Access To Her Hips

Gwen finds a bunch of empty booze bottles in Xander's room: "Are you absolutely sloshed?" No, if he had drunk all that he would be absolutely dead. #DAYS

If Stephanie is so shook over not getting to spend Kayla's last few minutes with her, what about the years and years she stayed away and never even came to visit? #DAYS

Leo wants to disguise himself by wearing a veil and changing his voice. Sloan thinks that could never work. YET people in Salem seem to be able to put on a neoprene mask and fool people about their identities even when having sex with them. Just saying. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "Sonny makes me weak in the knees." Sloan: "If he took any interest in you it would have to be because you make him weak in the brain."

Next on #DOOL — Sloan: "I hear you and Stephanie Johnson are attached at the hip." Alex: "We broke up. I don't have access to her hips any more." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "I'm just sick about losing Stephanie." Sloan: "Nothing is worse than a broken heart… except abstinence." #DAYS

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Sloan: "Monogamy equals monotony." And "Sloan" stands for…

Slutty
Lecherous
Over
Active
Nymphomaniac
#DAYS
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