God's Office Hours

Stefan to Li: "Smashing your glass jaw was very satisfying." Lawsuits and assault & battery charges have a way of mitigating that type of satisfaction. #DAYS

Stephanie: "I didn't want to get involved with Alex." So I guess she bought that roll of condoms so she could fill them with water and drop them on people from the roof of a tall building. #DAYS

People are really upset about today's repeating scenes. Not a single one of them involved a half-naked character. #DAYS

Every time the doorbell rang today Kristin yelled for Harold: "I guess it's his day off." Nope. He found the key to the liquor cabinet. #DAYS