Thursday, July 08, 2010

Shoes And Screws

Nicole strolls through the woods and ponders. She remembers hearing Stefano and EJ's conversation, "I can't believe I didn't see it. EJ is evil. Pure evil. And it's time for him to pay for his sins."

Daniel rings the bell at the Kiriakis mansion. Victor answers. Daniel holds a box and grins. "This can't be trick or treat," says Victor, "Halloween is months away."

Carly calls Chloe and asks how she's feeling. "Peachy," says Chloe, "Or I will be if you keep your mouth shut. Just let Daniel and me be happy."

Melanie and Phillip are at the hospital. Melanie drug him there so she could pick something up. She runs off to get it. Phillip stares at his phone, "Chloe why don't you call me back?" Stephanie walks up behind him and scares the bejabbers out of him. Phillip's phone goes flying.

Nathan and Caroline are together in the pub. Nathan is helping her with the paperwork she has to fill out because Caroline has decided to volunteer at the hospital. Maggie walks up to them and Nathan makes the big announcement about Caroline becoming a volunteer. Caroline turns to Maggie, "Someone has to pick up your slack." She also shows Maggie her copy of the book, 'How To Win Friends And Influence People.'

Nicole calls EJ, "What the hell is the matter with you" I knew you were a disgusting, heartless creep but you have outdone yourself"

Carly wants to finish the conversation in person, so Chloe invites her over for tea and insults.

Carly gets off the phone and finds Kate there. Kate asks what's up.

Nicole rants at EJ, "You've been putting the screws to me, and I'm putting you on notice. The shoe's on the other foot!"

"Shoes and screws," repeats EJ, "I'm tired of your mixed metaphors."

He hangs up but Nicole calls back, "Don't hang up unless you want your entire life to go up in smoke."

Carly tells Kate Vivian is a sicko. Kate says she has no sympathy for Chloe after the nightmare Chloe put her son's through, "When it comes to Chloe Daniel is an idiot. He deserved better. Me for example."

Phillip texts. Stephanie snoops. Phillip starts to go, "If you're looking for a fight look elsewhere." Stephanie stops him, "I know you and I know you're hiding something." Phillip sighs.

"If you know me that well," says Phillip, "you'll know I'm about to tell you to stay away."

Nicole says she wants to meet with EJ. He agrees and they decide to meet at...

POP QUIZ!

The place EJ and Nicole decide to meet is:

a) The pier
b) The pier
c) The pier
d) The pier
e) All of the above
f) None of the above

If you answered a, b, c, d or e, go to the head of the class. If your answer was "F," that's your grade.


Stephanie thinks that sounded like a threat. Melanie joins them and asks if there is a problem. No problem, just threats. Stephanie says she's there to meet Nathan for his day off. Melanie says she and Phillip have a day off too. Stephanie leaves. Phillip tells Melanie Stephanie is jealous because he loves her more than he ever loved Stephanie. That calls for sloppy kisses in public.

Maggie takes offense at the 'slack' remark. Caroline backpedals. Maggie asks for a moment alone. Nathan, afraid of getting caught up in the crossfire, leaves. Maggie unloads. She says she thinks Caroline is being hostile, "What are you so angry about?"

Caroline tires to back away from the argument, but Maggie presses. "All right, fine," screams Caroline, "You ignored my advice about Victor. You can't stay away from him. What is going on between the two of you? What are you doing with that man?" Do any people in Salem mind their own business?

Daniel says he's there to find something. He doesn't want Victor's advice when it comes to Chloe. He says, "When my parents died and I lost Rebecca, you were (say it with him) there for me. You got me through it. And now after a few false starts, I'm finally starting to make a life with Chloe. I want you to give her a chance."

Victor gives a noncommittal answer, "From your mouth to God's ear."
Daniel leaves with his box. On the way out, Ciara asks if there are wallets inside it.

Carly says she thinks Kate is being unfair and disrespectful to Daniel. Kate says Chloe is dangerous. She advises Carly not to get involved with Chloe's life. They part.

Daniel arrives back at his apartment. Chloe comes out and Daniel tells her he went through his parent's stuff. He opens the mystery box and shows her a christening gown.

"It's too small for me," says Chloe, "But I think we can have it re-sized."

Daniel says, "I was hoping we could have our child christened in this."

Chloe asks, "Isn't it a little disrespectful to christen a kid in a box? I can't wait for the baby, but I'm just afraid it's not going to happen. Tell me it will be OK."

