The Stick Up His Ass

The look on Eric's face isn't because he's upset with Nicole. It's because the stick up his ass is making him grimace. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I find it odd you're talking to inanimate objects." Kristen: "Why? When we sleep together I have sex with an inanimate object." #DAYS

Belle: "Eric would never leave Jada high and dry." So what do you call it when he left Jada for Nicole? #DAYS

Eric sucker punches EJ. Who does he think he is, Lucas Horton? #DAYS

Paulina: "Who did you assault?" Eric: "Some smug SOB who has been needing to get it for a long time." And EJ's having breakfast in bed with Nicole and you're in jail with a hangover. Who won that one? #DAYS

Allie to Wendy: "What you and Johnny do is none of my business." Then she should put down that crowbar she's using to pry for details about their relationship. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "I don't want to force you into something you don't want." Brady: "Then why are you still here?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "Did we have sex?" EJ: "No." Nicole: "Good." EJ: "Your opinion, not mine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Belle Brady is not a two-bit lawyer." Sloan: "Only because of inflation." #DAYS