Busy Fornicating

John: "I think half the town showed up at Kayla's funeral." Everyone except the ones like EJ, Nicole, Eric, Sloan and others who were busy fornicating. #DAYS

Lucas: "Where is Orpheus?" Jailer; "I'm not his keeper." Your JOB is to be his keeper. #DAYS

Patch: "I hope our wives are looking down on us." They've been looking down on you misfits for years. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lucas (on phone): "Lean on the people who love you." Allie: "I did a lot of leaning on Alex last night." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena's publisher posthumously releases her latest book on psychology, "Dummies for Dummies." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "I had sex with Alex." Will and Sonny in unison: "LUCKY GAL!" #DAYS