Nathan and Stephanie are at the beach. Nathan fixes the mimosas. Stephanie asks about Caroline. Nathan doesn't want to talk about Caroline right now. He kisses her as Melanie and Phillip giggle up. Stares.

Daniel says he understands Chloe's fears. Chloe is still worried. Daniel assures her the baby will be fine. He wonders if he has spooked her with the gown. Chloe insists not and hugs him. They express their undying love and move in on each other. Alas, Daniel says he has to go. He turns and opens the door...

CARLY!

EJ meets Nicole at the pier, "Whats' so urgent?"

"I've been up all night trying to decide what to do with something," says Nicole, "It's a bomb." EJ tells her where he'd like to see her put it before it explodes. "If you use a bomb against a DiMera," says Nicole, "it could blow back up in your face. I'm still scared but to hell with it."

"Good," snorts EJ, "You just do it." He starts to go. She stops him. EJ asks, "What's gotten into you?"

"I am in the drivers' seat now," says Nicole, "I hold all the cards from now on. And the metaphors."

Maggie is indignant. Caroline is skeptical. She says Maggie can't trust Victor. Maggie claims they are just friends and their meeting there at the pub is business. Caroline doesn't buy it. Maggie says, "Even if it were a rendezvous I don't see how it concerns you."

"It's my pub."

"It's my rendezvous," says Maggie, "Besides, He's married. How could something be going on?"

"The whole town knows the marriage is a sham," says Caroline.

Maggie is exasperated, "Why are you angry with me?"

Victor walks up, "It's me She's angry with."

Daniel whispers his thanks to Carly for coming to see Chloe, and leaves. Chloe asks what Daniel said. Carly tells her, "He thanked me for coming. He thinks I'm here to smooth things over with you."

Chloe asks, "You're really here to destroy me, aren't you?"

Carly asks, "How can you destroy a train wreck? "

Phillip and Melanie debate whether to go or stay, and decide to stay.

Nicole and EJ argue. Nicole says EJ has pushed her to this point, "I did what I had to do to protect myself and now look where we are."

"Right," says EJ, "Let's look — You faked a pregnancy, then kidnapped my daughter and lied and got eight seconds in prison. You are a dangerous sociopath."

"You have outdone me," says Nicole, "when it comes to being a sociopath, dangerous, cruel, sick."

Phillip and Melanie do a 180° and decide to go do something else. They head off. "Just what I like," says Stephanie.

Nathan brushes it off, "It's a small town. With an international airport." Nathan asks if something happened at the hospital.

Stephanie says Phillip can be arrogant. She turns her attention to Nathan, "And I am with the least arrogant person on earth. Also the sweetest, sexiest, smartest guy with the worst choice in women." Nathan says all that talk turns him on. If that's true the sewage operation at the Salem cesspool would really turn him on.

Carly claims she has never wanted to destroy Chloe, "I'm in no position to throw stones, especially when it comes to popping a kid after a sleazy one-night-stand. I'm an expert."

Chloe turns up the heat on the inwhinerator, "If you keep your mouth shut he won't know." Carly says she found out it was Vivian's hatred that got this all started. "Everything that's happened is Vivian's fault," says Chloe.

Carly says, "Oh, I guess I forgot... she's the one who slept with Phillip."

Carly sees the christening dress and asks what it is. "It's a feather duster," says Chloe, "What does it look like?"

"It's clear now," says Carly, "Everything is clear now."

Maggie says she wants to do this another time. She leaves.

Victor turns to Caroline and growls, "What did you say to her? You stay out of my affairs."

Caroline asks, "Are you threatening me? Bring it on!" She body-slams Victor to the mat and as he tries to get up, she whacks him in the head with a folding chair.

Nicole says she knows EJ never had any evidence on her. He reminds her she actually did kidnap Sydney. She reminds him she did it for love. He reminds her she tricked him into marrying him and love had nothing to do with it. Nicole agrees, "That's true. It was misguided and wrong."

EJ mocks her, "Misguided and wrong? Oh, please, don't go overboard."

"It was wrong," says Nicole, "because you weren't the effort. Now I hate you more than you hate me."

"You hate me more than I hate you," says EJ, "What is this, high school? Why should I care how you feel about me?"

"After what you have done," says Nicole, "you'd better care how I feel. You have lost EVERYTHING!"

Victor says it wasn't a threat. Caroline accuses him of cheating with Maggie, "Women to you are liars or whores or some of them you put on a pedestal and idealize. Like Isabella."

"Like you," says Victor, "Stay out of my life." He walks out. Caroline scowls and stares.

