Top 10 Reasons Why Nicole Walker Is NOT A Slut
Well, we certainly caused a stir earlier this week when we called Nicole Walker a slut. The reaction from some of our readers was direct, swift and very negative. It gave me pause and as I reflected I regretted the way I had put that, but at least was thankful that I had edited out the part about her having greased panties. Anyway, we've thought this over very carefully and feel it's time for a rare Prevuze statement retraction.
I have to say I really shouldn't have used the term "slut" especially when referring to her beautiful relationship with EJ; one which as I fondly remember its tender beginning, always brings the sound of elevator music to mind for some reason.
So we would like to take this entire posting to remind our readers why our original statement in Thursday's edition is neither fair nor correct. To be succinct, and with apologies to David Letterman, we've compiled the following list of the top ten most compelling reasons why Nicole is not a slut:
10, "Slut" is so 'Nineties.' The new term is "slam hog."
9. Being paid $5 Million to marry Lucas was part of the Government Bailout.
8. When will people learn that having sex for money is NOT the definition of "slut?"
7. Her pre-nup with Victor specifically stated electrocution trumped annoying little sexual escapades.
6. The difference between porn and art is a fine line, or at least a Misty Circle.
5. A one-night-stand with Roman Brady doesn't count as sex.
4. Always remember... All porn stars are sluts, but not all sluts are porn stars. Oops... waitaminute... forget that one.
3. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she lived in a hotel room in order to save time.
2. According to the Penthouse Advisor, having had sex with Trent, Lucas, Victor, EJ, Roman, Colin, Brady, Eric, some schmuck named Jay and countless others in her porn films does not put her over the official "slut" threshold.
And... the number one reason Nicole Walker is NOT a slut...
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1. Absolutely nowhere does the Bible specifically ban casual sex in an elevator.
While admitting no wrongdoing, Prevuze has officially released the following public apology:
We would like to formally apologize for calling Nicole Walker a slut. This statement was made in haste and without regard to the legions of sluts everywhere we might have insulted by throwing them into the same category as Nicole. We do, however stand by our characterization of Nicole as a "ho-bag."
I have to say I really shouldn't have used the term "slut" especially when referring to her beautiful relationship with EJ; one which as I fondly remember its tender beginning, always brings the sound of elevator music to mind for some reason.
So we would like to take this entire posting to remind our readers why our original statement in Thursday's edition is neither fair nor correct. To be succinct, and with apologies to David Letterman, we've compiled the following list of the top ten most compelling reasons why Nicole is not a slut:
10, "Slut" is so 'Nineties.' The new term is "slam hog."
9. Being paid $5 Million to marry Lucas was part of the Government Bailout.
8. When will people learn that having sex for money is NOT the definition of "slut?"
7. Her pre-nup with Victor specifically stated electrocution trumped annoying little sexual escapades.
6. The difference between porn and art is a fine line, or at least a Misty Circle.
5. A one-night-stand with Roman Brady doesn't count as sex.
4. Always remember... All porn stars are sluts, but not all sluts are porn stars. Oops... waitaminute... forget that one.
3. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she lived in a hotel room in order to save time.
2. According to the Penthouse Advisor, having had sex with Trent, Lucas, Victor, EJ, Roman, Colin, Brady, Eric, some schmuck named Jay and countless others in her porn films does not put her over the official "slut" threshold.
And... the number one reason Nicole Walker is NOT a slut...
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1. Absolutely nowhere does the Bible specifically ban casual sex in an elevator.
While admitting no wrongdoing, Prevuze has officially released the following public apology:
We would like to formally apologize for calling Nicole Walker a slut. This statement was made in haste and without regard to the legions of sluts everywhere we might have insulted by throwing them into the same category as Nicole. We do, however stand by our characterization of Nicole as a "ho-bag."
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74 Comments:
Floved the Top Ten List of why Nicole is not a slut!!! Will you do a Top Ten List next week for Kate? I can't listen to Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" anymore and not think of EJ/Nicole or ugh, Lucas/Chloe. Thanks for all you do, Prevuze.
Cookie
What a great way to start my Saturday! I have to say - I'm completely impressed with the maturity Prevuze has shown in offering the apology. I for one couldn't do it. A slut by any other name? Uhhh...let's see...skank? Ho? Misty Circle?
