Just Having Monkey Sex

Stephanie bribes the kids by saying she'll read to them. Hope it's not something from the copy of the Kama Sutra she carries in her purse. #DAYS

Thomas: "Are you and Dad dating?" Stephanie: "No, we're just having monkey sex." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Alex told me you slept with him." Stephanie: "Yes, and those flowers you saw were from him." Chad: "Should I have sent you flowers, too?" Stephanie: "No, if I got flowers from every guy I slept with I'd have to build a greenhouse." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I can't stay. You and Abe were planning a romantic dinner for two." Paulina: "We'll make it a romantic dinner for three." Chanel: "A dinner for three isn't romantic." Paulina: "Judging by your past a threesome can be very romantic." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie drinks Alex under the table… where she discovers she's not as gay as she thought she was. #DAYS