Not Getting Laid

Shinn is delighted to learn Wendy by dating Johnny has already arranged the arranged relationship he would have arranged in the first place. #DAYS

Leo to Xander: "Sarah dumps your ass and then Gwen puts her cute little ass on the line for you." Even on Peacock they can only use the word "ass" three times in any show. Good thing Leo didn't know Alex has his ass in a sling with Maggie. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "You want to talk about us?" Xander: "Yes." Gwen: "I would have thought that was the last thing you would want to talk about." Xander: "True, but I'm not getting laid these days." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Trip: "There is nothing romantic going on between Wendy and me." Johnny: "So you're just FWB?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "You will NOT go over my head to Victor." Alex: "You're not the boss of me." Maggie: "As a matter of fact, I am." #DAYS