The Wacky World of DOOL

Geez, Li, don't you know you can't buy love? Oh, wait – this is Gabi… good plan, Li. #DAYS

Belle: "Your actions were extreme and indefensible." In that case, as Brady's attorney she might have a bit of trouble defending them in court. #DAYS

The old coffee switcheroo. If Stephan is really smart, he took the spiked coffee himself knowing EJ would do that. #DAYS

LI, Gabi, and Gabi's low-cut red dress. Now there are four boobs in the room. #DAYS

Chloe to Brady: "You kidnapped someone and forced him to go through deprogramming with small kitchen appliances." Where else could a statement like that come from except the wacky world of #DOOL? #DAYS

Stefan and Li aren't exactly the greatest ladies men. Good thing they're chasing Gabi instead of a lady. #DAYS

Stefan: "Is sex with you and Li off the table?" Gabi: "Of course it's not on the table. Who do you think I am, Marlena?" #DAYS

Rachel needs a time out… over Brady's knee. #DAYS

It's a little known fact that the name Rachel derives from a Latin word meaning "conniving tempermental brat." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "There is no way I can be your attorney." Eric: "Why not." Belle: "I'm your half sister. I can't sleep with you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Trask: "Was Eric the best sex of your life?" Sloan: "Counting my vibrator?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Trask: "Was Eric the best sex of your life?" Sloan: "Yes. Other than that summer I spent touring with Nickelback." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "This says you've been enjoying the best sex of your life with a defrocked priest." Sloan: "Yes." Eric: "So how many defrocked priests have you been with?" #DAYS