Thanks for the laugh
OMG that was classic. I loved it! Seems a lot of people have either very selective memories when it comes to Nicole or they didn't watch the show in her previous run. Nicole Walker is the biggest ho bag the show has ever seen. Although at the rate he's going, Daniel Jonas just might end up taking that title. LOL
Floved your Top Ten list about the ho! Thank you for making me laugh, ITA with your column 100%. Nicole has been a ho from the word go on the show.
I loved the top 10! And for all those out there that were offended, Prevuze is not the place for you!
Hell Yes, please do more lists: Kate, Chelsea, Chloe, Melannie and Sami come to mind. Though to be fair: Daniel, Lucas, EJ, and Max deserve their own lists.
I floved the Nicole list! Since Roman is not really Roman I have mixed feeling on that one. Still LOL!!! Keep up the good works, Prevuze.
Somebody save John and Marlena!
ha ha ha...slam hog...ha ha ha...thanks for the laugh.
Thanks for the great laugh this morning, Prevuze! You certainly hit the nail on the head earlier this week, and I couldn't agree more with your 'apology'.
I always knew Prevuze was high-class all the way and its gracious apology this morning proves it. I was especially impressed that Prevuze was thankful that I had edited out the part about her having greased panties.
I truly lost it when I got to No. 5, but the entire list will have me laughing all day.
LOVED the ho-made pie picture. Thanks Prevuze!
OMG that was so funny. What a great way to start the morning!
Thanks for the weekend laugh! You may be equal opportunity jokesters but you always seem to nail it when hitting the storylines and characters I hate most!! What I'd like to see is a Top 10 list for why the writers can't seem to write a story for the characters viewers actually want to see together!
I'm still laughing over #5,too!
HAHAHA
Jay. I don't remember Jay but Prevuze always manages to somehow pull some obscure fact or person from the past.
And also manages to amaze and brighten our day. Thanks for helping us start our weekends in a great way!
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A note on deleted comments: Not to be a prude, but if you can't say it on TV, you can't say it in Prevuze.
I know. I'm a stick in the mud.
I love you people!
You're right, Nicole isn't a slut. She actually brings shame to sluts everywhere. At least Sluts have the common sense not to fall for the guy who calls out another name during sex.
Not Nicole though. Call her "Oh Samantha" and she will drop those panties in seconds.
Prevuze, take a bow . . . take two! That clever list is hilarious! What a great way to start a weekend. Thanks again.
Please don't stop calling Nicole every degrading name in the book.
She degrades herself in every episode so why should all of you be left out on the fun.
I prefer ***** myself.
Hmmm... mayabe I should clarify.
If you can't say it on TV, you can't say it in Prevuze unless you know how to make a CENSORED link so you at least warn people beforehand.
George Carlin would hate me, but at least give me partial credit for allowing censored links.
WOW! What a dust up this has been. Some people need to not be so sensitive about a soap opera! I look to prevuze to make some sense of the idiocy... So Nicole's a slut?! Who cares! Grow up people and untwist your undies! Prevuze rock on!!!!
Coleen
from the way I hear "slut" used on soaps, I was beginning to think it was a term of endearment.
For moment I thought there really might be reasons Nicole is not a slut. I should have known better. I hadn't laughed this much in a long time, it felt good. Thanks Prevuze.
The moment I saw the title I knew it was going to be good - and it was. I am so glad I took the time to stop by Prevuze before the games (college football games...) start! Thanks for a funny start to the day!
*wiping tears from eyes due to excessive laughter*. Wow!I needed a laugh this morning and you more than delivered.
It was very classy to apologize to all the sluts who were offended at being lumped together with Days resident ho bag.
Slam dog..Great new word!!
I loved Friday's Prevuze-- both funny and ACCURATE!
Another topic, it is clear that EJ still loves Sami when he refused to talk about his feelings for her when questioned by Stefano.
As to Nicole not asking him to change and be the type of man his children can respect and be proud of, but prefering him "just as he is"--
The reason for that might be that Nicole would have to evolve several hundred years to reach the level of pond scum,and she is just trying to pull EJ down to her level!
I am very glad you left the line about "greased panties" out of the original post. During the week I read Preuze at work, and explaining my laugh would be impossible to people who don't know the story.
This way I was able to LOL at home & just scare the cat off my lap!
