This Show Has Crossed The Line

Well, the kids are just being little brats today, aren't they? Santa better pack a few extra bags of coal for Salem. #DAYS

Chloe: "So Brady won't touch you with a ten foot pole?" Kristin: "That's crazy. His pole isn't even ten inches." #DAYS

It's always good to see Doug on the show… and Julie, too. #DAYS

Chad misses Abigail sooooo much. Just like he did on the two or three occasions they weren't fighting with each other. #DAYS

Xander: "It's a Christmas Miracle." Sarah: "What's a Christmas Miracle?" Xander: "That you wore a top that's just about cut down to your belly button." #DAYS

Gwen vs. Julie. Shouldn't this conversation be taking place inside a wire cage or a mud pit? #DAYS

Sarah runs into Thomas. She stoops down to talk to him wearing her ultra-low-cut top and gives him an education he probably shouldn't have at his age. #DAYS

While hanging ornaments on the tree, Xander sets Zack's bulb on the floor and it is tragically run over by a toy truck Chelsea had sent for Thomas. #DAYS

Jack propositions Jennifer. GASP! They're married… this show has crossed the line. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "How is Lani doing?" Eli: "We don't call her 'Lani' any more. We call her inmate 714923." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I miss Abigail more every day." EJ: I miss her more every time I take a shower." #DAYS