She Hates Everyone — I've Trained Her Well

Sami and Rafe are at the pier. Sami tells him Will is OK and they don't have to worry about him any more.

Ian tells Stephanie how it is that Daniel couldn't possibly know the results were switched. Kayla walks in and overhears.

Carly paces outside the pub and stares, "You did the right thing for Daniel, Melanie and Chloe. Just make sure it stays that way." She calls Chloe and leaves a message.

Nicole whines and says she knew she someday would destroy the one real friendship she had, "Can't you forgive and forget?"

"I'm better at holding a grudge and remembering," says Chloe.

"Think about it," begs Nicole, "Please don't turn your back on me like Brady did."

Chloe says, "I don't have the right to judge you..."

Nicole says, "But you don't think I'm good enough for Brady."

"That's right," says the formerly non-judgmental Chloe.

Brady comes into the crypt. He says he thinks the people of Salem will throw him a parade for this, "I'll be celebrated. I might even get nominated for some Noble Prize. For drinking, maybe.

Vivian insists, "I am ultimately invincible and will turn the tables on you. Then what will you do? Kill me?"

Rafe doesn't get it. Sami says Kate called and said Stefano doesn't suspect Will anymore. Rafe rains on her parade, "This isn't good news if Will really did shoot EJ."

EJ huffs and puffs as his machines beep, "Samantha... I need to see Samantha." Arianna tells him to calm down. And reconsider.

Carly continues giving the longest phone message in history. Nathan comes up. Carly changes her tune and starts talking about the shower, the gift she gave, Daniel and it all becomes a rambling mess. When she finally hangs up, Nathan notes she mentioned Daniel. "I'm just happy for him," says Carly, "Daniel feels like the luckiest man in the world with Chloe."

"He's not the only one who got lucky with Clhoe ," says Nathan. He badmouths Chloe as Daniel walks up.

Rafe wonders how Sami knows Kate is telling the truth, "I think that Will is gonna become a prime suspect... Unless someone else takes his place."

Arianna rushes back into EJ's room with Lexie.

EJ moans, "My head..." Lexie tells him to calm down.

EJ asks for Samantha, "Where is my wife?"

"Out reloading her pistol."

Brady tells Vivian to relax, "I'm not like you. I don't kill people. Until after I bury them." Vivian rants about her conditions inside the sarcophagus. Brady tells her to shut up, "This is what you were going to do to Maggie."

Vivian whines, "What are you going to do to me?"

"It's all about you, isn't it Viv?"

Rafe tells Sami they have to face the reality that Will's alibi isn't that strong, "Unless there is something you're not telling me."

Sami decides to come clean. This is where it all comes out, "Rafe..."

Oops... phonus interruptus. It's Arianna. Rafe answers and she asks him to get to the hospital with Sami. Rafe hangs up and tells her EJ is waking up. The viewers, on the other hand...

Lexie asks, "Do you know who I am.

EJ goes into full blown panic, "OMG! You're my sister! Get me a real doctor! What happened?"

"You tell me," says Lexie.

"I was getting married," says EJ, "Where is Samantha? Where is my wife?"

Stephanie introduces Ian. Nice-ta-meetchas all around. Ian leaves. Kayla grills Stephanie about the test. Stephanie stammers. Kayla presses and gives Stephanie her serious-mom voice, "Come clean with me, Stephanie Johnson. What could Daniel do that would be so important to you."

"I wish I was in the dark about this like Daniel," says Stephanie.

Nathan wants to explain what he and Carly were talking about, but Daniel says, "We're all entitled to our opinions." Carly's instincts about self preservation kick in and she leaves. Nathan says he's sorry Daniel heard that. Daniel says he isn't surprised and it's not the first time Nathan has been hostile to Chloe, "What is the problem, Nathan? What is it that you have against Chloe?"

Nicole whines, "So this is it? Our friendship is over?"

Chloe whines back, "No... It's just... I don't feel safe with you any more." Nicole admits she screwed up and apologizes. "Maybe this is why you're alone now," says Chloe.

Nicole ramps up the whinerator, "So are you saying nobody loves me? It's a lie."

"Is it," asks Chloe, "I can't think of a friend you have right now."

Nicole thanks her for her candor, "But I know where there is someone who loves me and I'm going there right now." She storms out.

Lexie comes out into the waiting area and says EJ is out of the coma. Sami gives a halfhearted, "Thank God." Lexie says EJ wants to see her.

Vivian zones out. Brady runs through the lives that have improved with her being insarcophago, "The only person I haven't been able to keep from being sacrificed on the altar of sickness of yours is my mom."

"Your mom is resting comfortably," insists Vivian.

"I should finish you off right now," growls Brady.

"If you're going to do it, then do it," screams Vivian, "Put your money where your mouth is."

We pan out from the bone-shaped tombstone reading "Pookie."

Nicole bawls, "You loved me. Didn't you? You never judged me or turned your back on me. You did, however, leave a few messes for me to clean up. I've lost everyone. Why did I have to lose you? Why did you leave me?"

We have a flashback to Chloe, Nicole and Pookie. "She hates me," says Chloe.

"She hates everyone — I've trained her well," says Nicole.

Nicole cries, "You died of a broken heart when I was in prison. I'm so sorry. Now I'm all alone and I will be for all the Days Of Our Lives."

Sami wonders if this isn't a good time to go see EJ. Lexie says EJ was adamant and tells her just to stay calm. Lexie escorts her into EJ's room.

Rafe asks Arianna if she talked to him. "A little," says Arianna, "I think he's having time issues. He thinks Sami is his wife."

"Well, I'll go clear that up," says macho-man. He walks into EJ's room.

EJ sees Rafe and sighs, "You..."