OMG - that was priceless. Love the list and #8 LMAO You're absolutely right - it's the definition of a wh*re, not a slut (they just give it away for free). It's a fine line I admit, but Nicole likes to ride it....among other things. *whistles*
Thanks for the giggles!
I do think that Nicole is a gold digger and an attempted murderer (Victor) and tried to physically injure someone (Chloe) but as far as the number of partners she's had on DOOL, I think Sami could equal or beat her.
Oh my....I absolutely LOVED your list!!! haha, what a great way to start my Saturday!!!!
And you're right, Nicole is not a slut, because any woman that has sex in an elevator even AFTER the man she's with called out another woman's name isn't a slut....she's a desperate slut.
Ah but that's "wub" right?? Nicole's in "wub" so she can't be a slut.
I have to diagree with Sami having as many sexual partners as Nicole.
There are 9 guys listed on for Nicole so far...NOT including Misty Circle's onscreen partners.
Sami's partners have been:
Alan, Lucas, Austin, Franco, Brandon, and EJ. Sami may be many things but she is NOT a slut!
OMG, that was *hilarious*! Letterman has NUTHIN on Prevuze! And the picture of the Ho-made pie sign was the cherry (pun intended) on top! Take a bow, Prevuze, you have surpassed even your own standards of hilarity, and added a much needed laugh to my day!
LOL! This is hilarious! Nicole is definitely not a slut. There's no way she f*cked Larry to get him to kill her hubby Victor. Oh wait... she did.
Loved your list!
I agree that "slut" is so 90's though. I prefer "skank".
LOL!
After an awful week, you have truly made my weekend. I have nothing against Nicole. You are just too funny.
I always love your comments and never take them personally even when you slam my favorites.
Thanks!
I made the mistake of reading this at my desk at work today. I spit out my coffee when I read "Slam Hog". That was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I can't wait to use it against all the "Slam Hogs" I'll see later tonight when I head out to the clubs for some cocktails after work. Cross your fingers for me that I can find one with an elevator! Ha ha.
hmm....seems like people have neglected to read your disclaimer prevuze, or maybe they haven't beem around long enough to know you've always been an equal-opportunity basher.
i love these lists. thanks for the laugh!
Long time reader, first time poster. I don't have a HO in this fight, so I couldn't care less if you called her a slut or anything else, but this has to be one of the top 10 funniest things I've ever read.
If I can laugh at the stuff you write about Kate, and I'm a Kate/LK fan, then the Nicole fans need to lighten up a bit. JMO
kozzie2
The only people on the show that don't deserve the slut title are the children that haven't grown up yet! Wait until the twins and all the other kids grow up, they will be sleeping around too!
I think the best part of this post is all of the EJamis that come on here and gang up on Nicole because their poor wittle couple is KAPUT!!!
So no matter what you say about Nicole, the fact that EJ and Sami are so far out of each other orbit and the actors can't stand each other leads me to think that there is something to this thing of calling Nicole a slut.
And I never said that Nicole wasn't a slut.
I said that I am an equal opportunity slut caller...and if Nicole is a slut, my man EJ ranks right up there by screwing a woman while thinking of another...and Sami too while screwing a man she doesn't love with a picture of the love of her life on the nightstand.
So to all of the EJamis who love this so much...just know that there are a bunch of us who are loving the fact that the little slut got in the way of your precious doomed couple!!!
Biggest laugh!
We can taunt on Prevuze, right?
To the above poster:
I assure you I am not an EJami and even I know that they will end up together. You also seem to have a lot of hostility towards EJ...
It's comedy, humor, satire. Just breathe.
So James Scott and Ali Sweeney can't stand eachother? And you know this how??? Everything I have seen shows that they like eachother and are friends. Like others have said this is humor. If you can't take a joke, than maybe Prevuze isn't for you.
Anyways, Nicole gives sluts a bad name.
Oh Prevuze, look at the dust-up you have caused by telling the truth. Thanks for the Saturday chuckle.
Bravo Prevuze!!! You always know how to put a smile on a girl's face.
Poor Misty Circle. It's hard out there for a slut......
That was AWESOME! Too bad all five of Nicole's fans were offended. lol
It's as plain as the nose on your face that the slut is simply a "place holder" until AS is back from maternity leave. EJAMI will take off again next year.
Nicole is such a saint! Watch and see as she begins her "slice and dice" of EJ commencing next week. No man is safe from that creature.
