive doses of the miracle drug Cluehavenone.
Phillip and Melanie's relationship – Still alive but doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Bo and Carly's relationship – Alive and having fun, fun, fun now that Daddy took the jailbird away.
Nathan and Stephanie's relationship – The relationship is alive, the participants are brain-dead.
Sami and Rafe's relationship – No sign of brain activity but lots of activity of another kind.
Sami and EJ's relationship – No sign of brain activity here either, but that my change once they find the missing half of EJ's brain she blew out.
Brady and Nicole's relationship – Inversely proportional to whether Vivian is dead-or-alive.
Victor and Vivian's relationship – DOA.
Victor and Maggie's relationship – Victor thinks it's alive, Maggie thinks it's dead.
Lexie – Alive, but you can't say the same for most of her patients.
Sparkles – Dead, but now is a zombie terrorizing northern Idaho posing as Bigfoot.
DOOL Writers – Brain-dead; just pull the plug and put us out of our misery.
DOOL Satellite – Still dead.
Your weekend – Alive and well.
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Just wanted to let you know I appreciate all that you and others are doing to try to resurrect the day ahead recap. I take my snark any way I can get it, whether it's the day before, the day of, a few days later. Since it is physically impossible for me to actually watch this drivel, I highly depend on the kindness of others (Prevuze) to keep me up with the goings on in our favorite little town that has it's own international airport and is convenient to all ports of call, not to mention downtown Europe. If you are taking a poll, put me down for getting Prevuze any way I can. Change the name to Postvuze if you have to, just keep the snark coming.
-Cookie-
PS, work verification is morse-as in keep morse Prevuze coming.
I completely agree with you, Cookie! When I read Prevuze in the afternoon now I still haven't seen that day's show so it's still a Pre-vuze to me.
I enjoyed the scorecard. Let's not for get Pard - his last relationship with - - anyone - - is so dead it was buried with the Sphinx.
Great way to start the weekend, Prevuze. Get out there and have some fun everyone. :D
Forgot Steve and Kayla - relationship status:alive Kala: alive and well. We don't know the whereabouts of Steve in Bora-Bora(but I suspect if he's still on a mission to investigate the local strip clubs) when Kayla gets back home, their ralationship or Steve's existance might as well be dead!
Have a happy week-end everyone :)
Wonderful news about an almost solution to the Prevuze feed problem. Of course, I'm so behind I still haven't gotten to yesterday's post. It literally will be a post-show Prevuze Previews for me.
And thanks for the bonus - a great scorecard.
My favorite - Phil & Melanie whose relationship "doesn't have a leg to stand on". Ba-dum-dump. Prevuze, a yuck a minutes.
Are we certain Shawn Brady was no where near Prevuze's satellite dish?
Rant time. First Thank you Prevuze I love u.
On Friday we have Sami so busy trying to cover her butt she is lying to her knight in shining armour (gag me) again. Once more a mother who keeps saying trying to protect my kids, is getting her teenage son more involved in her attempted murder. Will felt so guilty and was blaming himself for Ari's accident . Than mother of the year comes along and convinces him otherwise. Why? To once again save her lying, sneaky, trashy a$*. She was even going to kill Ari earlier had she reached that marble paper weight or whatever it was.
Than at the hospital instead of being there for the supposedly love of her life, she lies saying she is going to check on her kids when she was actually going to the scene of the accident to try and find the tape. Than we have Mr FBI who turned on his sister before the accident because she wouldn't help him cover Sami's stinking behind. It was awful. Asking her to lie and not be honest and he is to be such a good guy. GMAB. What kind of brother treats his sister so badly?
I hope the SAFE fans are enjoying this relationship built in blood.
Then November sweeps we are to have a touching SAFE wedding in the woods. ROFLMAO on that one. How could it be touching when it is rushed so they do not have to tell the truth about Sami's attempted murder?
I feel sorry for Will he is going to feel the blunt of this big time. He will be guilt ridden and no telling what else. But SAFE will be too busy boinking to notice or even care what he is going through.
Yup I am positive SAFE will be celebrating in the bedroom how they pulled it off. (What turned me 100% against SAFE was New Years when Syd was missing and they celebrated drinking champagne and doing you know what.
Their "love" in the beginning was built from deceit lies, blood and betrayal.
Do I think Rafe will feel guilty or any remorse that his sister died because of Sami? Nope cause he'll be too busy boinking Sami. Geez it seems that is all they do.
If I was a SAFE fan seeing them going at it in 90% of their scenes is not romantic. It's soft porn.
It speaks volumes to me that SAFE can not carry a s/l if not between the sheets or without EJ in it.
I hope Ari's dying wish to EJ is to get Rafe away from Sami. He can use Nicole or it could be to get Brady away from Nicole. I think Nicole will give EJ the tape so he can get custody of the kids. But she will make him let her see Syd. If Ari's wish is to get Brady away from Nicole, Ej will probably have Nicole leave Brady and marry him. She will get to be a full time mom to Syd and Johnny and out of Brady's life.
Either way once EJ gets those kids (and he will) it won't be long before Sami will come crawling back to him. Especially if Nicole is raising her kids. If she does I hope EJ kicks her a$@ to the curb.
Send her back to Mr boring who will probably dump her like yesterday's trash since she won't have EJ's kids. His obession with them is really creepy.