Rafe growls, "What the hell kind of game you playing now, DiMera?"

Stephanie asks, "Remember when you came back before and I said I was worried about Phillip doing things?"

"Yes," says Kayla, "What did he do?"

"Chloe. Her baby is Phillip's. It's a total nightmare. Daniel, Phillip and Chloe don't know about it."

Carly arrives at Chloe's place. She says they have to make sure Nicole keeps quiet. Chloe says Nicole has sworn she will never blab again. Chloe is worried about Carly because of everything she has risked to keep the secret. Carly says she's worried about Daniel and thinks the two of them are meant to be together, "You know the old saying, cheating sleazebags of a feather flock together." Chloe asks who interrupted her when she left the phone message.

Nathan insists he has nothing against Chloe. Daniel says he owes Nathan for his help with coma-Chloe, "But I also know what happened with you and Melanie, and you clearly dislike the woman I love."

"I don't dislike Chloe," says Nathan, "It's what she did."

"What did she do," asks Daniel.

"Phillip."

EJ asks why he's in there. Rafe chuckles because people having their brains blown out is just about the funniest thing ever, "OK, I'll tell you."

Nicole gets up as Mortimer walks up and introduces himself as the director at the cemetery.

Nicole is confused, "It's a cemetery... What do you direct?"

"Actually," says Mortimer, "There is nothing to direct. It's kind of like being a director on DOOL." He says Nicole looks as if she's in distress. Nicole says she's not OK and wants to be alone. Mortimer says he thinks part of the pet stays with a person once the pet is gone. Nicole doesn't agree, "Except I have found a few little surprises Pookie left on the rug that I didn't find before." She searches for her sunglasses, can't find them, blows up and leaves.

Brady laughs. Vivian wants to know what's so funny. Brady says he's not stupid enough to lift the lid and let her scream for help. He says he has a more pressing matter, "Getting back my mother." He leaves.

Daniel wants to know what Nathan is talking about, "You mean the affair I had with Chloe when she was married to Lucas? I'm not proud of what we did, but she and Lucas were just wrong for each other. She is in no way to blame for that and you are judging her." So much for, 'It takes two to tango.'

Stephanie tells Kayla about hacking into the hospital computer. Kayla lectures and points out that was illegal. Stephanie defends herself, "If Melanie and Phillip divorced, Nathan would run to Melanie and once again she'd ruin my life." She tells Kayla about how they found the results were switched, "It wasn't Phillip, Chloe or Daniel, I don't know who else would want to switch them."

Kayla's cup of anger overfloweth, "IT DOESN'T MATTER AND YOU KNOW IT!"

EJ sighs, "OK, tell me what happened." Before Rafe can launch into things, Lexie barges in and drags him out. Arianna comes in, followed by the participants in the Salem Founder's Day Parade.

Outside, Lexie says she won't have Rafe doing that. He says he won't go back in. Lexie tells Sami to remain calm when she's in with EJ. Sami refuses to go in, "If he sees me he'll get upset, unless I'm unarmed."

"Why are you so sure of that," asks Lexie.

Mortimer asks how he can help Brady. Brady says his pet orangutan was interred there. "Oh, yes," gushes Mortimer, "Sparkles is right over there."

"It was a big mistake," says Brady, "I need Sparkles dug up and moved."

Mortimer is mortified, "Butbutbut... she's in a lovely spot."

Brady loses his patience, "You're not listening. I want her out of here... NOW!"

Carly says, "It was Nathan."

"Ooh," gasps Nicole, "That name is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me."

Carly makes one of her uber-sharp observations, "It's clear you don't like each other. He doesn't think you're good enough for Daniel and... OOOHHHHH MMMYYYY GGOOOOODDDD!"

Kayla says whoever switched the results did a terrible thing and it needs to be fixed. Stephanie runs off the rails, "Don't you understand what that would do to..."

"ME!"

Kayla tries to reason, "This is a serious deception with serious repercussions."

Stephanie becomes a one-gal demolition crew, "What about the problems it would cause..."

"ME!"

"If Melanie leaves Phillip, then Nathan Will run to her and leave..."

"ME!"

"Then he isn't worth keeping," says Kayla, "How did you become so desperate and insecure?" (For what it's worth, I blame the parents.)

"I AM NOT DESPERATE," insists Stephanie. She runs out in desperation.

EJ says, "You can't stand the fact Samantha and I are married."

Arianna says, "I think I should have her talk to you." EJ wants to see Samantha now.

Arianna comes out as Sami continues to insist she won't go in. Arianna tells her EJ only remembers up to a certain point in the ceremony.

Rafe butts in, "I don't believe a word of it."

Carly asks, "The man you slept with... was it Nathan?"

Nathan wanders at the pier and calls Stephanie. He gets her voice mail, "I think I screwed up pretty bad."

Stephanie stands behind him, "Me too."

Daniel arrives at Stephanie's apartment. He finds Kayla, hugs her and says, "I assume you're here for Hope."

"It's not the only reason," says Kayla, "Can I talk to you?"

Mortimer says Sparkles is in good hands. Brady gets in his face, "Are you for real?" Nicole walks up as Brady insists on digging up 'Sparkles.'

Mort agrees, "I have an iguana funeral in two hours. I'll see what I can do."

Rafe tells Sami she doesn't have to go in. Lexie suggests Rafe butt out and let Sami decide. Sami decides. She says she will go in. as she heads for the door, Lexie reminds her to take off her engagement ring. Sami takes it off and walks in.

EJ stares. Sami flashes back to the shooting. We come back to EJ staring at her. Sami stares back. The camera flips back to EJ. Back to Sami. EJ... Sami... EJ... Sami... EJ... Sami...

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