Chasin' Tail

Straight Male Viewers: "Dang it! Sarah got dressed. The last episode was a lot more aesthetically pleasing with her tits flopping all over the screen. #DAYS

Sarah to Bonnie: "This is Clarence, the Christmas Clown." The Christmas Clown? Now there's a long-standing tradition we've never heard of. I guess if you can have "the elf on the shelf" you can also have "the clown that's around." #DAYS

Sarah says when she was dating Phillip he had her kidnapped. That's not why she left him, though. The real reason was she kept getting splinters from his wooden leg. #DAYS

Sonny stands up for Leo. Victor: "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." We are really going to miss Victor. #DAYS

I have a feeling the video game player Alex gave Stephanie comes loaded with the ever-popular game "Chasin' Tail." #DAYS

Rafe invites Jada to go with him. In Salem they just pass the women around like a football in a Patrick Mahomes flea-flicker. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I hope I didn't pull you away from anything fun." Gwen: "No… I'm not sleeping with anyone these days." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Justin: "I'm going to help you sue the pants off Rednax." Xander: "I don't want to do that. I'm having enough fun getting the pants off Sarah." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "I didn't know you were a professional dancer. You're very good." Stephanie: "I'm even better when I'm dancing around a pole." #DAYS