LOL!
Holy f*** Batman! This list is absolutely hilarious. I love the term slamdog/ho-bag. Very much more appropriate for Ms. Walker. You've completely persuaded me that Nicole is NOT a slut. I love the laughs Prevuze always gives. Please continue to do what you do best. Wonder which Salemite Misty's Circle will entrap next, Brady? Nicole fans need to get a life. She's always been a gold-digging trailer trash whore and nothing has changed.
To the one anonymous fan who made a wisecrack at Ejami fans. Your precious Nicole is the reason DOOL is not going to last 20 months. So enjoy the Nicole show while you can. Cry me a river and get a life. Lumi is dead, so please go take the cyanide laced kool-aid and crocodile tears else where to someone who actually gives a flying f***.
If you would leave your happy little EJami fanclub for two seconds you would see that the 10 of you who post over and over again have nothing on the many people who are so sick of the Sami show and are thrilled that Nicole is given a moment to shine...because it is clear that they gave the meaty story to the actress that can act.
And I promise you, I am breathing. I am enjoying this more than you know! I am on cloud nine with the change of scenery that is going on right now.
And sorry, but I have no doubt in my mind that the reason DAYS is going off in 20 months has alot to do with the shit we have seen the past 2 years than what is going on right now.
It wouldn't surprise me if the slut and her acting can save the show.
At least during the past few weeks when EJole is the rooting couple, ratings haven't dropped...no matter how many of the 10 EJamis swear to not watch.
I am truly enjoying myself!
Again, thanks for the laugh, Prevuze! The more attention Nicole gets, the better!
Lumi4ever is that you????? LOL!
Okay seriously girl, chill. Most of us come on this site for the humor, not temper tantrums. I echo others: If you can't take a joke, then maybe this isn't the site for you. I am a Sami fan and even I laugh at jabs Prevuze gives her. Life is a lot more fun when you know how to laugh. Because you surely don't sound like you are.
Oh and Days is losing viewers (16,000 more to be exact). Not because of any one couple, but because the show sucks right now. EJami is happening whether you like it or not.
Thanks so much for the laugh.
And, I applaud your courage. It takes someone who wears big girl/boy panties to dare to open the can-o-worms that is Nicole. She inspires love from a very strange crew.
I Luv you Prevuzes. Ok I just loved the top 10 reasons Nicole is not a slut. You are correct the term is ho-bag. Niho is just that. There may be a few who like Niho and they probably haven't been around to see her from the first time she joined days. They only know her since she came back. Yes she is this and that so happy about her "miracle" (money is right around the corner legally with Ej)baby. Lame I know but not an easy word to extend. Anyway when she found out she was pregnant and EJ was the father. that was her ticket to money money money. When Sami found out Johhny was Ejs not once did she see $ signs. ALL of us can see the difference between these two women can't me? Stepano is the grandfather to both. Sami is aleast trying to protect one child from Stepano while Niho could give a rat's a*%. Yea her and a lot of other slam hogs would see a indefinite future giving it up with fantastic fringe benefits. We all know she will probably lose the baby and not tell Ej only to keep her future money right at hand. She knows if she loses the baby she will lose Ej and all her fringe benefits. She will not tell him and use padding.. She will tell him there was a little scare with the baby and you weren't (say it with her) there for me thus making Ej feel bad and be more attentive. She will probably tell him the dr said they have to refrain from sex until after the baby is born. One a gold diggin ho always a gold diggin ho. If she loses Ej after this her next prospect will be , let's see where is the money, yes Brady BLACK DIMERA. Oh my goodness I almost forgot a one KIRIAKIS.
"That was AWESOME! Too bad all five of Nicole's fans were offended. lol"
Ahh, Nicole has more than five fans, I'm a Nicole fan and an Ejami fan and I thought that list was spew worthy.
I've never heard the term "slamdog" before but I will tuck it away for future reference.
I would like to know how anyone would know whether or not AS/JS get along though. Not that it matters. Bo and Hope hated each other when they were first on the show and it made for some fantastic stuff.
Great Stuff! Keep it up. Maybe you can piss off someone from every fanbase as the weeks go on.
OH Good lord people! It's a JOKE!!!!
Why do the humorless have to ruin it for everybody?
Prevuze, next Saturday I think you need to Post Why Nicole isn't a slut PT 2! Obviously this list went over some people's heads.