Kate finds Dr. Daniel at the hospital. She asks if Daniel still holds her responsible for Chloe's poisoning and coma. Daniel wonders if they should get into it there. Kate decides not, but decides to stay, "It's tragic and sad how you are deluding yourself and don't see Chloe for what she is."

Carly says she just wants Daniel to be happy. She figures he'll be happiest raising his child with the one he loves. Chloe gives whining her very last measure, "So you're not going to tell? OMG, Carly. Thank you so much!" Hugs.

Melanie and Phillip get back to Maggie's place. Phillip suggests the gym and then lunch. "That sounds good," says Melanie, "except for the gym part."

She leaves to get ready. Phillip remembers he left his card in her gym bag and gets into it, where he finds the 'big sister' t-shirt. He looks at it and wonders.

Nicole says this whole business of EJ having something on her paralyzed her with worry, "So... I broke into the mansion last night and heard you talking to Stefano. Let's see... You talked about Sydney..." The blood drains from EJ's face.

Daniel says, "Anyone with half a mind knows you did it." Which, of course, is why no one in Salem knows Kate did it. Kate apologizes for upsetting him and says Chloe must be doing something right if Vivian is going after her.

"How do you know that," asks Daniel.

"Carly told me," says Kate, "Gotta go." She leaves.

Chloe hugs Carly and says Carly has made her happy. Carly tells her she can only stay silent if the kid is Daniel's. So much for happy-happy Chloe.

Melanie comes back into the kitchen and Phillip asks what the shirt is. Melanie tells him, "Chloe's pregnant. They're going to have a baby." Phillip hyperventilates.

EJ stammers. Nicole rants, "It is over, you sick bastard. Anna stole Sydney because you paid her to." She gives him a little cheek chuck.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm putting you all on notice. If Carly threatens to tell Danny one more time I'm going to scream. Thank you. That is all.

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daniel will not be happy when he will know that Carly knew everything..i don't see some Carniel (Carly/Daniel) soon after the Danloe secret is out..

Ej should just kill Nicole at the PIER. Right now. Problem solved.
We already know the secret will be out, Sami will know only for November sweeps..and this time God help Ej ! lol

Why can't Caroline accept Victor..i am really fed up with people who want other to change, to be "a good person"..accept him or leave him alone Caro !!

5:05 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

“Just let Daniel and me be happy."

Happiness? In Salem? Not only is Chloe incipent, incipient and/or insipid she’s downright delusional. While it does pain me, I must agree with Prevuze that sometimes it’s difficult to decipher some of the mumbled, mangled, and/or mutilated dialogue spoken by the unnamed actor. In his defense, there’s a lot of that going on in Salem. It’s probably a good thing, because the dialogue we can understand is pretty incipent, incipient and/or insipid.

Caroline has decided to volunteer at the hospital.

What?!! Where the heck is she going to find the time? Now that Alice is gone Caroline is the resident babysitter. On top of that, she’s also chief cook and bottle washer for Sami’s picnic “dates”.

“I knew you were a disgusting, heartless creep but you have outdone yourself"

Coming from a disgusting, heartless former porn star, Nicole’s self-righteous tirade doesn’t carry much weight.

"When it comes to Chloe Daniel is an idiot. He deserved better. Me for example."

For Pete’s sake, Daniel is a granny groping horndog. He’s getting what he deserves.

Phillip tells Melanie Stephanie is jealous because he loves her more than he ever loved Stephanie. That calls for sloppy kisses in public.

OMG! Spare me! ZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel leaves with his box. On the way out, Ciara asks if there are wallets inside it.

Excellent Prevuze!!! Very excellent!!!

"It's a bomb." EJ tells her where he'd like to see her put it before it explodes.

Sounds like an appropirate use of a bomb.

Carly says, "Oh, I guess I forgot... she's the one who slept with Phillip."

Coming from Carly, that’s really a low blow. It’s not like Carly is a paragon of virtue.

Nicole rants, "It is over, you sick bastard. Anna stole Sydney because you paid her to."

Anything involving EJ and Nicole is just pure nuttiness. Let’s start with the elevator sex, move on to the fake pregnancy, over to the infamous baby switch, and end with Nicole threatening the scion of the most notorious crime family in Salem. As if! There is no way that Nicole should have any leverage over EJ. Who do the writers think they’re sh@tting? Give me a break! With the garbage she's pulling, Nicole should be landfill.

6:01 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Do any people in Salem mind their own business?

