Any Guy, Anywhere, Anytime

That is one short skirt Gwen is wearing. Every time she uncrosses her legs I think I can see… Xanadu. #DAYS

Looks like Alex and Gwen are setting up for their own little "misery loves company" pity party. #DAYS

Until EJ almost fell I had lost track of who had slipped who a Mickey. #DAYS

Maggie suggests Xander could replace Alex. I think she'd just be trading one problem for another. #DAYS

"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" wins the Oscar for best picture. Gwen wins the Emmy for "Any Guy, Anywhere, Anytime." #DAYS

I'm with EJ. My rule is never drink anything thick, warm and green. #DAYS

Gwen's morning after turns into the morning afterglow. #DAYS

Eric: "Sloan is an excellent attorney." I think he's assessing her qualifications on something other than her score on the bar exam. #DAYS

Gwen: "Don't put this in your column or I will make it so that 'lady' isn't just a nom de plume." Did she just threaten to… yes, I think she did. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Eric has become a moody jerk." Brady: "From what I hear, Sloan is providing him with a little mood therapy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Sloan is a wretched bottom feeder." Brady: "I believe Eric has been feeding on her bottom, so to speak." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Sloan is Eric's lawyer? I hope he keeps it professional this time." Brady: "The only way that relationship could be professional is if Eric paid her for the sex." #DAYS