OMG....David Letterman would be so proud, Prevuze !!!
This made my weekend...I am still laughing.
To the lone lumi poster....I think in your heart you know that the EJami fan base is huge, so your remark about 10 EJami's posting over and over was sorta like you saying, "I know you are, but what am I?" - you know, like a little kid that can't think of anything to say.
But it's okay. We embrace you and your little Lumi- oop, I mean Ejole rant. It's all in fun. I love Prevuze even when they poke fun at EJ and Sami. Funny ladies write this, and I appreciate them on a daily basis.
Thank you, Prevuze !
Oh, and Slam Hog = but a speed bump for EJami. SLUT may be an old term, and we accept your gracious Top Ten list in the spirit it was intended !!
My goodness, that top 10 list was liquid spitting hilarious. Thank you for using your precious time on Saturday to enlighten us. While the list was great, the reason you felt compelled to write it isn't. Come on people. It's a soap opera. Nicole is ficitional slut...whoops, I didn't mean to offend... make it that she's a fictional ho-bag. There you go, much better.
People seem to think that I am not having fun or enjoying the list.
I promise that I am.
I was just trying to have some fun in the mean spirit of Prevuze. I am very well aware that this is a soap...probably more than most of you as I know that it is Ejole today, Ejami tomorrow, Lumi after that. It's the way it is.
It does seem like it is only funny if it agrees with your mindset. If it doesn't then, people need to lighten up.
So for those whose feathers I have ruffled in my Ejole bliss...and it is bliss...I apologize in true Prevuze spirit.
Oh, and just to not start any false rumors. I didn't mean that JS and AS don't like each other. I meant that JS and AS don't seem to be liking each others characters with the other. AS pimped out Rami and JS pimped Ejole.
As for me and my Misty Circle love, we shall retreat and just revel in the gloriousness that has been the last two weeks!!!
Carla
Okay Carla, I don't give a flying fig who likes to work with eachother and who doesn't. They are actors! They're job is to act and you obviously don't like AS or JS otherwise you wouldn't be trying to start rumors like this!
It's a job, a paycheck to them. You don't sound like you are enjoying it. Could you just let the rest of us have a laugh without interjecting these stupid fanbase wars in?
Oh and I completely agree, Nicole is a Slamhog!
OMG, nobody is pimping any couple!
I swear it's these type of fans that are destroying Days.
As someone who doesn't give a F***, I can even see where this story is going. EJ and Sami are going to get together at some point because that is what the audience wants.
Much love Prevuze!
whoa....ok ejami fans. we get it. your couple is MEANT TO BE and no lying slut (not even sami) can stand in the way of that!
just don't kick us nicole fans while we're already down...; )
Kick you NICOLE fans while you're down? It is to laugh! Your girl is on almost every freaking day. I swear if Days is cancelled Melanie and Nicole could have their own spin-off series.
Why don't you join us Jarlenas and then tell me about misery. Or just ask the EJamis, Paylas, Tannas, Bopes, Lumis, Dansea, or Phloe fans....
Kick you Nicole fans...Jeez, take a number and get in line.
As a fellow Jarlena, I'm trying not to lose my S*** at that "kick Nicole fans while we're down" statement. Them be figting words...
Excuse me, but doesn't Ari Z. still have a job at this present time? Oh that's right, SHE DOES! Stop complaining and enjoy the fact that you will still have a character for others to make fun of. What's wrong, the fact that she takes up almost all the airtime from the Vets isn't enough for you people?
Prevuze, Roast the Slamdog! Jarlenas need an outlet and Nicole and Melanie are looking like great targets right now.
i was referring to the fact that dena higley is slamming her fans by making her look redeemed, and then causing her to lose her baby and lie about it. it really has nothing to do with the fact that she still has a job, or is featured as a regular. just because she's on all the time doesn't mean her fans are happy with the way her storyline is progressing. trust me, i'd be happy to see nicole written off the way john and marlena are being written off. instead, she's being used as a dumping ground for the broe/ejami stories.
be happy deidre and drake are moving on from this show. they deserve better, and you know it. no need to work yourself into a tizzy because other people aren't happy with the way other characters' stories are progressing.
OMG, now J&M fans are whining in a thread about Nicole.
Why is it Nicole and Melanie's fault that J&M got the boot?