When I think of SAFE it brings the following to my mind:
Boring, lies, blood on their hands, secrets, putting a teenager in jeopardy of going to prison, what a great pair of pathetic losers they are. Such a great start to a marriage.
Sami has done some bad things in the past and they did not get worse when Ej came into her life. But the things she did got worse when Rafe came into her life.
Rafe we know nothing about except that he's an FBI agent whose fiance died on their wedding day and who wants Sami so he can raise EJ's kids.
After all SAFE has done even if I was a fan, I wouldn't be one now. How can two heartless lying people like that be a rooting couple is beyond me. What they are doing is worse than anything I have ever seen on a soap. I really hope all the Safe fans are getting their wish.
I thinks it's morbid but that's my opinion.
Done ranting. Have a great weekend everyone.
Rant time. First Thank you Prevuze I love u.
On Friday we have Sami so busy trying to cover her butt she is lying to her knight in shining armour (gag me) again. Once more a mother who keeps saying trying to protect my kids, is getting her teenage son more involved in her attempted murder. Will felt so guilty and was blaming himself for Ari's accident . Than mother of the year comes along and convinces him otherwise. Why? To once again save her lying, sneaky, trashy a$*. She was even going to kill Ari earlier had she reached that marble paper weight or whatever it was.
Than at the hospital instead of being there for the supposedly love of her life, she lies saying she is going to check on her kids when she was actually going to the scene of the accident to try and find the tape. Than we have Mr FBI who turned on his sister before the accident because she wouldn't help him cover Sami's stinking behind. It was awful. Asking her to lie and not be honest and he is to be such a good guy. GMAB. What kind of brother treats his sister so badly?
I hope the SAFE fans are enjoying this relationship built in blood.
Then November sweeps we are to have a touching SAFE wedding in the woods. ROFLMAO on that one. How could it be touching when it is rushed so they do not have to tell the truth about Sami's attempted murder?
I feel sorry for Will he is going to feel the blunt of this big time. He will be guilt ridden and no telling what else. But SAFE will be too busy boinking to notice or even care what he is going through.
Yup I am positive SAFE will be celebrating in the bedroom how they pulled it off. (What turned me 100% against SAFE was New Years when Syd was missing and they celebrated drinking champagne and doing you know what.
Their "love" in the beginning was built from deceit lies, blood and betrayal.
Do I think Rafe will feel guilty or any remorse that his sister died because of Sami? Nope cause he'll be too busy boinking Sami. Geez it seems that is all they do.
If I was a SAFE fan seeing them going at it in 90% of their scenes is not romantic. It's soft porn.
It speaks volumes to me that SAFE can not carry a s/l if not between the sheets or without EJ in it.
I hope Ari's dying wish to EJ is to get Rafe away from Sami. He can use Nicole or it could be to get Brady away from Nicole. I think Nicole will give EJ the tape so he can get custody of the kids. But she will make him let her see Syd. If Ari's wish is to get Brady away from Nicole, Ej will probably have Nicole leave Brady and marry him. She will get to be a full time mom to Syd and Johnny and out of Brady's life.
Either way once EJ gets those kids (and he will) it won't be long before Sami will come crawling back to him. Especially if Nicole is raising her kids. If she does I hope EJ kicks her a$@ to the curb.
Send her back to Mr boring who will probably dump her like yesterday's trash since she won't have EJ's kids. His obession with them is really creepy.
When I think of SAFE it brings the following to my mind:
Boring, lies, blood on their hands, secrets, putting a teenager in jeopardy of going to prison, what a great pair of pathetic losers they are. Such a great start to a marriage.
Sami has done some bad things in the past and they did not get worse when Ej came into her life. But the things she did got worse when Rafe came into her life.
Rafe we know nothing about except that he's an FBI agent whose fiance died on their wedding day and who wants Sami so he can raise EJ's kids.
After all SAFE has done even if I was a fan, I wouldn't be one now. How can two heartless lying people like that be a rooting couple is beyond me. What they are doing is worse than anything I have ever seen on a soap. I really hope all the Safe fans are getting their wish.
I thinks it's morbid but that's my opinion.
Done ranting. Have a great weekend everyone.
I think Lexie's should say she's alive and her patients are alive but she's pronounced them dead. she has a habit of that.
As for the one reader who commented on Steve and Kayla I think its Steve is presumed to be alive, Kayla is alive for at least a few more weeks then she will be persumed alive again until she resurfaces again this winter (she has already said she is doing another stint in the winter).
I so hope Ari's dying wish is "Find out who ran me over". She needs some justice. Although I think the only way she gets true justice is if someone runs Sami down several times.
My fave Prevuzism was:
Nathan and Stephanie's relationship – The relationship is alive, the participants are brain-dead.
lmao, too true.
Word Verification: Saileg; as in, "Shawn and Belle are still saileg around the world, or so they think; with zero sense of direction between the two of them, who knows where they really are"
What turned me 100% against SAFE was New Years when Syd was missing and they celebrated drinking champagne and doing you know what.
Uh... uh... OH, YEAH I REMEMBER! They watched Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve.
For the anonymous that double posted - IT'S A SHOW!!!!! You sound like you're taking everything personally - they are actors, it is not real!! Find some humour it the lunacy of SAFE.
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