Cut The Crap

Patch to Maggie: "Constantine is here to take advantage of your kindness and generosity." Isn't the purpose of being kind and generous to have someone take advantage of it? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Clyde: "I'm a people person." Harris: "So was Bernie Madoff. That's probably how both of you were able to con enough people to end up in prison." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa to Alex: "Kissing Brady was a mistake. I just want to be with you. Only you… Unless, of course, you're not around." #DAYS

Marlena to John: "You might want to introduce yourself to a comb." You mean the Boris Johnson look isn't making a comeback? #DAYS

Constantine: "Thank you for defending me." What Maggie said: "Steve can be difficult." What she should have said: "Cut the crap and tell me what you're up to." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "If you want to end things, I understand." Alex: "I want to end things but my penis doesn't." #DAYS

Harris to Clyde: "Do you really want to come after someone who has nothing to lose?" He has something to lose… his life. #DAYS