Still Horny

EJ toasts Nicole: "May troubles be less and blessings be more. May nothing but happiness come through your door." That toast for the new year won't even make it through its first day.

Next on #DOOL — Harris: "Did you see any drugs in your establishment at any time." Stefan: "No. I serve enough alcohol that our guests can get plastered out of their minds without drugs." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Oh, to be young and in love." John: "I can't speak to that, but I'll put it up against the kind of love we have." Marlena: "What kind of love is that?" John: "Old and still horny." #DAYS

EJ needs to take some drugs himself, like… a chill pill. #DAYS

John: "I will never let the sun go down on a day without telling my beautiful wife how much I love her." That's the same resolution he made before they were divorced five times. #DAYS

Brady: "Tate is lying to protect me. They were my drugs." It's rare, but we've just found someone in the room with a lower IQ than Rafe. #DAYS

Holly ODs. Tate is responsible; Brady is responsible; Ava is responsible. As usual, everyone is responsible but the one who made the decision to take the drugs in the first place. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "OMG! Tate is gone!" Marlena: "How did he get out? We're on the 50th floor." Theresa: "He took the fire escape." Marlena: "There is no fire escape." Theresa: "Oops." #DAYS