Oh, yeah, IT ISN'T.
Nicole might be a slamdog, but at least she didn't need a paternity test for her baby.
Well no offense, but I really don't see why Nicole fans are so shocked. The rest of us saw this coming a mile away.
Trust me it's my fondest wish that characters like Nicole, Melanie, and the Passions rejects get written off this show. Then maybe some of the Vets could get a chance.
Prevuze keep up the good work!
She didn't need a paternity test. But the man she "loves" still wanted one!!! Ahh the romance! Somebody contact The Hallmark Channel, I see a movie of the week in the works!
Oh that poor slamhog. She's too pathetic for words. And get used to the Nicole and Melanie bashing. It's just getting started!
Iam so upset -- with myself. I cannot believe I didn't log in until today to read this. Prevuze --- you are AWESOME! This was hilarious. And to repeat what others have said -- it is a soap opera and this is a blog about a soap opera. Chill out. If you want to get fired up about something, go check out a political or economic blog. You're really ruining it for the rest of us. And yes, I am a Sami fan and a EJami fan but Prevuze nails stuff on both of them as well. And let's face it -- the writers are really the ones destroying the show with ridiculous lines and changing people's characters and histories all the time. (Original Nicole and earlier Sami were awesome. Their current character profiles are very weak.)
64 comments on a SATURDAY posting!
Wow, Prevuze - you have REALLY outdone yourselves now!
Who knew the Ho would cause such a ruckus in your little blog WAY out here on the big old internet?
..... oh wait... we are talking about the Nic-Ho, here - she causes problems EVERYWHERE she goes... for no other reason than her personal gain - i.e. - her reaction to EJ's surprize - Credit card, new car... not JUST HIM.
So I guess I shouldn't be that surprised, after all...
BUT STILL, CONGRATS, PREVUZE!
I don't know what all the fuss is about Nicole is a slut She wears the title "SLUT" like it's her job oops it is her job. Now if Prevuze would have called her a "cheap slut" that would be debatable Nicole is a very "expensive slut" ask Lucas, ask Victor - hell ask EJ! Nicole after all is about to lose as Nicole would say "his million dollar baby".
Luv P - I give you total write to love EJOLE or Nicole for that matter. It's the Lumi fans that make me sick when they don't get what they want they like to stir the post and maybe to some extent they EJAMI fans do it too.
But Slam Hog? Come on, that's pretty freakin funny regardless of who you are.
I wasn't talking about Nicole needing a paternity test for her baby, even though she's a Slam Hog.
I was a talking about the sainted Marlena who needed one.
To Luvpumpkins -
Yes Nicole is a slut. I used to LOVE the character of Nicole before when she was on and when she first returned. But this person that has been on my screen lately (ok CONSTANTLY) is NOT Nicole. That is the issue I am having with MOST of the characters on this show right now. They are not who they really are. I am actually looking forward to a back-stabbing slut Nicole again...she is great! And I am even more looking forward to the real EJ DiMera to return as a result. EJ is...well...simply not the man that I have loved watching for the past 2 years. Bring on the Slam Hog! It is about time she returned!!!
holy canoli! this post was a riot and a half!! i am still craking up ;o)
thanks for sharing and for reminding people to lighten up and remember that this is a soap and that these characters are the product of fiction not reality! and that their insanely hilarious lives are to entertain us not cause some major freak out over who is a slut and who is not!
ejamis, ejoles, lumis (or lunatics), bopes, jarlenas, jaxes or wherever we may fall, we need to take a chill pill and realize that the drama in this soap need not to spill out of our idiot boxes.. nuff said! and keep the laughs coming!!
Loved your apology for calling Nick-ho a "slut" only to replace it with a more appropriate label like "ho". By the way, is there a difference? :) Thanks for the laughs Prevuze. I'm gald there's still people out there who appreciate the wonderful humor found in sarcasm!
OMG how did I originally miss this ! IT is brilliant I haven't laughed so much in ages.
Nicole = slam hog.
COngrats PRevuze you outdid yourselves with this.
Betyar, yes there is a difference.
A slut sleeps around for free.
A ho sleeps around for money.
A subtle difference and both can be applied to Nicole, the slamhot.
I'm guessing that Nicole wouldn't be tagged "slut" if she didn't ride almost every guy in Salem, right? Nuff said! Thank u for the list and your sense of humour!!
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