OMG! That was EXACTLY what I made a note about when Stephanie accused Philip of “hiding something” I’m so tired of characters on this show constantly accusing each other of “hiding” things when most times it's plainly none of their freakin’ business. To be a citizen of Salem do you have to sign an affidavit forgoing any rights to a private life?

And if the scene isn’t someone sticking their nose into another person’s business, it’s two people TALKING about other people’s business. I give you the scene between Kate & Carly consisting of nothing but talking about Chlodan.

I'm putting you all on notice. If Carly threatens to tell Danny one more time I'm going to scream. Thank you. That is all.

LOL, Anon #1. And if I'm not screaming with you it's because the constant repitition of this argument has put me in a coma. I don't know how Prevuze stays sane listening to it.

Isn't it interesting that the most engaging love triangle/quadrangle right now isn't Rafe/Same/EJ or Hope/Bo/Carly, but Maggie/Victor/Caroline/Vivian? Caroline's hissy fits over Victor's involvement with Vivian and Maggie are a scream. The usually sweet, demure Maggie gives as good as she gets. And poor, deranged Vivian is no slacker in the zinger department.

Must quit ranting and get back to work. Well done, as usual, Prevuze

6:46 AM  
Anonymous WingNut '75 said...

Carly says, "Oh, I guess I forgot... she's the one who slept with Phillip."

Was that an unitalicized Prevuzism? I didn't think that Carly knew who Chloe had slept with - only that she had had an affair. Somehow I don't see Carly keeping a secret like that from her daughter.

Phillip remembers he left his card in her gym bag and gets into it, where he finds the 'big sister' t-shirt. He looks at it and wonders.

Wonders if it should say "Big Sister" or "Step-Mom"?

8:51 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Carniel

Oooo, I like it. As in "Carniel Knowledge." I'll probably steal it and use it down the road. Thanks.

Coming from Carly, that’s really a low blow. It’s not like Carly is a paragon of virtue.

Oops, my error. That should have been italicized. Still your point is well-taken.

Do any people in Salem mind their own business?

OMG! That was EXACTLY what I made a note about when Stephanie accused Philip of “hiding something” I’m so tired of characters on this show constantly accusing each other of “hiding” things when most times it's plainly none of their freakin’ business.


You seem to have more than a passing interest in this subject. What are you hiding?

I don't know how Prevuze stays sane listening to it.

Sane? You're assuming a bit too much.

Carly says, "Oh, I guess I forgot... she's the one who slept with Phillip."

Was that an unitalicized Prevuzism?


That indeed was an unitalicized Prevuzism. Good catch.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

"I'm tired of your mixed metaphors."...I know, I'm sorry. But that's what a "pain in the ass" does best. They say lightning never strikes twice...It does for Sami!
Here's more proof that nothing is "normal" about Sami. She's gone through this process of chosing between two men in the past...and she obviously made the wrong choice. She's not keen on making the same mistake again.

'Also the sweetest, sexiest, smartest guy with "the worst choice in women"'...And I'm talking about EJ! I must question your sanity if you buy into this lunacy, but then again I often question mine! I have thrown in the romantic towel a long time ago, but because of EJ(nothing to do with the children!) I often question the soundness of my judgement on that matter...although, I must say I'm still scarred by your choice of "elevator sex scenes"!

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

First to the most important business since enquiring minds want to know...when Mellip tromped up to the "beach" (in the Midwest?), is he wearing shorts or a swimsuit so we can see if they even bothered not showing he's got two legs?

I know it's ridiculous to apply any kind of logic to DOOL but this is what Nicole should've done. 1. call Pard, Bo, Abe and Sami and insist on a private meeting. 2. admit you got the taped evidence illegally but even it it's not admissable in court play it for them. It would prove a. there's no evidence she framed Arianna, b. the evil deeds EJ's done, c. that Stefano covered that up, d. that Stefano or both were in on Anna's kidnapping. Thus making Nicole look sweet and innocent, screwing up the DiMera's lives and looking like a pal to the FBI and SPD. Instead we have the ninny blabbing to EJ what she's got on him and you're all correct. He just just bump her off then and there and toss her in the river. OK, rant over since obviously none of it's going to happen.

Applecheeks - another couple I'm actually liking: Hopeless/Dick. (Hick). Since I like the actor playing Dr. Baker and Hopeless is at least more interesting than Hope I think it would be refreshing to get them together. Even when she "wakes up". HA

Great Prevuze and Pictures on this almost-Friday. Thanks!

11:20 AM  

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